A woman in her 50s presented for medically managed withdrawal from an ultra-high-dose opioid regimen of 1620 mg MEDD for chronic back pain stemming from a 1983 injury. Over multiple decades, her opioid doses escalated despite providing limited functional benefit and resulting in several hospitalizations. She agreed to an acute inpatient withdrawal managed with buprenorphine, allowing her to discontinue full agonists without functional impairment. The case illustrates the risks of long-term high-dose opioid therapy and the need to regularly re-evaluate risks versus benefits.