Two jokes with good points of Reflection to help cope with life's tribulations

1. Wisdom
From A
Laugh 119
Married Couple
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When
they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother, "so - how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So
romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned
Sam started using the most horrible language - things I'd never
heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to
come get me and take me home... PLEASE MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be
so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
embarrassed - they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE !!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your
mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like: Dust, Wash,
Iron, Cook..."
Reflection
* A successful marriage is not a ‘bed of roses’, built on he rock
of fantasy and unrealistic expectations.
* The realities in a marriage like finance issues, home
responsibilities and times of hardship have to be accepted.

2. Wisdom
From A
Laugh 120
Ever Driven a Honda bike?
A biker was riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While
passing a car, he knocked on the window. The driver of the car
opened the window, "Yes?"
"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No I haven't"
The biker drove on, until he saw the next car. While passing it,
he knocked on the window. The driver of the car opened the
window: "Yes?"
"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No I haven't"
Then suddenly there was a curve; the biker saw it too late. He
crashed off the road into a ditch. A car stopped and a man ran
to the unlucky biker. The biker, while in severe pain, asked,
"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years."
The biker says, "Tell me, where are the brakes?"
Reflection
How often have we got into trouble and problems
through carelessness and ignorance. Finding out data
and info about something we intend to do would prevent
a lot of problems from arising later on.