The document contains a collection of tongue twisters and nonsense phrases that play on repeated words and sounds to be confusing or nonsensical. Some examples include questions about how doctors treat other doctors, descriptions of trees toads and their relationships, questions about how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, and sayings involving selling seashells or characters like See and Soar. The purpose seems to be entertainment through confusing or nonsensical language rather than conveying meaningful information.

1. When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being
doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor being doctored the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor
the doctor. Not the way the docted doctor wants to be doctored.
A tree toed loved a she toad who lived up in the tree. He was a two toed tree toad but is tree
toed toad was she. The two toed tree toed tried to win the tree toed. She toad’s heart for the two toed
tree toed loved the ground that the three toad tree toad trod. But, the two toad tree toed try in vain.
He couldn’t please her whim from her tree toed bower with her tree toad power. The she toad voted
him.
How much wood would a woodchuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he
would as much as he could and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck
wood.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So, if she sells shells
on the sea shore, I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a see-saw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.
Before Soar saw see, which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See’s saw before See sawed Soar’s See saw.
See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s see saw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw. But it was sad to see
Soar so sore just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw!
Do you like fresh fish? It’s just fine at Finney’s Diner. Finney also has some fresher fish that’s
fresher and much finer. But, his best fish is fresher fish and Finney says with pride “the finest fish at
Finney’s is my freshest fish, French- fried!” So, don’t order the fresh or the fresher fish. At Finney’s, if
you’re wise, you’ll say “fetch me the finest, french-fried freshest fish that Finney fries!”

2. PROVERBS
I. Man plans God dispose.
II. Only hold your tongue and you can hold anything else.
III. Give thine ear to every man and thine voice to few.
IV. Chaos often brend life when order breed habits.
V. A bad workman blames his tools.
VI. Where there is a will there is a way.
VII. Never do things by halves.
VIII. Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
IX. Time is like a sword.
X. If you want something getting done ask a busy man.
XI. The world isn’t a bad of roses.
XII. You should like for the others as you like.