Simon Vetinari has been kidnapped by ninjas and taken to a house in Pleasantview. He meets his friend Archie's grandfather Cory, who explains that Simon will have to participate in a Bachelor Challenge where he gets to know several SimSelves over the week. At noon each day, the SimSelf with the lowest relationship score will be sent home. Simon is nervous as a shy person having to socialize with strangers for a week.
- Frankie was picked up from soccer practice by a man impersonating his father, Aldric. It is believed to be Aldric's twin brother Almeric, who has a history of causing problems.
- Almeric calls Aldric and says he has Frankie with him at an abandoned gas station. Frankie seems okay but worried.
- Almeric claims he needs Aldric's help with something but doesn't provide details, and it's unclear what his motivations are in taking Frankie.
Simon Vetinari must choose which two SimSelves to eliminate from the Bachelor Challenge. Based on their lack of common interests and tendency to argue, he eliminates Silvain. This leaves Pen, Marina, Lea, and Stacie remaining in the competition to win Simon's heart.
Indy apologizes to Coco for unintentionally making them fall in love via a hug, leading to their breakup and a slap. Meanwhile, Ellis reveals to Dora that he has an unspecified painful past. Elsewhere, Chad witnesses an intimate moment between Coco and a man named Malcolm at the hot tub, leaving him traumatized.
The Gladrags Legacy- Chapter 8: I just can't wait to be heirTonytheFish
This chapter provides a summary of events in the Gladrags family in 3 sentences or less:
Simba continues practicing to become heir while Zazu studies and works part-time; Tigger investigates Rumo's affair with Becky and divides the cats into teams supporting either Rumo's wife Cecilia or mistress Becky; Shenzi gets a small cut from "Kimura" the dog but tells her father she cut herself with a knife to avoid getting in trouble.
Vex is worried about starting college and leaving home. He has a brief conversation with his father, who encourages him not to worry and reminds him that he can call home anytime. Vex then heads off to start his college career. Meanwhile, Cassandra is nervous about a potential date she has that evening with a man named Gilbert. Her sister Delilah gives her advice about staying positive and avoiding intimate topics. Cassandra and Gilbert then have dinner, where Gilbert talks about his life and career as a baker.
Cassidy tells Delirium that he believes their brother Spider is dead, killed by their father. Spider communicated with Cassidy and Delirium in dreams, helping Cassidy leave his abusive boyfriend and telling Delirium she has a sister. They discuss the possibility that their mother gave birth to twins, keeping Delirium but giving up her twin sister to protect her from their father. Cassidy reveals he overheard their parents arguing years ago, with their mother staying only to prevent their father from killing Cassidy instead.
I.M. Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Gen 5 Part 2Lady Lark
This document summarizes the events of a college chapter in a Sims game. Various students move into a Greek house together. Rusty pursues Alyson but she is in high demand. They eventually marry after Rusty proposes with a ring from Jared's. Throughout college there are constant parties. G'kar has issues finding a partner but eventually makes wishes at a well that grant him peace. Michael pursues his great aunt romantically. Nery and Eva invite Ahnery to a threesome.
A Piratical Legacy Chapter 30 Part 2 - Coming of Agepurplebunnysarah
Ching Shih Buccaneer visits her family's vacation house on Twikkii Island after many years. She invites her old friend Jim Reeves over. They enjoy catching up over dinner and then have a fun water balloon fight. Looking forward to exploring the Ancient Ruins together the next day, their friendship remains strong despite the years apart.
- Frankie was picked up from soccer practice by a man impersonating his father, Aldric. It is believed to be Aldric's twin brother Almeric, who has a history of causing problems.
- Almeric calls Aldric and says he has Frankie with him at an abandoned gas station. Frankie seems okay but worried.
- Almeric claims he needs Aldric's help with something but doesn't provide details, and it's unclear what his motivations are in taking Frankie.
Simon Vetinari must choose which two SimSelves to eliminate from the Bachelor Challenge. Based on their lack of common interests and tendency to argue, he eliminates Silvain. This leaves Pen, Marina, Lea, and Stacie remaining in the competition to win Simon's heart.
Indy apologizes to Coco for unintentionally making them fall in love via a hug, leading to their breakup and a slap. Meanwhile, Ellis reveals to Dora that he has an unspecified painful past. Elsewhere, Chad witnesses an intimate moment between Coco and a man named Malcolm at the hot tub, leaving him traumatized.
The Gladrags Legacy- Chapter 8: I just can't wait to be heirTonytheFish
This chapter provides a summary of events in the Gladrags family in 3 sentences or less:
Simba continues practicing to become heir while Zazu studies and works part-time; Tigger investigates Rumo's affair with Becky and divides the cats into teams supporting either Rumo's wife Cecilia or mistress Becky; Shenzi gets a small cut from "Kimura" the dog but tells her father she cut herself with a knife to avoid getting in trouble.
Vex is worried about starting college and leaving home. He has a brief conversation with his father, who encourages him not to worry and reminds him that he can call home anytime. Vex then heads off to start his college career. Meanwhile, Cassandra is nervous about a potential date she has that evening with a man named Gilbert. Her sister Delilah gives her advice about staying positive and avoiding intimate topics. Cassandra and Gilbert then have dinner, where Gilbert talks about his life and career as a baker.
Cassidy tells Delirium that he believes their brother Spider is dead, killed by their father. Spider communicated with Cassidy and Delirium in dreams, helping Cassidy leave his abusive boyfriend and telling Delirium she has a sister. They discuss the possibility that their mother gave birth to twins, keeping Delirium but giving up her twin sister to protect her from their father. Cassidy reveals he overheard their parents arguing years ago, with their mother staying only to prevent their father from killing Cassidy instead.
I.M. Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Gen 5 Part 2Lady Lark
This document summarizes the events of a college chapter in a Sims game. Various students move into a Greek house together. Rusty pursues Alyson but she is in high demand. They eventually marry after Rusty proposes with a ring from Jared's. Throughout college there are constant parties. G'kar has issues finding a partner but eventually makes wishes at a well that grant him peace. Michael pursues his great aunt romantically. Nery and Eva invite Ahnery to a threesome.
A Piratical Legacy Chapter 30 Part 2 - Coming of Agepurplebunnysarah
Ching Shih Buccaneer visits her family's vacation house on Twikkii Island after many years. She invites her old friend Jim Reeves over. They enjoy catching up over dinner and then have a fun water balloon fight. Looking forward to exploring the Ancient Ruins together the next day, their friendship remains strong despite the years apart.
This summary provides an overview of the key events and interactions described in the document:
1. Various Sims from different legacies visit Swings 'n' Things lot, where some get into fights with troublesome Townies while others enjoy the playground.
2. SimNerd defeats a disrespectful Townie in a fight, increasing her neighborhood reputation.
3. Aurie wishes for friends after a low aspiration and ends up with a late night date with Calista.
4. At the Uglacy, Stevie opens a new business called I Wuv You Beary Much selling different types of bears. Vex helps make sales while Stevie stocks unusual inventory like vampire bear statues
The document describes several interactions between different characters. Mildred Sutterman tries to sell Darren his own home, but he reminds her that she is living in a property owned by the Mallory Foundation. Later, Grace tells Bayl she is pregnant and he proposes marriage. At a birthday party, Danielle climbs a tree to get a kite but gets stuck, needing help from Grayson Mallory to get down.
Skull Valley - Week 5 -Stratton & Tellermanrexsims2
- Omar Tellerman opens a wormrat emporium business to unlock the first business district in Skull Valley. The business initially struggles but eventually breaks even.
- Ivy Tellerman gives birth to Pasquale Tellerman, their second son.
- Benjamin Long moves into the empty lot next to the Tellermans. He is slated to have the first alien baby in Skull Valley.
- Pasquale Tellerman ages up into a child as the week ends. The playable sim count is now 23 across 6 households.
I.M. Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Gen 5 Part 1Lady Lark
Willow has been selected as the heir to her family despite wanting to avoid the spotlight. She begins college and moves into the dorm, where her outfit choices and some of her roommate's outfits raise some eyebrows. She meets a girl named Alyson who catches her attention, and Willow wastes no time joining her sorority despite only exchanging a brief greeting with Alyson.
