Professor EmmelKay conducted a study into the effects of alcohol consumption on behavior. In one experiment, subjects displayed increased verbal abuse, sleepiness, and feminine posturing after drinking more pints of Guinness without food. A second group of heavy drinkers showed signs of losing control, boredom, and psychopathic behavior. Using subject Big Gey, his mental and visual deterioration was tracked as his alcohol intake increased throughout the evening, culminating in a regrettable encounter with a person who was unintentionally determined to be female. The study showed that while strange behavior is not always due to alcohol, higher consumption generally correlates with more negative effects.

1. The Tugler Show

2. Episode 6 Professor EmmelKay’s study into the degenerative effects of alcohol

3. “ Hmmm, Tugler. Here’s a thought. Here am I, drinking a pint of the finest Black Stuff and enjoying a chicken and leek pie. What happens if I ignore the food and just carry on drinking?”

4. “ I’ll investigate, Professor EmmelKay.”

5. Sample Group 1: Friday lunchtime

6. Alcohol Consumption: 1 pint Guinness Food consumption: steak sandwich & chips Effect: memory loss when it came to paying & gradual increase in verbal abuse of Big Gey

7. Alcohol Consumption: 2 pint Guinness Food consumption: fishcake & chips Effect: instant verbal abuse of Big Gey. No other visible signs of deterioration

8. Alcohol Consumption: 1 pint Guinness Food consumption: chicken & leek pie Effect: avoiding the abuse food chain by hitting on Big Gey

9. Alcohol Consumption: 2 pint Caffreys Food consumption: Steak and chips Effect: collusion in Big Gey baiting. Sleepiness on return to afternoon duties

10. Alcohol Consumption: 3 pint Guinness Food consumption: None Effect: Feminine posturing [see example above]

11. Sample Group 2: Friday evening

12. Subject is displaying signs of losing control

13. Subject is displaying signs of boredom

14. Subject is displaying signs of a psychopath

15. Signs displayed previously in the day from subject Big Gey are becoming more outwardly expressed

16. Alarmed by the odd behaviour and potential reaction of the psycho, a random passer by interjects. Witness the relief on the psycho’s face

17. Sample Group 3: Heavy drinking exploits

18. Subject displays signs of trying to attempt the impossible

19. Subject is involved in repulsive displays of excess

20. Subject repels lager and goes for strange spirit based concoctions of a feminine nature. Stalked by obsessive females who appear to not want him to leave.

21. A state of inebriation is ever closer

22. “ Professor EmmelKay, evidence to date may well suggest that gradual increase in alcoholic consumption has a direct correlation to undesirable behaviour. Well, the next sample group may well contradict this theory.”

23. Sample Group 4: Non drinkers

24. Bizarre facial expressions

25. Unusual attire usage part 1

26. Unusual attire usage part 2

27. “ So you see, Professor EmmelKay, strange behaviour doesn’t have to be associated with alcohol. However, my final findings are of great importance…”

28. Sample Group 5: what happens to the mind

29. “ Using revolutionary techniques, I am going to show you the progression of a man’s visual and mental deterioration during an evening of alcoholic excess and the danger’s that lurk within. I call it ‘The Alan Parsnip Project’”

30. Using subject Big Gey, lets re-examine the deterioration to date Sensible Alcohol intake: 0 A-holed Alcohol intake: 6

31. Using the Alan Parsnips Project, we can actually see images of what goes through Big Gey’s mind at intake level 6 and also how his visual units are performing… Mental stimulus Visual impairment

32. Becoming more inebriated, the subject closes in on an unidentified target suspected of being a she male. Level of inebriation hinders the subject’s filtering

33. Intake of alcohol and progression with unidentified suspect

34. Levels of alcohol blur all rational thought and the she-male goes for the kill

35. Back at the Tooting Safe House, the she-male target reveals his true nature by his preferred entry route. Next day, subject Big Gey is remorseful…

37. “ Splendid, Tugler. Fascinating. Until next time…”

38. Tugler celebrated another successful mission