The document criticizes and mocks common gifts given by companies to employees such as branded polo shirts, paperweights, mugs, gift cards with small amounts, calendars, cheap pens, laser pointers, frisbees, stress balls, personalized sticky notes, and mousepads. It argues that most recipients do not want or need these promotional items and sees them as cheap and useless gifts.

8. 5 Laser Pointers I had one of these once, like everybody else, and then I threw it away. Hey laser pointer, hang out with your friends Tomagachi, POGS, and slap bracelets in fad-land.

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