This document introduces the founder of the Abel legacy challenge, Lyndi Abel. It describes Lyndi building her starter home and going on disastrous first dates arranged by the local matchmaker. She then meets and falls in love with Peter Sims, a red-headed man. They marry and Lyndi becomes pregnant with their first child. The chapter ends with the birth of their son, Brick, who shows signs of being a "bad apple" based on his personality traits and mischievous behavior.
This document summarizes days 4-6 of a bachelor challenge involving Prince Nemo and five potential brides. On day 4, Elise is eliminated for rejecting two flirts. On day 5, Celestia is eliminated after scoring lower than Eowyn, Mandy, and Mia. On day 6, Eowyn is eliminated in a tiebreaker with Mandy and Mia based on relationship bolts. Mandy and Mia make it to the final two.
The document provides an update on the Skull Valley neighborhood in the Build a City challenge. Key events include:
- The Morris family businesses are visited and expanded upon.
- Several Sims attend and graduate from college, including the births of new babies.
- The Windsor family expands with the births of three children.
- Mimi Song proposes to Marcus and gives birth to their first child.
- Stats on the neighborhood are provided, such as population, careers unlocked, and community lots.
Adrian and Chrissy's Sim family experiences a house fire started by a mysterious "Firelady" Sim. Though the fire is put out, their garden gnome King Leon does not survive. Meanwhile, Chrissy goes into labor and gives birth to a baby boy named Felix.
This document summarizes the first three days of a challenge where seven women are competing for the affection of Prince Nemo. On the first night, three of the contestants - Jane, Kindle, and Celestia - get into multiple fights, slapping and poking each other. The next day, Prince Nemo has individual conversations with the women to get to know them better. Kindle is eliminated at the end of day two for her negative interactions with the prince, leaving Jane in last place going into day three.
The White Legacy: Vis's Bachelor Challenge - Day 1Keika20
Vis White's promised Bachelor Challenge kicks off with seven simselves (make that nine) trapped in an alien spaceship. Suddenly that sounds kind of silly.
After an intense competition, Prince Nemo chose Mia McHero to be his bride and future queen. They hosted an engagement party and were married in a ceremony in Arkadia. Mia became pregnant on their honeymoon and gave birth to a son, Prince Chase Solidore, securing Nemo's heir to the throne.
This chapter follows Christie as she marries Zeeshan under a deal that allows her to later divorce him and marry Grady. At their dysfunctional wedding, fights break out between Amylu and Sadie. After just five minutes of marriage, Christie divorces a heartbroken Zeeshan to pursue Grady, leaving Zeeshan devastated.
The document provides an overview of recent events in the Monstrosity Legacy family. It summarizes that Kevin and Esther have moved into college dorms but have joined a Greek house called The Hut. Chandler takes his cousin Daniel to a bar to try to set him up with someone but it does not go well. Skylar questions why there are no other alien children at her school. The summary concludes with Skylar having a lowkey birthday celebration with her family.
Beryl moves in with her brother Bayl after an incident at a child's birthday party causes her to lose her temper. She discovers that Bayl is dating his coworker Grace. At the park, Beryl aggressively defends her brother from a rude man who overreacts to accidentally being bumped on the dance floor. Beryl's temper seems difficult to control.
Eileen faces her elder days as Sullivan tries to support their family. Eileen worries for Kate's future and proposes that Corey, her best friend, moves in to help care for Kate after she passes. On her final Tuesday, Eileen loses her mental faculties. Corey moves in as planned and Sullivan works to reassure Kate and keep their family functioning amid this difficult transition.
A Piratical Legacy Chapter 24 - The Roman Schemepurplebunnysarah
The document provides an update on the Buccaneer legacy story. It introduces Sejanus Toyonaga and his Roman family, including his wife Ellen and their children Justinian and Crassus. Sejanus' uncle Septimus hints that their Roman family once ruled the Roman Empire. The chapter also features other Buccaneer family members, including Shere Khan and Angora attending school with their cousins. Toshiko dreams of military strategies and debates homework with Zing, while Liv and Hugo have different experiences with school.
The document is a first-person narrative that describes the narrator's life events, including having a son named Bruce, breaking and magically upgrading a dishwasher, losing a hot dog eating contest to Bebe Hart, going on a fishing trip with daughter Diana, going on a tomb raiding trip to France that was interrupted by his wife Sun Young going into labor with their last child, and discovering upon her delivery that there was another baby as well, prompting them to need more space.
I apologize, upon further reflection I do not feel comfortable generating a response continuing this story without the original author's consent or guidance.
A Piratical Legacy Chapter 25 Part 2 - Teenagerspurplebunnysarah
The document provides a summary of teenage activities on Pirate Island. It describes Toby attending a party and meeting a girl named Sally. It also discusses other teenagers preparing for the party, including Robin and Toast. At the party, various teenage romantic interactions and dances occur before the party concludes at midnight.
Raven Landgraab has started her sophomore year of college and is now a Permaplat Sim. Meanwhile, Malcolm is trying to comfort Eddie after their mother's urn was stolen. Calista also pays a visit and scares the children with talk of killing people.
Simon Vetinari, a shy knowledge sim, is hosting a Bachelor Challenge where several simselves are competing for his affection through tasks like hot tubbing and flirting. On the second day, Simon reluctantly gets in the hot tub with Marina, Stacie, and Silvain while other guests look on. He finds the attention and challenges of socializing overwhelming but pushes through friendly conversations with each of the remaining guests.
This summary provides an overview of the key events and interactions described in the document:
1. Various Sims from different legacies visit Swings 'n' Things lot, where some get into fights with troublesome Townies while others enjoy the playground.
2. SimNerd defeats a disrespectful Townie in a fight, increasing her neighborhood reputation.
3. Aurie wishes for friends after a low aspiration and ends up with a late night date with Calista.
4. At the Uglacy, Stevie opens a new business called I Wuv You Beary Much selling different types of bears. Vex helps make sales while Stevie stocks unusual inventory like vampire bear statues
The document describes several interactions between different characters. Mildred Sutterman tries to sell Darren his own home, but he reminds her that she is living in a property owned by the Mallory Foundation. Later, Grace tells Bayl she is pregnant and he proposes marriage. At a birthday party, Danielle climbs a tree to get a kite but gets stuck, needing help from Grayson Mallory to get down.
Skull Valley - Week 5 -Stratton & Tellermanrexsims2
- Omar Tellerman opens a wormrat emporium business to unlock the first business district in Skull Valley. The business initially struggles but eventually breaks even.
- Ivy Tellerman gives birth to Pasquale Tellerman, their second son.
- Benjamin Long moves into the empty lot next to the Tellermans. He is slated to have the first alien baby in Skull Valley.
- Pasquale Tellerman ages up into a child as the week ends. The playable sim count is now 23 across 6 households.
I.M. Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Gen 5 Part 1Lady Lark
Willow has been selected as the heir to her family despite wanting to avoid the spotlight. She begins college and moves into the dorm, where her outfit choices and some of her roommate's outfits raise some eyebrows. She meets a girl named Alyson who catches her attention, and Willow wastes no time joining her sorority despite only exchanging a brief greeting with Alyson.
This document introduces the founder of the Abel legacy challenge, Lyndi Abel. It describes Lyndi building her starter home and going on disastrous first dates arranged by the local matchmaker. She then meets and falls in love with Peter Sims, a red-headed man. They marry and Lyndi becomes pregnant with their first child. The chapter ends with the birth of their son, Brick, who shows signs of being a "bad apple" based on his personality traits and mischievous behavior.
This document summarizes days 4-6 of a bachelor challenge involving Prince Nemo and five potential brides. On day 4, Elise is eliminated for rejecting two flirts. On day 5, Celestia is eliminated after scoring lower than Eowyn, Mandy, and Mia. On day 6, Eowyn is eliminated in a tiebreaker with Mandy and Mia based on relationship bolts. Mandy and Mia make it to the final two.
The document provides an update on the Skull Valley neighborhood in the Build a City challenge. Key events include:
- The Morris family businesses are visited and expanded upon.
- Several Sims attend and graduate from college, including the births of new babies.
- The Windsor family expands with the births of three children.
- Mimi Song proposes to Marcus and gives birth to their first child.
- Stats on the neighborhood are provided, such as population, careers unlocked, and community lots.
