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A woman driving on a road shouted "horse" out her window at a man driving the opposite direction, and he quickly shouted back "bitch." The man was pleased with his quick reaction and took a turn in the road at high speed. The moral is that men never understand what women say.

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A man is driving in the opposite direction, on that same road…

When they pass each other, the woman rolls down her window and shouts - HORSE Immediately the man shouts back - Bitch !

The man laughs because he is happy to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman, and takes the turn in the road with high speed.

The moral: “ Men never understand what women say"

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