The Hollinters Go Camping

Heather: I WAS REALLY TIRED THIS MORNING Heather: MAH BRAIN DOES ODD THINGS WHEN I'M TIRED Heather: AND I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE GEN A. KIDS ON A CARTRIP Heather: AND THE CHAOS IT WOULD EVENTUALLY ENSUE IN June: LOL Heather: ARTEMIS WOULD DRIVE Heather: ANDY WOULD STEAL THE PASSENGER SEAT Heather: LEAVING ALAN AND ARISTA CRAMMED INTO TEH BACK June: "SHOTGUN!" Heather: YES! Heather: THERE WOULD BE A RACE OR SHIT Heather: ARTEMIS HIDING IN TEH FRONT SEAT Heather: AVOIDING TEH VIOLENCE June: THE ORIGIN OF SHOTGUN: "*GUY W/ SHOTGUN* THE FRONT SEAT IS MINE, BITCH!" Heather: YESH, LOL Heather: WAT WOULD ANDY USE AS A WEAPON? Heather: TO ENSURE THE FRONT SEAT WAS HERS? June: HMM Heather: NOT ANYTHING *TOO* DANGEROUS June: YESH Heather: THEY HAD TO MEET AT ART’S HOUSE Heather: SHE MADE THE CHILDRUN STAY INSIDE

June: SHE'D JUMP HER COMPETITORS Heather: SO THEY WOULDN'T LEARN ANY NEW WORDS FROM ANDY Heather: YESH Heather: LOL Heather: THE KIDS WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYE Heather: ORLANDO IS SCARED THAT THEY'LL GET HURT June: LMAO Heather: EVENTUALLY ANDY IS IN TEH PASSENGER SEAT Heather: ARTEMIS STILL COWERING BEHIND THE WHEEL June: POOR ART Heather: SHE WAVES GOODBYE Heather: AND THEY TAKE OFF Heather: ANDY WILL NOT DECIDE ON A RADIO STATION Heather: IT IS PISSING ARISTA OFF Heather: SHE HAS THE LEAST AMOUNT OF NICE POINTS, EXCLUDING ANDY Heather: (7 IF UR WONDERING) June: LOL Heather: ANDY SOMEHOW GOT ONE Heather: I WAS LIKE "WUT?" June: "CHOOSE A DAMN STATION ALREADY!!!" ARISTA SAYS Heather: ANDY FINALLY SETTLES ON ONE Heather: DEAD! COMES ON Heather: ANDY SINGS ALONG

June: YAY Heather: ARTEMIS WANTS TO CHANGE TEH STATION Heather: ANDY WON'T LET HER Heather: ALAN IS TRYING TO SLEEP June: LOL ALAN Heather: IT IS NOT WORKING Heather: ARISTA IS TRYING TO WRITE Heather: ONLY THE RIDE IS BUMPY June: SHE IS GETTING FRUSTRATED Heather: YESH Heather: SHE YELLS AT ART Heather: ART LOSES IT June: OH MAN Heather: "EVERYONE STFU!" Heather: EVERYONE IS STUNNED INTO TEMPORARY SILENCE Heather: ANDY WAS NOT AWARE THAT ARTEMIS SWORE June: OOH Heather: LOL Heather: ANDY CHANGES THE RADIO STATION AGAIN Heather: DEAD! IS OVER AND SOME SHITTY SONG CAME ON June: NUUUU June: OH DEAD!, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. Heather: LOL Heather: THEY ARE ON A SEMI-BUSY ROAD

Heather: ANDY IS TRYING TO CHECK OUT GUYS Heather: ART IS EMBARRASSED June: LOL Heather: "ANDY. TURN. AROUND." SHE HISSES June: THAT'S SO AWKWARD. June: SRSLY Heather: ARISTA IS MILDLY AMUSED Heather: "WHAT DO YOU DO? SEDUCE EVERY GUY THAT WALKS PAST YOUR HOUSE?" Heather: "NO." ANDY SEZ June: LOL Heather: "I HAS STANDARDS YOU KNOW." June: xDDDDDDDDDDDD Heather: MAKE NOTE OF THAT PEOPLEZ Heather: ANDY HAS STANDARDZ June: O RLY, I NEVAR WOULD HAVE GUESSED Heather: YA RLY Heather: ANDY SUDDENLY SEES PYXIS June: OSHIT Heather: SO SHE MAKES A RUDE HAND GESTURE AT HIM Heather: ART IS HORRIFIED Heather: IF SHE DID NOT HAVE HER HANDS FULL WITH DRIVING SHE WOULD HAVE STRANGLED ANDY Heather: BECAUSE ART DOESN'T REALLY KNOW PYXIS