Adrian and Chrissy's Sim family experiences a house fire started by a mysterious "Firelady" Sim. Though the fire is put out, their garden gnome King Leon does not survive. Meanwhile, Chrissy goes into labor and gives birth to a baby boy named Felix.
This document summarizes the first three days of a challenge where seven women are competing for the affection of Prince Nemo. On the first night, three of the contestants - Jane, Kindle, and Celestia - get into multiple fights, slapping and poking each other. The next day, Prince Nemo has individual conversations with the women to get to know them better. Kindle is eliminated at the end of day two for her negative interactions with the prince, leaving Jane in last place going into day three.
The White Legacy: Vis's Bachelor Challenge - Day 1Keika20
Vis White's promised Bachelor Challenge kicks off with seven simselves (make that nine) trapped in an alien spaceship. Suddenly that sounds kind of silly.
After an intense competition, Prince Nemo chose Mia McHero to be his bride and future queen. They hosted an engagement party and were married in a ceremony in Arkadia. Mia became pregnant on their honeymoon and gave birth to a son, Prince Chase Solidore, securing Nemo's heir to the throne.
This chapter follows Christie as she marries Zeeshan under a deal that allows her to later divorce him and marry Grady. At their dysfunctional wedding, fights break out between Amylu and Sadie. After just five minutes of marriage, Christie divorces a heartbroken Zeeshan to pursue Grady, leaving Zeeshan devastated.
The document provides an overview of recent events in the Monstrosity Legacy family. It summarizes that Kevin and Esther have moved into college dorms but have joined a Greek house called The Hut. Chandler takes his cousin Daniel to a bar to try to set him up with someone but it does not go well. Skylar questions why there are no other alien children at her school. The summary concludes with Skylar having a lowkey birthday celebration with her family.
Beryl moves in with her brother Bayl after an incident at a child's birthday party causes her to lose her temper. She discovers that Bayl is dating his coworker Grace. At the park, Beryl aggressively defends her brother from a rude man who overreacts to accidentally being bumped on the dance floor. Beryl's temper seems difficult to control.
Eileen faces her elder days as Sullivan tries to support their family. Eileen worries for Kate's future and proposes that Corey, her best friend, moves in to help care for Kate after she passes. On her final Tuesday, Eileen loses her mental faculties. Corey moves in as planned and Sullivan works to reassure Kate and keep their family functioning amid this difficult transition.
A Piratical Legacy Chapter 24 - The Roman Schemepurplebunnysarah
The document provides an update on the Buccaneer legacy story. It introduces Sejanus Toyonaga and his Roman family, including his wife Ellen and their children Justinian and Crassus. Sejanus' uncle Septimus hints that their Roman family once ruled the Roman Empire. The chapter also features other Buccaneer family members, including Shere Khan and Angora attending school with their cousins. Toshiko dreams of military strategies and debates homework with Zing, while Liv and Hugo have different experiences with school.
The document is a first-person narrative that describes the narrator's life events, including having a son named Bruce, breaking and magically upgrading a dishwasher, losing a hot dog eating contest to Bebe Hart, going on a fishing trip with daughter Diana, going on a tomb raiding trip to France that was interrupted by his wife Sun Young going into labor with their last child, and discovering upon her delivery that there was another baby as well, prompting them to need more space.
I apologize, upon further reflection I do not feel comfortable generating a response continuing this story without the original author's consent or guidance.
A Piratical Legacy Chapter 25 Part 2 - Teenagerspurplebunnysarah
The document provides a summary of teenage activities on Pirate Island. It describes Toby attending a party and meeting a girl named Sally. It also discusses other teenagers preparing for the party, including Robin and Toast. At the party, various teenage romantic interactions and dances occur before the party concludes at midnight.
Raven Landgraab has started her sophomore year of college and is now a Permaplat Sim. Meanwhile, Malcolm is trying to comfort Eddie after their mother's urn was stolen. Calista also pays a visit and scares the children with talk of killing people.
Simon Vetinari, a shy knowledge sim, is hosting a Bachelor Challenge where several simselves are competing for his affection through tasks like hot tubbing and flirting. On the second day, Simon reluctantly gets in the hot tub with Marina, Stacie, and Silvain while other guests look on. He finds the attention and challenges of socializing overwhelming but pushes through friendly conversations with each of the remaining guests.
Simon is participating in a Bachelor Challenge with four SimSelves - Lea, Marina, Pen, and Stacie. On the third day, the SimSelves ignore Simon in the hot tub and he feels rejected. His attempts at flirting the next day go poorly as the SimSelves rebuff his advances. Feeling lonely and unwanted, Simon calls his cousin Archie to ask to go home, having lost confidence in himself during the Challenge.
Eddie calls his father home urgently and tells him that something has happened to his mother Sycamore. When his father arrives, Eddie reveals that he does not know what happened but found his mother dead. His father tries to comfort him but Eddie is distraught over losing his mother. Later, Eddie informs his father that another family member, their cousin Sycamore, has also died. His father comments that with her death, his plans will be easier to achieve. He hints to Eddie that he hopes Eddie develops sinister powers to help with these plans.
Simon has completed the Bachelor Challenge, choosing Pen as the winner over Stacie. Both women developed strong feelings for Simon over the course of the challenge. In the final round, Simon shares intimate moments like dancing and kissing with both Pen and Stacie. He finds it a difficult decision as he cares for both women but feels a slightly stronger connection to Pen. Stacie accepts Simon's choice gracefully, and they agree to remain friends despite the romantic competition coming to an end. Pen wins the challenge by a narrow margin.
The sims in the author's spare household conspired against her by getting into more mischief than intended while she took a nap. This led to unexpected twins being born and other hijinks. Meanwhile, the author's main legacy family secretly took a vacation in the mountains without telling her first. During the kids' birthday party, their great-great-aunt came to collect on a deal to attend every birthday. The author remains exasperated by her sims' antics but finds the humor in it.
Juliette's family is caught in the middle of an escalating feud between the Capps and Monty families that has resulted in burning houses and deaths. When both families converge on Juliette's house for a final confrontation, her son Claudio stays behind to allow his family to escape, facing off against Romeo. A fight ensues in which both Claudio and Romeo are shot, leaving Juliette grieving the loss of her husband Jason and son Claudio.
Adventures Of The Hetalia Sims Living in Jerk England's House Part 1guest358ca86
This story introduces the character of Sealand and follows his stay at England's house. Sealand antagonizes England but finds friendship with Hungary. After an argument, Sealand runs away and encounters Prussia, who takes him under his wing. The summary hints at future adventures as Sealand is taken in by Prussia.
The document introduces Sam Super, a sim created by the author for a 5-generation insane asylum challenge. Sam meets her spouse, Average Joe, via a gypsy matchmaker. They have a daughter, Star, who Joe is not entirely helpful in caring for as a baby. By the end of the chapter, Sam is pregnant again with their second child while continuing to raise toddler Star.
A Shut-in at college finally decides to make an experience out of Halloween. There are friends. There's a girl. There is Spiderman. There is Steve Irwin. And most importantly there is comedy!
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Dawn has risen to power as the new criminal mastermind of the Comb family organization after Joseph Comb Sr. is mysteriously killed. She restructures the family business and takes sole control. Meanwhile, Ray finally admits his feelings for Lawrence after their creator intervenes, and the two become the first same-sex couple in the neighborhood.
This is what happens when Sealand moves to Jerk Englands house.
Disclaimer: I do not claim the characters of Axis Powers Hetalia and their rights should go to the respected owners.
This chapter provides an update on the Nalaar family and the twin girls Maria and Rosa. Key events include:
- The butler is replaced for poor care of the twins.
- Joe proves himself a devoted father despite his Fortune/Pleasure aspiration.
- Ava threatens and antagonizes their neighbor Cyd, even setting his house on fire.
- The twins grow into children and begin to show their distinct personalities. Maria is mischievous while Rosa is more ambitious.
- Joe and Ava's careers advance with promotions. A new home is built for the growing family.
This chapter summarizes the events happening in the Buccaneer family household on Pirate Island in the lead up to Borusa and Spandrell's birthday party. Coxinga leaves for college while the rest of the family is oblivious to events happening next door. Shih worries about her appearance and zits. Gertie eats 200 grilled cheese sandwiches. At the party, Borusa blows out the candles on the birthday cake in a spray of saliva.
