Jeremy writes a letter to Rick asking for permission to marry his daughter Erica. He praises Rick's qualities and business acumen. Jeremy says he loves Erica for who she is, describing her as intelligent, beautiful, and a fast swimmer. While acknowledging he can be goofy, Jeremy believes he has potential. He emphasizes that Erica makes him very happy and promises to always treat her well. In closing, Jeremy formally asks Rick for permission to propose marriage to Erica.

1. THE PROPOSAL
AT HAND
BY JEREMY SHARKEY, ESQUIRE

2. RICK,
I KNOW YOU ARE A MAN OF GREAT
QUALITIES.
Great Character
and Poise
Classy and
inspirational

3. YOUR BUSINESS ACUMEN AND WISDOM ARE
IN LEAGUE WITH SOME OF THE GREATEST
PHILOSOPHERS TO EVER HAVE GRACED THE
WORLD WITH THEIR PRESENCE.

4. NOW… I WOULDN’T ASK YOU FOR YOUR
SUPPORT IN THIS IF I DIDN’T THINK IT
WAS A GREAT IDEA.

5. YOU SEE, IT’S LIKE THIS… I LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER. SHE IS A
TOTAL NERD, IS EXCEEDINGLY INTELLIGENT, COMPLETELY
BEAUTIFUL, A RIDICULOUSLY FAST SWIMMER AND IS HANDS
DOWN MY BEST FRIEND.

6. AND WHILE I MAY BE KIND OF A GOOF
AND UNREFINED AT TIMES…

7. I HAVE A LOT OF POTENTIAL!

8. (AND I ALSO HAVE A LEVEL 60 MONK, A LEVEL 90
DEATH KNIGHT AND CAN FORGE SWORDS. SO I
HAVE THAT GOING FOR ME TOO. ALSO SHIFT
MANAGER.)

9. IN ANY EVENT, ERICA MAKES ME THIS
HAPPY!

10. AND I WILL TREAT HER LIKE THIS
ALWAYS!
(SORRY I KNOW THIS IS THE GAY PART.
ALMOST THERE I PROMISE…)

11. MAY I HAVE YOUR PERMISSION TO ASK
ERICA TO MARRY ME?