Heather: ANDY DOESN'T MENTION HIM TO ART June: BISBY'S EXPRESSIVE SINGLE DIGIT! Heather: YES June: LOL OOTS Heather: HAHA, YES YES Heather: ANDY WANTS TO KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GOING June: "ARE WE THERE YET?" Heather: IDK THO Heather: WHERE WOULD THEY GO? June: "WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE!!" June: HMM I DUNNO Heather: CAMPING? June: LOL YES Heather: I CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW THAT WOULD GO June: BADLY? Heather: ANDY IS LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD AND A TEENAGER AT THE SAME TIME ON A CAR TRIP Heather: FIRST SHE ASKS ANNOYING QUESTIONS June: xDDDDDDDDDDDD Heather: THEN SHE ACTS LIKE A TEENAGER Heather: PLAYING WITH THE RADIO Heather: SINING ALONG Heather: SWEARING WHEN SHE'S BORED Heather: SHE IS PLAYING A MINI-GAME

June: LOL ANDY Heather: SEEING WHICH WORD WILL BOTHER ART THE MOST Heather: ALAN HAS PUT HIS EAR BUDS TO GOOD USE June: LOL Heather: HE AND ART HAS TEN NICE POINTS Heather: SO I DUN THINK THEY WOULD LIKE SWEARING VERY MUCH Heather: HMM Heather: WAT IS ARISTA DOING DURING ALL THIS? June: TRYING TO WRITE? Heather: YESH Heather: ANDY IS ANNOYING HER Heather: SHE HAS THREATENED TO STRANGLE HER ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS Heather: ANDY JUST MADE MOAR HAND GESTURES June: LOL Heather: AND TURNED THE RADIO UP June: EXPRESSIVE DIGITS FTFW Heather: YES Heather: ART IS ANNOYED Heather: THE RADIO IS MUCH TOO LOUD Heather: "TURN IT DOWN ANDY" Heather: "I CAN'T CONCENTRATE" Heather: ANDY SIGHS AND TURNS IT DOWN Heather: SHE AND ART ARE BEST FRIENDS AFTER ALL

June: AWW YESH Heather: (IS TRUE, SOMETHING/70 IN TEH GAME) Heather: WOO THEY ARRIVED June: FINALLYZ Heather: MADNESS ENSUES June: OH MAN Heather: EVERYONE TRYING TO GET OUT AT ONCE June: THEY ARE CRAMPED Heather: ART JUST STAYS WHERE SHE IS June: ALAN FALLS ON ARISTA Heather: UNTIL EVERYONE IS OUT OF HER WAY Heather: OMGZ LOL June: TRYING TO GET OUT June: HE REALLY HAS TO PEE Heather: YESH Heather: DON'T THEY ALL? LOL June: HAHA YESH Heather: TIRED, CRAMPED, HASING TO USE TEH BATHROOMZ Heather: NO ONE IS IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD Heather: ANDY IS THOUGH Heather: SHE WAS NOT CRAMPED IN TEH FRONT SEAT Heather: AND SHE WAS THE ONE ANNOYING EVERYONE June: LOL June: <3 ANDY

Heather: YESH Heather: SHE'S SINGING. AGAIN. June: HAHA Heather: ART WANTS AN ADVIL Heather: NO ONE PACKED ANY June: OH NOES Heather: POOR ART Heather: ALAN GRABBED WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS HIS SUITCASE June: SHE ARE THE ONLY SANE (WO)MAN Heather: TURNS OUT HE AND ARISTA HAS SIMILAR SUITCASE Heather: YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT HE FOUND WHEN HE OPENED IT UP June: OH NO Heather: AND YES, TRUFAX June: LADY STUFFS Heather: YESH June: Y/N June: xD Heather: ANDY LAUGHED AT HIM Heather: "LOL ALAN UR SUCH A WUSSY" June: LOL YESH, HE'S A PANSY Heather: PANSY!ALAN FTFW June: xD Heather: WE HAS TO POST THIS ON LJ June: WE NEED TO UPDATE THE POTTERZ