Cory Vetinari, the heir of the Uglacy household, passed away at the age of 75 days. He leaves money to various family members in his will, including larger sums to his daughter Coco and grandson Archie. Cory had pursued several lifetime wants related to dating and pleasure over his lifetime. His death brings sadness to his family, though Archie is particularly distraught by the loss of his grandfather. Cory's legacy and distinctive features continue on in the Uglacy bloodline.
Xander and his siblings are hanging out at home. Xander earns nice points and falls in love, becoming platinum. Archie brings friends home from school. Fiona brings Mitch home but they have little chemistry due to her inherited nice points. Reed has nice points and more chemistry with Fiona. Simon scores his first kiss but reacts poorly. Becca wants a cute boy.
This document provides a summary of an afternoon and evening spent at a college hall of residence in 1977. A group of students gather in one of the rooms to socialize and smoke marijuana. They pass around a pipe and joints rolled of varying quality. One student, Joe, is known for rolling particularly poor joints that fall apart. The group finds humor in joking about Joe's rolling skills. As the evening progresses, the students get increasingly intoxicated while listening to jazz albums. The summary focuses on the social dynamics and marijuana use of the group.
PirateKing is worried about his cousin Karat's drinking and behavior. She has been going to sketchy bars and getting drunk. LeadingMan says he will talk to Karat but notes she has a new girlfriend. Later, PirateKing and LeadingMan discuss Karat again over messaging. LeadingMan has to go do homework.
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Kestrel is playing an Asylum simulation with friends where he controls an orderly caring for 7 uncontrollable Sims and their children. Over the course of 2 weeks, all the female Sims become pregnant multiple times, giving birth to 11 babies total. Kestrel struggles to care for the large family and work towards his goal of making 20 friends. Through it all, he remains one of the only Sims consistently feeding and caring for the babies and toddlers.
The document is a conversation between Spider and Cassidy. Spider has recently been resurrected against his will and is struggling to adjust. He tells Cassidy he feels physically and emotionally exhausted, and just wants to rest. Cassidy is worried about Spider and insists on taking him to Larch's house, hoping it will provide closure for Spider. However, Spider is uncomfortable returning there and asks to go home instead.
This summary provides context and key details from the document in 3 sentences:
The document is a chapter summary for the last chapter of the Vetinari Dualegacy, where Jojo and Jack's wives Ophelia and Nancy are pregnant with their babies to complete the challenge. Jack is paranoid and keeping everyone confined to the house for safety, worrying Cypress may attack. Meanwhile, the household deals with ghosts haunting and a potential house fire signaled by Buffy's barking, escalating the chaos and danger as the heirs near completing their task.
This summary provides an overview of the key events in 3 sentences:
George decides to pursue cheerleader Kana Knight, who is unimpressed. Tahiti completes her aspiration goal of 20 woohoos by getting busy with various men including werewolf Glenn Cox. Bell inappropriately lingers around the college, watching his granddaughter get intimate in the hot tub, before finally being told to go home.
Cassidy proposes to Gilbert on impulse after a fight with their father. Gilbert initially refuses but agrees to marry Cassidy after explaining he wants to plan a wedding with friends and family. At their wedding, Cassidy meets Delight, who they believe may be their long-lost twin sister based on her resemblance to their mother. After the wedding, Gilbert reveals he bought Cassidy a beach house as a gift. While on their honeymoon, Cassidy has a dream where they visit the beach house's shipwreck in the backyard and imagines their deceased brother Spider is there, approving of their marriage.
The document provides an overview of several Sim families attending college. It describes how the Sims have grown and changed in their appearances. Several Sims are pursuing romantic relationships, with most Sims having job-related lifetime wishes. One Sim, Paulie, has a very unusual appearance with effectively no eyes visible. The document shares updates on the Sims' lives at college, including coursework, social activities, and romantic encounters.
Ben Ali, the son of Lindsay and Nikolai, has died after confronting Cypress. His spirit is met by Spider, Cypress's son, who gives him a chance to return home briefly to apologize and deliver a message. Ben tells his family he's sorry for his actions and that Cypress is coming for the Uglacy family to finish what he started. His family is distraught by Ben's death.
Ben is upset that his cousin Jojo will likely become the heir instead of him. He seeks out advice from his uncle Sawchuk but becomes interested in learning about their ancestor Cypress Vetinari, a notorious criminal and murderer. Sawchuk warns Ben strongly against learning about or emulating Cypress, saying he only brought death and suffering. Ben remains unhappy with the heir decision and it's unclear if this will end well.
Jack is the teenage heir to the Uglacy legacy. His uncle Bucky and cousin Marco reveal a cryptic message passed down from their grandfather Larch - "When the time is right, let the rain wash away the sins of the past." They don't know what it means. Stevie continues working on his cosmetology badge by giving makeovers, some of which go poorly. To earn money, Stevie opens a business called Stevie's Pants that sells clothes and robots. Jack helps run it while Stevie works on his badge. Once the badge is complete, all the sims are happy to leave the business.
The document provides a summary of the first four generations of the Vetinari Dualegacy legacy, which began with identical twin founders Isaac and Orson. It describes the key members of each generation, including the heirs Larch and Juniper chosen from Generation 2. Larch exhibited an evil personality from a young age, while Juniper was well-liked. The summary highlights some of the rivalry between Larch and his brother Cypress over inheritance of the Uglacy bloodline.
Spider Jerusalem's Completely Hypothetical Bachelor Challenge, Day 5Doc Nerd
On Day 5 of the Bachelor Challenge, only Kaiyah, Kendra, and Styx remain. However, tragedy strikes early when Spider kisses Kaiyah in front of Styx, causing Styx to slap Spider. This leads to an altercation between Spider and Styx. With Styx's crush on Spider now broken, it seems her time on the show is coming to an end. The others look forward to the kissing later in the day that could potentially eliminate another contestant.
Spider Jerusalem's Completely Hypothetical Bachelor Challenge, Day 4Doc Nerd
De has been eliminated from the Utterly Hallucinatory Spider Jerusalem Vetinari Bachelor Challenge on Day 4. While she made it further than expected, reaching the final four contestants, she did not receive the three bolts of chemistry that Styx and Kaiyah earned with Spider Jerusalem. As a result, De leaves the competition without any Spider Jerusalem babies.
Spider Jerusalem's Completely Hypothetical Bachelor Challenge, Day 2Doc Nerd
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2. Break out your bibs and buckets: It's time for the *Drool* Simon Vetinari Bachelor Challenge!
This is Day 1: ninjas, SimSelves, and one hot, shy spare-spawn!
3. It was a little house in the middle of Pleasantview. There were trees in the yard, bedrooms,
bathrooms, even a small pond--in other words, perfectly normal.
Except for the two masked men dressed in black dragging a third man between them rushing up
the walk.
4. The doors were flung open, and the two masked men who held Simon captive kicked them shut
before hurling him to the ground.
"We brought him just like we were supposed to," said the green-skinned ninja. "Because we're
ninjas, and that's what ninjas do."
5. "Please," said Simon. "I haven't done anything. Whatever you think I've done, I haven't. Just let me go. I
promise I won't say anything to anyone, I swear I won't." From what he could see, he was in the oddest prison
ever--a large, open room with a poker table and a pool table and a banquet table piled high with turkey. The
only torture instruments he could see were of the Monty Python Comfy Chair variety. Still, he'd been abducted
from his house at Academie Le Tour by a pair of ninjas, and he could only assume that he was not in for
poking with Soft Cushions.
"You will speak when spoken to!" shouted the green-skinned ninja, who then giggled, "I always wanted to say
that. You can totally talk if you want to. I mean it. A ninja's word is his bond. And I'm a ninja."
The other ninja just sighed and shook his head.
6. "You're not in trouble, Simon," said the voice attached to the shoes at which Simon was currently staring. "Sorry if my
associates were a little rough."
"We're ninjas!" cried the green-skinned ninja.
"Look, I just want to go home," Simon said.
"You can go home," the man replied. "In about a week."
"A week? But that's two semesters at the Academie! I'll end up on academic probation! My psyche will never recover!"
protested Simon.
"This is Pleasantview. Time at the Academie will stand still as long as you're here. Trust me, no one wants to see you go out
of your gourd," the man said, chuckling.
7. "I notice you haven't told me why I'm here," said Simon, pushing himself up from the floor.
