The document contains a list of random prompts for creative writing or improvisation exercises, including reasons for getting sent to the principal's office, slogans, common questions, secrets, fortunes, catchphrases, lyrics, and more. The prompts are intended to spark imaginative responses from participants on a variety of topics through genres like stories, poems, speeches, songs, and conversations.

1. Reason
you
might
get
sent
to
the
principle’s
office

2. Slogan
of
an
internet
company
from
the
dotcom
boom

3. Why
is
a
good
man
so
hard
to
find?

4. Where
do
babies
come
from?

5. Why
is
the
sky
blue?

6. Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
road?

7. What
you
need
to
do
if
you
want
to
live
forever

8. A
good
reason
to
launch
nuclear
missiles

9. Something
you
don’t
want
to
hear
your
spouse
say

10. A
Zen
koan

11. A
good
prank

12. New
slogan
for
Nike

13. The
name
of
a
new
WWF
wrestling
move

14. Your
deepest,
darkest
secret

15. Line
at
a
Eulogy
(assume
it
starts
with
“He/She
was…”
and
you
fill
in
the
rest)

16. Fortune
cookie
fortune

17. The
first
communiqué
from
MarRans

18. A
new
sport

19. Something
you
don’t
want
to
touch

20. A
caveman
greeRng

21. A
baby’s
first
sentance

22. How
to
get
over
a
break-­‐up

23. How
to
cure
a
hangover

24. How
to
fix
anything

25. How
to
succeed
in
business

26. Something
a
coach
would
say
in
a
locker
room
pep
talk

27. A
deathbed
confession

28. Last
thing
a
dog
thinks
before
it
goes
to
sleep.

29. First
thing
a
cat
thinks
when
it
wakes
up.

30. A
pick-­‐up
line

31. A
pirate
saying

32. Something
a
wizard
would
say
to
curse
someone

33. Witches
brew
ingredient

34. Title
for
a
new
reality
TV
show

35. Weird
BaYle
Cry

36. Name
of
a
yoga
pose

37. Santa
Clause’s
biggest
annoyance

38. The
saddest
thing
in
the
world

39. The
worst
possible
gi[

40. Halloween
costume

41. Book
jacket
tesRmonial

42. Public
Service
Announcement

43. SOS
message
in
a
boYle

44. Country
Song
Lyric
(the
judge
should
feel
free
to
make
people
sing
their
answers)

45. Title
of
an
unusual
college
thesis

46. Name
of
a
midevil
trade

47. Newspaper
Headline

48. One
step
in
an
imaginary
recipe

49. A
FuturisRc
Technology

50. A
MoRvaRonal
Saying

51. A
Superhero
Catchphrase

52. Something
one
lover
would
whisper
to
another

53. Title
of
a
horror
movie

54. Heavy
metal
lyric
(judge
should
feel
free
to
make
contestants
sing
their
answers
in
the
appropriate
style)

55. The
dirRest
thing
you
could
possibly
say

56. A
dreaded
chore

57. A
line
from
your
horoscope

58. Rap
Lyric
(the
judge
should
feel
free
to
make
contestants
rap
their
answers)

59. Line
from
a
profound
poem

60. A
terrible
insult

61. Something
that
would
appear
on
a
church
sign

62. PretenRous
Rtle
for
a
painRng
in
an
art
museum
(the
judge
should
feel
free
to
make
contestants
describe
the
painRng)

63. A
slogan
for
a
breakfast
cereal

64. Something
a
mad
scienRst
might
say
upon
making
a
discovery

65. Item
on
the
menu
at
a
fancy
schmancy
molecular
gastronomy
restaurant

66. Guinness
World
Record
category

67. Title
for
a
hard-­‐boiled
film
noir

68. Something
Confucious
Would
Say

69. Name
of
a
Rock
Band

70. Name
of
a
Folk
Band

71. Line
from
a
PresidenRal
Stump
Speech

72. Text
of
a
Hallmark
Apology
Card

73. What
the
player
to
your
le[
is
thinking
right
now

74. What
the
player
to
your
right
is
thinking
right
now.

75. Last
line
of
the
greatest
novel
ever
wriYen

76. Self-­‐help
book
Rtle

77. Chant
at
a
sports
game

78. Marriage
Vow
(assume
it
starts
with
the
phrase
“I
will…”
–
you
fill
in
the
rest)

79. Something
Darth
Vader
might
say
before
killing

80. Child-­‐rearing
advice