2. Michael Scott
1."You should never settle for who you are."
2."I am Beyoncé always."
3."Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy.
Both. I want people to be afraid of how
much they love me."
4."I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of
one someday."
5."No, I'm not going to tell them about the
downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you
don't tell them."
6."Sometimes you just have to be the boss of
dancing."
3. Dwight Schrute
• 1. "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot
do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
• 2. "Always the Padawan, never the Jedi."
• 3. "There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new
plague.
• 4. "You couldn’t handle my undivided attention."
• 5. "People underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is
truly one of the greatest human weaknesses, second only to the
neck."
• 6. "All you need is love? False. The four basic human necessities
are air, water, food, and shelter.”
• 7. "I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my
life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. Absolutely
everything was the same. Except I could fly."
• 8. "Yes, I have a wig for every single person in the office. You
never know when you're gonna need to bear a passing
resemblance to someone."
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4. Creed Bratton
• 1.“I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a
follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more
money as a leader.”
• 2. “I’ve never owned a refrigerator before.”
• 3. “Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The
last person to do this disappeared. His name is Creed Bratton.”
• 4. “If my parents see this, I’m toast.”
5. “I already won the lottery, I was born in the US of A
6. “Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed
Bratton gets into trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles
Schneider.”
7. Cool beans, man! I live by the quarry. We should hang out by
the quarry and throw things down there.”
5. Pam Beesly
• 1. “No, cause the ice melts… And then it’s like
second drink!”
• 2. “I hate the idea that someone out there hates me.
I even hate thinking that al-Qaeda hates me. I think
if they got to know me, they wouldn’t hate me.”
• 3. “I make that one copy, and I become the girl who
makes copies. And by the end of the day, I’m the
receptionist again.”
• 4.“Once every hour someone is involved in an
internet scam. That man is Michael Scott.”
• 5. “You know what they say about a car wreck,
where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The
Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look
away from but you have to stare at it because your
boss is making you.”
6. Jim Halpert
• 1. It’s just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch
• 2. We didn’t play many video games in Scranton.
Instead, we’d do stuff like.. uh, Pam and I would
sometimes hum the same high-pitched note and try to
get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor.
And, uh, Pam called it… Pretendinitis.
• 3.My roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I’m
pretty sure he thinks I’m making Dwight up. He is very
real.
• 4. Last week, Dwight found half a joint in the parking
lot. And as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more
dangerous than most people using drugs.
• 5.From time to time I send Dwight faxes. From himself.
From the future himself.
• 6. This is the smallest amount of power I’ve ever seen
go to someone’s head.
7. Kevin Malone
• 1. "Mini-cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular
cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake?
Honestly, where does it end with you people?
• 2 "I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's gotta
take off his cape.
• 3."Angela’s cats are cute. So cute that you just wanna
eat ‘em. But you can’t eat cats. You can't eat cats Kevin
• 4. “You know who’s really funny? This bird in the park
that can’t fly right. I’d pay to see him but I don’t have
to, ‘cause the park is free.”
• 5.“So, Dwight doesn't understand what a silent auction
is. I guess he's the 'stupid guy' in the office, huh? Cause
up 'til now, we didn't have one.”
• 6."I like knowing that there's going to be a break. Most
days I just sit and wait for the break."