Heather: YESH Heather: I WILL PROBABLY DO THAT THIS WEEKEND Heather: I HAS NO HOMEWORKS June: WE HAZ ENOUGH FOR VEGAS NAO Heather: BUT BACK TO TEH HOLLINTERZ Heather: THEY ARE FUN TO RP/FANFIC ABOUT June: YESH, THEY RULE Heather: ESP. WHEN ANDY IS INVOLVED Heather: SHE JUST MAKES THINGS AWESOME Heather: SO SHE TELLS ALAN HE IS A PANSY June: AND NOT THE COOL KIND EITHER Heather: ARISTA TAKES HER SUITCASE AWAY FROM HIM Heather: STUFFZ IT BACK IN TEH TRUNK Heather: NAO THEY FIGHT OVER TEH BATHROOM Heather: THEY HAS A RACE June: LOL Heather: ONLY ART IS ALREADY IN IT June: LOL SNEAKY!ART Heather: LOL SHE SNUCK AWAY WHEN THE SUITCASE INCIDENT TOOK PLACE Heather: AVOIDING TEH FIGHT AND GETTING TEH BATHROOM FIRST = DOUBLE WIN June: YESH June: FTW

Heather: TEH REST OF TEH HOLLINTERS ARE ANNOYED Heather: "WHY DOES ART GET EVERYTHING FIRST?" Heather: BECAUSE SHE ARE TEH HEIR OF COURSE June: "CAUSE I RULE!" SHE YELLS AT THEM THRU THE DOOR Heather: YESH Heather: ALAN HAS GONE OFF Heather: IN TEH WOODS SOMEWHAR Heather: "SCREW THIS." June: LMAO ILY ALAN Heather: HE DIDN'T FEEL LIKE WAITING Heather: ARISTA AND ANDY ARE GLARING AT EACH OTHERZ Heather: NONE OF THEM WANTS TO GO IN TEH WOODS Heather: ESP. IF ALAN'S IN THERE SOMEWHAR June: YESH Heather: ARTEMIS COMES OUT, AND BOTH ARISTA AND ANDY TRY TO GET THROUGH THE DOOR AT ONCE Heather: ART IS NEARLY TRAMPLED Heather: POOR ART :( June: ARISTA AND ANDY GET STUCK IN THE DOOR Heather: YESH Heather: LOL June: SHOVING EACH OTHER Heather: ART DECIDES TO JUST GO AND SET UP THE TENTS Heather: YESH

June: ART ARE RESPONSIBLE Heather: OF COURSE Heather: ANDY MANAGES TO GET THE BATHROOM Heather: SHE KICKS ASS OF COURSE June: YESH Heather: ARISTA IS PISSED OFF Heather: ANDY GETS EVERYTHING SHE WANTS USING VIOLENCE Heather: SHOTGUN Heather: BATHROOM Heather: ETC. June: LMAO Heather: ALAN HAS RETURNED Heather: HE MUST UNTANGLE ART FROM THE TENT June: THAT'S ANDY Heather: "HALP!" June: AWW POOR ART June: LOL Heather: "I ARE STUCK IN THE TENT!" Heather: ALAN IS NOT SUCCESSFUL Heather: HE IS NOW STUCK TOO Heather: ANDY HAS COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM Heather: ARISTA BARELY GAVE HER TIME TO GET OUT June: LOL Heather: ANDY TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TENT/ALAN/ART

June: ARISTA ARE FED UP Heather: AND FALLS ON THE GROUND LAUGHING June: LOL ANDY Heather: SHE DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO HELP THEM Heather: SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING June: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Heather: "ANDY YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP US OUT!" Heather: SHE EVENTUALLY HELPS THEM OUT Heather: AFTER WATCHING THEM STRUGGLE FOR A WHILE June: LOL Heather: THE HOLLINTERS DO EVENTUALLY GET ALL THE TENTS UP Heather: THERE IS ONE FOR ALAN Heather: ONE FOR ART/ANDY TO SHARE Heather: AND WHAR WILL ARISTA SLEEP? Heather: HMMMMZ June: IN A HAMMOCK? Heather: LOL June: IZ TEH WEATHER NICE? Heather: THAT WOULD BE PURE WIN Heather: I GUESS SO June: OKAYZ THEN Heather: ARISTA WOULD FALL OUT OF IT AT SOME POINT Heather: EVERYONE WOULD BE SLEEPING June: OH, POOR ARISTA