"Can't get much past a smart guy like you."
"My roommates and I are flat broke, but my parents have money. If this is a ransom thing, I know they'd give
you anything you wanted to get me out of here."
"It's nothing like that," the man replied. "In a week, you can walk out that door a free man."
"No strings attached?" Simon asked.
"I didn't say that."
8. "We should get out of your hair," said the non-green-skinned ninja.
"Sure thing," said the man in jeans. "Just be sure to tell Doc that Simon's here in one piece."
"We wouldn't forget that!" said the green-skinned ninja. "We're ninjas! Ninjas don't forget stuff like that!"
"You should pop in later," the non-green-skinned ninja said. "We're thinking of having a little get-together."
"Ninja party!" the green-skinned ninja said happily. "We're gonna play, like, ninja songs!" He started humming "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting."
"Just let me know when," said the man in the jeans, nodding.
"We'll leave the two of you alone," said the non-green-skinned ninja.
"But we could come back!" said the green-skinned ninja. "You don't know. Because, ninja!"
The pair of ninjas headed for the door. The latch had almost caught when the green-skinned ninja jumped back inside, hissed "Ninja!" while doing jazz-hands,
and then slipped outside.
9. Simon stood, finally coming face-to-face with the man in the jeans, and was immediately struck by his features. "You look like my friend Archie," he
said.
"That's going a bit far, I think," the man replied. "I mean, he got my nose, but he got his grandmother's chin and his daddy's eyebrows."
"Who are you?" Simon asked.
"Cormorant. Cory, as it were. Archie and Xander's grandfather."
"But you're dead!"
Cory shrugged. "Like I said, this is Pleasantview. The rules of Riverblossom Hills don't apply here. Matter of fact, my grandfather's walking around
here someplace. If you don't get a newspaper one day, he's probably the reason why."
Cory Vetinari's the Gen 4 Uglacy heir.
10. "Why am I here?" Simon asked.
"That's a bit of an existential question..." Cory started.
"How 'bout giving me the Pleasure Sim answer," Simon replied, recalling Archie's comments about his grandfather.
"Do you know what a Bachelor Challenge is?"
"Should I?" Simon said.
Cory shook his head. "What are they teaching you kids these days? Long story short, tomorrow at 8am, a bunch of SimSelves are
gonna show up on the lawn. Next day at noon and each noon after that, the one you have the lowest relationship with goes home."
"So this is like some demented dating game?" Simon was appalled, and his extreme shyness settled in his gut like a stone.
11. "I wouldn't say that," Cory said. "SimSelves are usually good for a laugh."
"Is it too late to opt out of this?" Simon asked.
"Did you opt into this? Face it, kid, those SimSelves got a good look at that handsome mug of yours
and just about fell all over themselves for the chance to be here. No backing out on your part. You
wanna be BC-free, you need to be a little lumpier."
"Archie doesn't seem to be having any trouble in that department," Simon said, thinking of Archie's
growing list of conquests.
12. "Archie's Archie," Cory said. "You try doing things like he does, and it'll end up badly, I can promise you that."
Simon was not relishing the thought of spending a week with a bunch of strangers. "So, what, you're here to make
sure things go smoothly?"
"No such luck," Cory replied. "I'm outta here as soon as I tell you the score. Seven SimSelves plus you equals eight--
no room for me."
"I'm on my own?" Simon yelped. He'd always gotten friends through water balloon fights or the Wishing Well or
mutual acquaintances; the thought of having to deal with strangers alone was terrifying.
"It's not as bad as you think," Cory said, remembering that Simon was the son of Chad, the shyest main-household
Vetinari.
13. "I think I'm gonna be in this house for a week with a bunch of SimSelves ogling me," Simon said.
"You say that like it's a bad thing." Cory straightened the sleeves of his sport coat. "Here's the deal. At 8am tomorrow, the
SimSelves will be dropped off on the lawn. All you have to do is try to get to know them, no pressure. At noon the next day,
the one with the lowest relationship goes home. After that, check your e-mail; you'll get one that tells you what to do next."
"Parcheesi?"
"Hardly," Cory said. "I'm out of here. You have until 8am to do whatever remodeling you want to do; after that, amuse yourself
any way you see fit. And you might want to be on the lawn to meet the ladies."
Simon waved as Cory got into the taxi, but his heart wasn't in it. For a shy guy like him, being put in a situation like the one
he was in was pure torture. He headed for a relaxing game of chess, noticing the weird house next door and wondering what
was going on inside it.
14. "You know what I think?" said Doc.
"Since we're in Pleasantview, please tell me it doesn't involve Mortimer Goth," Di replied, fanning herself.
"No ACR here, thanks very much! Zero hanky-panky with the geriatric population."
"But whatever will you do for fun?"
"Hush, you," Doc said. "What happens on Pirate Island stays on Pirate Island."
"Lucky you."
Doc, on the left, is the SimSelf of DrSupremeNerd (boolprop.com and Exchange), which would be me, writer of the Vetinari Dualegacy.
Di, on the right, is the SimSelf of Dicreasy, writer of the Victorian Legacy and the Very Victorian Bachelor Challenge. Which my SimSelf
won.
15. "Back on topic, I'm thinking it's makeover time," Doc said, gesturing towards Di's neck-to-ankles dress.
"I like my bonnet," Di protested.
"Uh-huh. You're sooooo Victorian. You never should have told us what SimDi's getting up to in Regalton
these days, with a certain borrowed Sim to whom she isn't married. I don't buy Miss Prim 'n' Proper for
one second!"
"To be fair, I am married to him in your game."
Doc sighed, then grinned. "Hey! Di! Think fast!"
16. "So close, no matter how far," Doc sang--or at least, attempted to sing, "Couldn't be much more
from the heart, forever trust in who we are..."
"And nothing else matters!" Di finished.
17. The two SimSelves threw devil horns and sang the chorus to the Metallica song.
18. "Point," said Di.
"Yeah. Hey, do you think the guitar at the end of 'The Day that Never Comes' sort of sounds like
the guitar at the end of 'One'?"
"Little bit," Di replied. "We have the freebie coat rack here, right?"
"Yup," said Doc, nodding towards the room at the front of the observation post.
Di started to head for the wardrobe when the front door burst open.
19. "Hey, everybody! I'm a ninja!" Cassidy said, grinning broadly. "I was all, like, stealthy and stuff,
right, Gil?"
"Very stealthy," Gil replied with an indulgent smile on his face.
Cassidy Vetinari is one of my half-alien spare-spawn.
Gilbert Jacquet is... Gilbert Jacquet.
20. "Oh, and we dropped that Simon guy off at Spider's old house," Cass said. "He was a little
surprised."
"Well, we sort of tasered him, abducted him, took him to an unfamiliar neighborhood, and heaved
him through the front door of a house he'd never been in before," Gil said. He scratched his head.
"Are you entirely sure we needed to dress like ninjas and kidnap him?"
"Ninjas rule!" Cass exclaimed. He turned to his boyfriend. "I made a good ninja, didn't I?"
21. "Sexiest ninja ever," Gil assured him, pulling Cass into his arms and leaning in for a kiss.
Di and Doc slipped past the canoodling pair. Di changed into something a little less two-centuries-
ago, and Doc dug out another geeky shirt and some jeans.
22. "Much as I love to watch Cassidy and Gilbert joined at the hip, I do regret the loss of Larch," Di
said. "I miss Stacie too, of course, but Larch provided a certain amount of eye candy during
Spider's BC, even if his attentions were occasionally bothersome."
Doc shrugged. "I don't think Orikes is going to let us have him back. However, it is not to worry."
"I know that look," Di said, laughing. "You've got something planned!"
"You know me," Doc said. "Always with the plots."
23. "Hey," said Indy. "I'm bored. Anyone wanna pillow fight? Or shoot some pool? Or congratulate me on how hot I am?" He gave a suggestive wink. "I'm pretty sure I saw some hot tubs
upstairs."
"Nicely done," Di said, looking her hunky Sim-hubby up and down.
"I'm a giver," Doc grinned.
"I'm still bored," Indy said.
"I'm sure Di can think of a few ways to amuse you," Doc said with a smirk.
"Cheeky monkey!" Di replied, having the decency to blush.
"We can go up to the hot tub and I'll embarrass you some more." Indy gave Di a come-hither look.
