The document presents a collection of humorous quotes about the brain from various notable figures, highlighting its complexities and various perceptions. It includes insights into gender differences, brain health, and the interplay of intelligence and emotion, all delivered with a comedic tone. Topics range from the absurdity of certain thoughts on the brain to reflections on its everyday use and significance in life.

1. The Brain
Seriously Funny
Brain quotes are something people
don't mind! And funny quotes about
brains are something
to think about...

2. "See, the problem is
that God gives men a
brain and a penis,
and only enough
blood to run one at
a time."
Robin Williams

3. "God gave women intuition
and femininity. Used
properly, the combination
easily jumbles the brain of
any man I've ever met."
Farrah Fawcett

4. "The way I see it...
If you need both of
your hands for
whatever it is
you're doing, then
your brain should
probably be in on it
too." Ellen DeGeneres,
on cell phones and driving

5. A man's brain has a
more difficult time
shifting from
thinking to feeling
than a women's brain
does.
Barbara De Angelis

6. If little else, the
brain is an
educational toy.
Tom Robbins

7. "I have a brain and
a uterus, and I use
both."
Patricia Schroeder

8. Researches at Yale
found a connection
between brain cancer
and work environment.
The Number 1 most
dangerous job for
developing brain
cancer? Plutonium
hat model.
Jimmy Fallon

9. "I've got the brain of
a four year old. I'll
bet he was glad to be
rid of it."
Groucho Marx

10. "I used to think that
the brain was the most
wonderful organ in
my body. Then I
realized who was
telling me this."
Emo Phillips

11. I'm no bimbo. I'm
opinionated and I do
have a brain....
Christina Aguilera

12. "I am a Bear of Very
Little Brain, and
long words bother
me."
Winnie the Pooh

13. I don't want my body
to be a distraction
from my talent or
my brain.
Shania Twain

14. "Brain: An apparatus
with which we think
we think." Ambrose Bierce,
The Devil's Dictionary

15. Is it Nice in your
snowstorm- freezing
your brain? Do you
think that your
face looks the same?
David Bowie

16. In the scales of the
destinies, brawn
will never weigh so
much as brain
James Russell Lowell

17. Any man who reads
too much and uses
his own brain too
little falls into
lazy habits of
thinking
Albert Einstein

18. Sometimes I think if I had the
same body and the same natural
ability and someone else's brain,
who knows how good a player I
might have been.
Mickey Mantle

19. "Aristotle was famous for
knowing everything. He
taught that the brain
exists merely to cool the
blood and is not
involved in the process
of thinking. This is true
only of certain persons."
Will Cuppy

20. Success is not something
I've wrapped my brain
around. If people go to
those movies, then yes,
that's true, big-time
success. If not, it's much
ado about nothing.
Matt Damon

21. "How is education supposed to make
me feel smarter? Besides, every time
I learn something new, it pushes
some old stuff out of my brain.
Remember when I took that home
winemaking course, and I forgot
how to drive?"
Homer Simpson

22. I don't think there's
anything unique about
human intelligence.
All the neurons in the
brain that make up
perceptions and
emotions operate in a
binary fashion.
Bill Gates

23. Estimated amount of
glucose used by an
adult human brain
each day, expressed
in M&Ms: 250
Harper's Index