Unerdwear conducted a 3-month research study involving 256 fake stock photo nerds, a dinosaur, and a cat to test their new softwear product. They measured variables like code quality, productivity, social status, and Hackernews karma. After data analysis, they developed a theory that widespread use of Unerdwear could solve all problems faced by nerds and eventually reduce entropy in the universe. They are continuing research and product development to support these theories.