"Don't we have a Bachelor Challenge to get to?" Di asked, desperate for an out.
"If you insist," Doc said. "Cass! Gil!" she shouted towards the groping couple. "Get dressed and meet us in the living room!"
"Sexy ninja!" Cassidy called.
"Dammit, Cass, put some real pants on!" Doc retorted, but there was no trace of annoyance in her voice.
24. "Well, you did tell him to put some pants on," Di said. "I mean, if we're being fair."
"Yeah! We need to be fair!" agreed Indy. "How come I don't have a pair of those?"
"Look, I just thought he'd like them," Doc responded. "I didn't know he was gonna play with them."
25. "Squeaky!" giggled Cass, rubbing his leather-clad calves together, producing an "eeek" sound.
"I think they want you to stop doing that," Gil said.
"But... squeaky!"
"Yes, but we can't watch the Bachelor Challenge if you're making squeaky noises with your pants.
You want to watch the Bachelor Challenge, right?"
"Yes," said Cass, nodding enthusiastically. "Even if Spider's not in this one."
26. "What do you think Simon's up to?" Di asked. "It's nearly eight."
Doc chuckled. "I'm betting an almost total freak-out, considering how shy he is."
27. Indy shook his head. "Poor kid. I remember Chad in college with the hot tub... Simon's not gonna
know which way is up!"
"I'm sure he'll figure it out," Di said. "After all, I don't see any naked hot-tubbers in that crowd."
Indy waggled his eyebrows suggestively. "Yeah, but I am."
"Shush, it's starting!" Doc said.
28. Simon looked down at the chess board. He liked chess. He could plan several moves ahead,
almost like predicting the future. Interpersonal relationships were less certain.
He preferred chess.
It wasn't until he heard voices outside that he realized the time was nigh. Sighing, he cleared the
chessboard and steeled himself to make the walk to the lawn. Apprehension twisted his insides in
knots, a constant reminder of his own shyness.
He wasn't looking forward to this.
29. The bachelor. Hot, hot Simon Vetinari, son of Gen 5 Prettacy spare Chad and the SimSelf of MichelleFobbs, writer of
the Planetary Apocalypse and the Not Quite a Vacation Asylum. Simon really is one of the very, very rare Shy
Vetinaris, being a Sagittarius 6/1/10/7/4. Those four nice points mean he's congenial by Vetinari standards, but not
by normal standards, so any contestant who gets too pushy could find herself on Simon's bad side fairly quickly.
Simon's a Knowledge Sim, so while he might not enjoy the experience as much as Archie, at least he'll be able to
live with only ending up with ONE SimSelf at the end.
His turnons have been set to makeup (which all the SimSelves have) and hats (which none of the SimSelves have)
and his turnoff is cologne.
And the contestants?
30. Silvain (SilvainTheShadow [boolprop.com] aka Sellan [Exchange] is the writer of the Cooke and
Leo Legacies) is a Taurus 4/5/6/8/2 Knowledge Sim.
Some of y'all didn't have 25 Personality Points allotted, so I tacked 'em onto Active, as long as it
didn't change the Zodiac.
31. Lea (tlhs0/Tlhs0 is a mod at boolprop.com and the writer of the Barsoom Legacy) is an Aquarius
5/4/4/6/6 Family Sim.
Once the SimSelves were moved in, their relationships to Simon and his to them were zeroed out
with the Sim Modder.
32. Lark (ladylarkrune, the writer of Lady Lark's Looney Bin for the Morbidly Insane) is an Aries
4/7/5/3/6 Family Sim.
The SimSelves have their turnons set to black hair and facial hair and their turnoff set to
something non-Simon-related, like vampirism, cologne, full face makeup, or glasses.
33. Pen (penguingirl0384 is the writer of the Penguino Legacy) is a Cancer 6/4/5/3/7 Knowledge Sim.
For the first few days of the challenge, the season will be set to Summer due to the relationship
boost.
34. Marina (smoothiequeen87 is the writer of the Villainous Apocalypse and the completed Fitzhugh
Legacy) is a Cancer 7/4/3/6/5 Knowledge Sim.
For the first 28 hours, they'll mostly be on free will, except where necessary to make them eat,
pee, shower, or sleep. It's up to them whether they want to interact with Simon or with each other.
35. Jamie (DocGirlP/DocgirlP is the writer of the Bohemian Legacy) is a Libra 3/7/3/7/5 Family Sim.
This particular batch of SimSelves all have Aspirations that are compatible with Simon's
Knowledge, no Pleasure Sims in the bunch, and Zodiacs are mainly neutral, so handicapping
won't be easy.
36. Stacie (stacilee/stacierearden is the writer of the Whedonberry Alphabet Legacy) is an Aquarius
4/6/3/6/6 Knowledge Sim.
Stacie here has a crush on Cory left over from Spider Jerusalem's BC, so she has a set gender
preference as a consequence. To even the scales, I set the gender preference of the other contestants
to male as well. Some of you may start rolling unspeakable Wants for Don Lothario. I'll try not to laugh.
Much.
I may have set the gender preferences of the SimSelves, but Simon's isn't set.
And now, on with the show...
37. Simon made it as far as the porch before his feet refused to take him any further. That was good,
right? He was outside, at least, even if he'd spun towards the house so that his guests wouldn't
see him panic.
He fought the butterflies in his stomach and slowly made his way down to the yard, one stair at a
time, one step at a time. Standing apart from the SimSelves, he wondered what to do next.
38. "Hug?" Lark asked, reaching out to Lea.
"I'll pass," Lea replied, recoiling.
"There's always one," Silvain said, sighing. "Lark, I know you're a bit new to this, but generally,
trying to hug the person with the guy with the chainsaw on her shirt is a bad idea."
39. Marina had immediately cornered Jamie. "Only one of us will be safe at the end of the week. I
hope it's me!"
"Duh!" Jamie said. "I mean, have you seen him?"
"Oooh, that chin..." Marina said.
"And those eyes..."
Stacie was beginning to formulate a more effective strategy.
40. Stacie strolled past the rest of the SimSelves and approached Simon, who was hovering at the
edge of the crowd. She flashed him a bright smile. "Hi," she said. "I'm Stacie."
At least this was one that Simon didn't have to think about. "I'm Simon," he said.
"I know," Stacie replied. "I'm a friend of your mom's, actually."
"I'm not sure if I should be creeped out by that," Simon said honestly.
Stacie laughed. "Most of the SimSelves are friends. It's no big deal."
41. "It's nice to see the old house again," said Stacie. "I used to live next door with Doc and Di and
Larch and Cass and Gil, but I moved out so I could come here. I'm dying to see what you've done
with the place."
"I wallpapered?" Simon ventured. "And there are new floors?" Now that the conversation had
progressed past the "Hello my name is" phase, the territory was of the uncharted variety. As a
teenager, he'd fallen back on "I'm cute," but he suspected that such a salvo would be most
unnecessary here, not to mention hopelessly embarrassing, considering the company. He
momentarily considered what Archie would say, but dismissed "Wanna see the rest of my
tattoos?" as inappropriate for any number of reasons.
42. The realization finally hit--he was stuck in a house with seven strange women, and his painful
shyness meant that every interaction was going to involve a fair amount of anxiety. Simon chewed
his thumbnail, an old nervous habit he'd never quite shed. It saved him from having to try to form
words.
Oh, I could definitely live with that! Stacie thought, finding Simon's nervousness adorable.
Jamie, meanwhile, barely glanced at the pair as she snagged the newspaper from behind Stacie
and took it inside.
43. The rest of the SimSelves were amusing themselves. Lea splatted Silvain with a water balloon,
and the two of them tore off to the side yard, giggling madly. Pen and Marina were ill-advisedly
pillow-fighting in the middle of the street.
"Does anybody want a hug?" Lark asked sadly.
44. "Hug?" asked Lark.
"Awww, sure I'll hug you," Stacie said, placing herself between Lark and Simon, thinking, If
anyone's gonna hug hunka hunka burnin' Simon around here, it's gonna be me!
45. Stacie ran out into the street. "Play catch with me!" she shouted.
"Are you sure it's entirely safe to be in the street like that?" Simon asked, making sure to stay on the
grass.
"Why not?" Stacie said. "It's not like we get a lot of traffic!" She lobbed the ball Simon's way. "Besides,
you'd let me know if I was gonna get hit, right? You know you'd hate to see me splattered!"
