The document contains snippets of fake news stories and website content spoofing WWE.com, including stories about John Cena posing for cereal packaging, Christian slipping on baby oil during a match, and R-Truth waging a childish war against Cena. The final section reveals this is a spoof website created by "Team Bring It" that aims to mimic WWE.com but lacks the skills to perfectly replicate the real site.

1. Can’t get enough of Cena?Neither can we, order new John Cena merchandise here! WWEShop.com

2. CAUTION SLIPPERY FLOOR At the end of their match at Capitol Punishment Christian slipped on baby oil left on the mat by Randy Orton. No major injuries were done to Christian as shown when he wrestled the next night on Raw.

3. Cena was to pose nude for Fruity Pebbles, however due to high concerns regarding children and adult content, it was decided that he will pose for the cereal in a manner that will be suitable for children.

4. Remember to not bully! (Seriously) Because WWE Superstars that wrestle and fight just about every night are responsible people that you should look up to. Follow WWE Superstars examples that are displayed nearly every night and stop the bullying.

5. PHOTO FOR THE TROOPS Look at how awesome John Cena is! Posing for a photo with and for the troops!

6. All of WWE’s Programming is rated PG! So for the over 75.5% of our audience that’s over the age of 18, enjoy our PG rated content! With exciting PG rated matches, and half nude screaming Divas!

7. OH NO HE DIDN’T! R-Truth has lost his mind! He needs to stop this childish war against John Cena, how dare he!

8. NEW SUPERSTAR ON THE RISE? Alex Riley is a rising superstar… yeah who cares he ain’tCena and never will be. Next!

9. L. A. Hickey Mia We hope you enjoy our spoof website of WWE.com. Sorry we could not match WWE’s website exactly as it appears. We’re not that good at this web stuff. Stay tuned for more website updates. -Team Bring It