Heather: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Heather: A LOUD THUD Heather: "YOU WANTS TO GO INVESTIGATE ART?" Heather: "NO. I ARE TIRED." June: "OKAYZ." Heather: THEY ALL GO BACKS TO SLEEP, LOLS Heather: HMMMM Heather: THEY WILL HAS TO SET UP A CAMPFIRE June: ARISTA IS PISSED Heather: AND MAKE DINNUR Heather: ARISTA IS BASICALLY PISSED OFF THE ENTIRE TRIP June: LOL POOR DEAR Heather: ANDY TRIES TO LIGHT A FIRE June: OH MAN Heather: THINGS DO NOT END WELL Heather: ART TAKES IT AWAY FROM HER Heather: SHE DOES NOT TRUST ANDY Heather: "GIMME THAT MATCH" June: LOL Heather: BUT EVERYONE HAS TEMPORARILY FORGOTTEN Heather: THAT ART + FIRE = NO GOOD June: OH MAN Heather: ART SETS UH, OMETHING ON FIRE June: THE GRASS

Heather: YES June: SHE SETS THE GRASS ON FIRE Heather: CAMPFIRE INFERNO June: SHE DROPS TEH MATCH Heather: AND THE GRASS IS ABLAZE Heather: "SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!" Heather: ANDY YELLS Heather: EVERYONE FREAKS OUT June: RUNNING AROUND June: SCREAMING Heather: "WATER! WE NEEDZ WATER!" Heather: THEY ARE TOO BUSY PANICKING Heather: LUCKILY....... Heather: A SHORT DISTANCE AWAY Heather: THREE TEENS ARE HIKING THROUGH THE WOODS Heather: (CAN YOU GUESS WHO THEY ARE?) June: OOH June: I THINK I CAN Heather: "ARE YOU SURE WE'RE GOING TEH RIGHT WAY HEATHER?" JUNE ASKS June: DOES IT RHYME WITH FEATHER, LUNE, AND TYRA? Heather: "POSITIVE. I WAS A GIRL GUIDE." Heather: AND MAKE THAT FOUR TEENS Heather: HEATHER INSISTED THAT LENNON BE BROUGHT ALONG

June: OOH Heather: "UH, DOES ANYONE SEE FIRE?" LENNON ASKS Heather: THEY ALL LOOK Heather: "OMGWTF?" June: "HOLY CRAP, THOSE STUPID PEOPLE SET THE GRASS ON FIRE!" June: KYRA POINTS OUT Heather: "WHY ARE THEY GREEN?" Heather: LENNON WANTS TO KNOW Heather: "OMGZ GUISE,” Heather: "I SWEAR I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE!" Heather: HEATHER SEZ June: "THIS IS NO TIME FOR RACISM!" I SAY HEROICALLY TO LENNON Heather: LOL June: "WE MUST SAVE THEM!" Heather: WE ALL RUN TOWARDS THE FLAMES Heather: (NOT TEH SMARTEST IDEA RLY) June: xD Heather: AND GASP Heather: "OMGZ...." Heather: "ARE...ARE THOSE TEH HOLLINTERS?" June: "LIKE IT MATTERS! GO GET WATER!" I SAY Heather: WE HELP THEM PUTS TEH FIRE OUT Heather: AND THEN MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR Heather: SIMSELVES CAN BE SNEAKEH LIKE THAT

June: LOLLERSKATES June: YESH Heather: TEH HOLLINTERS ARE SLIGHTLY CONFUSED Heather: BUT MORE IMPORTANT ISSUE: Heather: THEY ARE HUNGRY June: O RLY Heather: YA RLY Heather: ANDY NEEDZ FOOD Heather: OR SHE MIGHT THROTTLE SOMEONE Heather: THEY VOTE THAT ALAN COOKS DINNUR Heather: (FOR OBVIOUS REASONS) June: YESH Heather: SO ALAN STARTS TO COOK UP SOME HOTDOGS Heather: ANDY CONTEMPLATES THEM Heather: "DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THEY LOOK LIKE DIC-" Heather: "DON'T!" Heather: ART SEZ June: *facepalm* Heather: SHE DOES NOT WANT ANDY TO FINISH TEH SENTENCE Heather: IT WILL RUIN HER APPETITE Heather: ARISTA SNORTS Heather: "YOU WOULD KNOW ANDY“ June: OMG LOL Heather: "O RLY?"