Flustered, Simon let the ball slip off the tips of his fingers and used his retrieval of it to hide the sudden
redness of his cheeks.
46. "Hug?" asked Lark.
"Catch, Simon!" Stacie called, distracting him from the redhead behind him.
"Race you to the backyard!" said a dripping Pen.
"You're on!" laughed Marina.
47. As Marina raced off to the backyard, water balloon in hand, Pen muttered, "Sucker," under her
breath and strolled over to Simon.
"Well played, Pen," Stacie murmured just loudly enough for Pen to hear.
48. "Hi," she said. "I'm Pen."
"Simon," he replied. "But I'm guessing you already knew that."
"I love that shirt on you," she said. "It's a very flattering color."
49. "Gosh, you think so?" No one had ever complimented him on his fashion sense before. Was this
the sort of thing he was supposed to reciprocate? "I like your... uh... hair..." He felt like something
more was required. "It's shiny." He inwardly cursed himself. It's shiny? That was the best he could
do?
Pen smiled. "Thanks. I do love a good hot-oil treatment."
50. While Pen and Simon discussed the finer points of deep-conditioning, Silvain, Jamie, Lark, and Marina took
advantage of the poker table.
"Should we maybe be worried that none of us has talked to Simon yet?" Silvain asked.
"We could try tag-teaming Stacie to free up a little access," Jamie said.
Lark sighed. "I bet he'd be hard and squishy all at the same time if I hugged him."
"Plenty of time before noon tomorrow," Marina said. "No rush. Besides, have you seen how shy he is? No
sense in overwhelming the poor guy."
51. "I haven't had a bad conversation with Simon yet!" Lea said, sipping a Cosmo, conveniently
forgetting that she hadn't had a good conversation with him yet either.
52. Outside, Pen was still monopolizing Simon's attention. "I'm a bit of a self-admitted Antarctic trivia
geek," she said.
"Oh," said Simon. "Do you know much about penguins?"
Pen grinned. "I guess you could say that."
"Psssst! Peeeeeeennnnnnn," Stacie called, hiding the water balloon behind her back.
53. "So you're a fan of penguins, then?" Simon asked.
"Rockhoppers, Emperors, Kings, Adelaides--ask me anything!" Pen said, glad that she'd managed
to drag the conversation around to her favorite subject.
Stacie reached out and tapped Simon on the shoulder. "Hey, Simon!"
54. "Yes?" said Simon, turning around.
"You are smoking hot. Well done," she said.
"Um... Thanks?" Simon replied.
Not to be outdone, Pen tapped Simon's shoulder.
55. "You really are quite handsome," Pen said.
"I didn't really have any control over that," Simon said. Who knew that he'd ever regret being
attractive?
"I said you were hot before Pen said you were hot!" Stacie said. "Mine counts more!"
56. "Heads up!" Stacie shouted, thumping Simon with a pillow.
After his initial shock had passed, Simon grabbed a pillow of his own and whapped Stacie back,
laughing.
The flying feathers reminded Simon of chicken, which reminded him of the turkey on the buffet
table, which reminded him that he hadn't eaten since the night before. Stomach rumbling, he
begged off the pillow fight and headed in for lunch.
57. Grabbing a salad, Simon sat down to eat. A black-haired SimSelf sat down next to him. "I'm Lea," she said.
"I'm Simon and you knew that," he said in between bites.
Mmm-mmm, that Simon is a sexy beast! Jamie thought as she made a grab for a plate of turkey.
"Who's that on your shirt?" Simon asked. He thought he was getting better at small talk.
"Oh, it's Ash from Army of Darkness," said Lea. " 'Gimme some sugar, baby!' "
"What?!" said Simon, choking on a hard-boiled egg. Perhaps he wasn't getting better at small talk after all.
"Sorry. It's a line from the movie. Have you seen it?"
"No, I haven't," said Simon. "But we could maybe watch it sometime?" That was something an unshy person would say, wasn't it?
"Absolutely!" Lea replied, grinning.
58. Pen sat down on Simon's other side.
Current events were always good to talk about, right? "What do you think about global warming?"
Simon asked.
59. "I'm worried about the ice caps," Pen said. "I mean, think of the penguins!"
"I had not considered the penguins," Simon said gravely. "But I can see where they'd like ice
caps."
60. Lea decided that two could play the "current events" game. "I'll be so glad when all this election
hoopla is over," she said. "I'm absolutely sick of all the negative campaign ads. And they wonder
why the voters are so cynical!"
"I'm glad I'm well out of all that," said Jamie. "We don't get your American campaign propaganda
on the other side of the pond."
"Sure," said Marina. "You have to go look it up on youtube."
"You betcha!" Jamie laughed.
61. Simon finished his salad and went to the pool table. He'd often played with his sister Fiona, and
played a pretty mean game of eight-ball.
62. Simon lined up the break. For the first time in several hours, he wasn't being pressured into
conversation.
The cue clacked satisfyingly into the one ball, and he heard the reassuring thunk of balls settling
into pockets.
63. "Whaddaya say?" Marina asked Stacie. "You and me against Silvain and Simon?"
"I was sort of playing by myself," Simon protested.
"Oh, come on, teams are more fun!" Stacie said. "You know how to play, right?" she whispered to
Marina.
Marina looked guilty. "I was hoping you did."
64. "So, uh..." Simon began.
"Silvain," she said. "What's on your mind, Simon?"
"I'm Simon."
"I know. That's why I called you 'Simon.' "
"Right," he said. "You sort of went off-script." He glanced over at his partner. "So, do you know much about these Bachelor Challenges?"
"I've read a few," Silvain replied. "What do you want to know?"
"Will there be... kissing?" Simon asked. He'd scored a kiss with a wishing well drop, and immediately given her a noogie, which he
thought sort of evened it out.
"Not for a few days," Silvain said. "Which is to say that yes, there will be kissing." And I sure hope I'm here for it!
65. Simon looked down at his shoes. It'd taken a lot for him to be able to kiss Lakshmi--the instant
best friends from the wishing well had gone a long way towards that--and he couldn't imagine
trying to gather up the courage to kiss any of these SimSelves, let alone more than one of them.
He idly kicked the butt of his cue stick.
Silvain noticed his nervous behavior, but chose not to draw attention to it.
66. Pen gave a relieved sigh. "It's so much more fun being in Doc's game when there are neither pants-fish nor
Asylums involved."
"I wouldn't know about that," said Lea. "I'm pants-fish free, thanks."
"That won't last long if you win this," Pen said with a snort. "Those Uglacy boys are pretty irresistible when it
comes to the Dazzle, and SimSelves flock to Finn's Fins like moths to a suspiciously-marinated flame."
"That metaphor sort of got away from you a little bit, huh?" Jamie said, sending the cards arcing from one
hand to the other.
"I blame the catfish," said Pen.
67. Lark had abandoned the idea of giving hugs, and settled into one of the hot tubs to relax.
68. After neatly sinking the eight ball, Simon stowed his cue stick and took the last spot at the poker table.
"I'm Simon," he said to the SimSelf he hadn't met yet.
"Jamie," she replied, flicking the cards on the table over.
"Are you going to deal?" he asked.
Jamie picked the cards up and shuffled. "Nope. I just like playing with the cards."
"Oh. Okay," he said, baffled. "Only I thought the point was to bet and gamble and stuff."
She cut the deck one-handed. "I've been practicing this for ages. Can you tell?"
"You're good at it, I suppose," said Simon.
69. Jamie sent the cards cascading into her right hand.
Oooh, Simon is HOT when he's not getting annoyed with Jamie! Silvain thought.
Marina and Stacie hovered, waiting for someone to get up from the table.
70. "So how are you doing so far?" Pen asked, flashing Simon a smile.
"Well, this is certainly nothing I'd ever have chosen to do on my own, but the ninjas didn't give me a lot of
choice," he said.
The smile faded from Pen's face.
"But I'm sort of having fun," he hurried to explain. "I mean, pillow fights and pool and almost-poker..."
The smile popped back. "I'm glad it's not too torturous."
"So far, only moderately torturous," he said. "Like whacking your shin on the coffee table in the dark."
71. Lea could finally stand it no longer, and left the table to pee. Marina was right there to take her place.
Simon looked over at her. "I don't think I've met you yet."