Heather: "YA RLY" Heather: ANDY TELLS ARISTA TO SHUT UP June: xDDDDDDDDDD ILY ARISTA June: BUT ARISTA SPEAKS TEH TRUTH, Y/N? Heather: "YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN SO STFU." Heather: AND Y June: LOL Heather: IS TRUE THO Heather: SO THEY EAT THEIR DINNUR WHEN IT'S DONE Heather: ANDY IS NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT ON WHAT SHE THINKS THEY LOOK LIKE June: LOL Heather: ARTEMIS DOES NOT EAT ANY Heather: THNX TO ANDY Heather: SHE JUST EATS MARSHMELLOWS June: LOL POOR ART June: SCARRED4LYFE Heather: Y Heather: ANDY ROLLS HER EYEZ Heather: "YOU GUISE ARE ALL PANSIES." June: LOLS Heather: IT ARE GETTING DARK Heather: EVRYONE GOES OFF TO BED Heather: ART/ANDY/ALAN TO THEIR TENTS

Heather: ARISTA TO HER HAMMOCK June: LOL HAMMOCK Heather: YESH Heather: THEY ALL FALL ASLEEP Heather: THEY ARE QWITE TIRED Heather: HMMM Heather: WHO WOULD WAKE UP FIRST? June: DUNNO Heather: MEBBE ART June: YESH Heather: THEY ALL SLEEP IN Heather: BUT ART STILL WAKES UP FIRST Heather: SHE ARE CONFUSED AT FIRST Heather: TEH KIDS HAS NOT WOKEN HER UP Heather: AND ORLANDO IS MISSING....TEHN SHE REMEMBERS WHERE SHE IS Heather: ANDY IS STILL SLEEPING Heather: SNORING June: AWWEH ART! Heather: SHE UNZIPS TEH TENT Heather: AND PEERS OUT Heather: ARISTA IS ALSO ASLEEP Heather: AND SHE GUESSES ALAN IS STILL IN TEH BED Heather: SO SHE STEALZ TEH BATHROOM AGAIN

June: LOL Heather: SHE ARE GOOD AT IT Heather: THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH BATHROOMS IN TEH MAIN HOUSE Heather: SO SHE IS PRACTICED Heather: A LEAF FALLS ON ARISTA Heather: IT WAKES HER UP Heather: AND SHE FALLS OFF TEH HAMMOCK Heather: FACEPLANTS ONTO TEH GROUND Heather: WHICH WAKES UP ANDY AND ALAN Heather: WHO BOTH LOOK TO SEE WHAT TEH NOISE WAS June: OH NOES Heather: ANDY LAUGHS Heather: THEN REALIZES ART IS MISSING June: xD Heather: "OMGZ WHARZ ARTEMIS???" June: EVERYONE FLIPS OUT Heather: TRYING TO FIND HER Heather: ARTEMIS COMES OUT OF THE BATHROOM Heather: "WATCHA GUISE LOOKING FOR?" June: LMAO Heather: "WE'RE LOOKING FOR ART." ANDY SEZ Heather: NOT REALISING THAT ART IS RIGHT THERE Heather: THEN SHE LOOKS UP Heather: "OMG WHAR WERE YOU?!"

Heather: "I FOUND HER GUISE!" SHE YELLS TO ALAN AND ARISTA June: LOL Heather: ANDY GETS BORED Heather: SHE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING FUN Heather: WWAD? June: HMM June: FIND A CUTE GUY, PERHAPS Heather: IN TEH WOODZ? Heather: ARISTA IS TRYING TO WRITE AGAIN June: I THOUGHT THEY WERE AT A CAMPGROUND? Heather: YESH Heather: WITH WOODZ Heather: I HAS BEEN TO CAMPGROUND WITH WOODZ BEFORE JUNE Heather: OOH IDEA Heather: ARISTA IS WRITING ON HER HAMMOCK Heather: ANDY ARE BORED Heather: SHE DECIDES TO CLIMB A TREE June: OH MAN Heather: SHE GETS PRETTY HIGH UP Heather: WAVES TO ART AND LAN WHO ARE YELLING AT HER TO COME DOWN Heather: AND LOSES HER BALANCE Heather: *WHAM*THUD! Heather: SHE LANDS ON ARISTA

June: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Heather: THEY BOTH FALL OFF THE HAMMOCK Heather: ARISTA SWEARZ Heather: SHE ARE NOT HAVING FUN Heather: "WHOZ IDEA WAS THIS AGAIN???" THE END

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