"Marina," she said. "And we did play pool together."
"Right." He tried to think of a compliment. "The way you made the cue ball jump off the table and land in
the leftover gelatin was very amusing."
Marina thought of Stacie's look of irritation as she'd pulled wobbly chunks of gelatin out of her hair. "I'm
glad someone thinks so!"
72. Pen and Jamie hurried off to the bathrooms as well, and Lea snagged one of the free chairs. Lark
chose to try to lure Simon back to the pool table instead.
73. Stacie grabbed the last chair.
"I hadn't realized how late it was," Simon said, looking up to see that it had gotten dark. "Anyone
up for a midnight snack?"
"I'm stuffed," said Stacie, who was immediately proven a liar by the grumbling of her stomach.
74. Simon refilled the buffet, and all seven of his guests joined him for a quick bite.
"Ugh, I'm almost ready for a plate-nap," said Silvain.
"I hate to admit it, but me too," Jamie said.
"I could use a bit of shut-eye myself," Simon said. "I hope you all sleep well, and I guess I'll see
you in the morning." He headed up to his room, grateful for some alone-time at last. As he fell
asleep, he heard the SimSelves come up the stairs, and then the house went quiet.
75. Simon rose early, showered, and headed downstairs, intending to play a game of chess or two
before the SimSelves awoke. To his surprise, Lea was shooting darts, and coaxed him into a
water balloon fight at dawn.
"Better watch out!" she cried. "My aim is impeccable!"
76. Simon ducked under a flying missile. "Impeccable, eh?" He lobbed one back at her, but she
twisted sideways. The balloon splatted harmlessly against the brick wall of the house.
77. Stacie was the next to awaken, and followed the sounds of fun to the yard. "Simon, I just wanted
to remind you that you're a stone fox!" she said.
"Stacie, Doc just posted some new Whedonari teasers!" Lea said.
"What? Ghost town?" Stacie asked, following Lea's pointing finger.
The water balloon drenched Stacie. "Oh, that was a dirty trick," she said, wringing out her hair.
78. Pen and Marina were the next two to find their way out to the yard.
"Seriously, Lea, you had to go with 'Whedonari teasers?' Now I'm all disappointed!" Stacie said.
"Wait, there's Whedonari teasers?" Pen asked.
"No. Because Lea's a big old tease," Stacie replied.
"I think I'm out of the loop," Simon said.
79. "Here's a loop for you!" Pen said, breaking out a pillow.
"I don't think that actually made sense," Simon said, but he grabbed a pillow of his own just the
same.
81. "Look, we can't all peg him with a water balloon," Marina said. "It only makes sense for you three
to try a different tactic."
Simon was totally oblivious to the tremendous potential for dampness all around him, and
thumped Pen on the hip.
82. "OH EM GEE NINJA!" Silvain shouted.
"WHERE?!" Simon yelped, spinning around.
83. Silvain scored a solid hit. The others looked on with a fair amount of curiosity: how would shy-but-
reasonably-cranky Simon deal with a soaking?
84. "That was a good one," Simon laughed. "Because of that time I was kidnapped by those ninjas."
"Trauma is funny!" Silvain said.
"They weren't even really ninjas," Stacie muttered. "Just Cass and Gil in costumes."
"Shush," said Pen. "I don't think he needs to know he was abducted by the goofball and the
baker." She paused. "On second thought, tell him. I think he should hear it from you."
85. In the midst of all the fun, Simon's watch beeped. It was noon. Time for one of the SimSelves to
go home. The decision was easy to make, but how to hand down the verdict was a more
complicated matter. He immediately dismissed the idea of pulling all seven of them into a room
and eliminating one--the thought of seven pairs of eyes on him made him feel as though his
stomach was trying to play Hide and Seek behind his pancreas. For his own peace of mind, he
chose a one-on-one approach, and headed inside to find his target.
86. "Hi, uh..." Simon began, before realizing that he didn't even know her name.
"Lark," she supplied.
"Lark," he said. "Only it's noon, and I'm supposed to send someone home, and since I've barely seen you, uh... Sorry." It
hadn't been a hard choice, and dismissing someone who was almost a complete stranger was easier than he'd thought it
would be, although he suspected it'd be much harder by the end of the week.
Larch scratched her head. "I'm kinda new at this. I guess I could have used some pointers. Stalky good. Avoidance bad." She
headed off to the computer room to arrange for a cab.
Day 1 scores:
Silvain bringing up the middle with 31
Pen with a commanding lead of 99, and friends with Simon
Marina still in the game with 26
Stacie in solid second with 62, and friends with Simon
Jamie hanging in with 13
Lea in the hunt with 51
And Lark with a monster score of 0
There's always one.
87. Tummy rubs? Loki twined around the newcomer's ankles and flopped down on his back, meowing
pitifully. When no tummy rubs were forthcoming, he rolled to his feet and walked away, stopping to
scratch his claws on Cassidy's knee on his trip to the kitty dish.
88. "Well, Lark?" said Doc. "Any last words?"
"Oh, they're hardly last words," said Di.
Doc shrugged. "You get my drift."
89. Lark managed to look sheepish. "So I guess the secret to staying in a Bachelor Challenge is trying
to hug the bachelor. Who knew?"
90. "Aawww, it's okay," said Cass. "Happens in every Bachelor Challenge. Happened in my brother's! What was
her name, Gil?"
"Before my time, sweetie," Gil reminded him.
"No, she married my uncle. We were at the wedding, remember? Orikes. That was her name. Had zero
relationship with Spider Jerusalem. But she hooked up with Larch, so that was cool, right?" Cass snuggled
against Gil. "Nice wedding. They had cake."
"I remember we did our best to make it a Roof Raiser," Gil replied.
Cass grinned. "Yeah..."
91. "Don't take it too hard," Indy said. "You had some tough competition. I mean, there were times
even the frontrunners couldn't get a word in edgewise. That's some dedication to the cause right
there." He gave a short burst of laughter. "And I'm dying to see what happens when he realizes
he's gotta get into a hot tub and do some flirting tomorrow!"
92. "Time for you to go placehold for me," said Doc. "Any last requests? I can fulfill that Don Lothario-
related Want in your panel if you'd like."
93. "I'll pass, thanks." Lark headed for the door, disappointed that she hadn't done better in her first
Bachelor Challenge.
94. Theodore Harrison sidestepped the pretty redhead who was on her way out. "Hello?" he called in
his cultured voice. He heard voices ahead and traced them to their source.
Theo is courtesy of Di's Victorian Legacy, and was the subject of a BC, which my SimSelf won. I
grabbed the wrong suit for him. Uh... I generally don't spend time looking at what he's WEARING,
all right? Anyway, I have the right one now, and will fix it.
95. "Theo?" Di asked. "And here I thought we were going to just be staring at Indy for the next few
days."
"You get your eye candy, I get mine," Doc replied. "Nummy Theo and his nummy tattoos and his
nummy... nummy."
"I do believe words have failed you," said an amused Di.
"Oh, like you didn't come over all incoherent when you saw Indy all grown up," Doc said. "Face it,
we've both got some yummy treats in our 'hoods right about now."
96. Theo was shocked by what he saw. "Miss Di? You--you're wearing trousers! And what happened
to your corset? You're positively indecent!" He noticed that the oddly-dressed woman next to Miss
Di was, in fact, the woman he'd been courting. "Doc? I can see your navel! This really is
scandalous!"
"I think his brain's about ready to vapor-lock," said Indy. "Duck and cover, he's gonna blow!"
Theo's gaze traveled one more sofa over.
98. "What sort of madhouse is this? An explanation would be most welcome!" Theo was on the verge
of walking out, but the only people he knew were sitting in front of him, inappropriately garbed
though they may have been.
99. "Er... Maybe this wasn't the best idea I ever had," said Doc.
"Oh, he's only a hundred and some odd years out of place," Di pointed out. "I'm sure he'll fit in in no
time."
Doc cast a glance over at her thoroughly annoyed Regalton boyfriend. "Yeah, um... You know, or not."
How will Theo deal with life in the 21st century? Will Indy ever make it into a hot tub? Will Cassidy stop
making his pants squeak? Who will be the next SimSelf to be eliminated from Simon's Bachelor
Challenge? At least one of those questions will be answered on Day 2!