2. First "test" SSPDS delivery thanks to The
Prez for the awesome...and it was sent
uncut. We have no roller. Tearing it apart w
hands is pretty satisfying
3. It's a sekert society, all we ask is trust....
and yummy pizza after a email exchange
late last night, pizza arrived via an
unmarked van....
It's a happy new year indeed....
another yummy pizza
Terrance
4. inspired by a pizza to make pot butter
Middle of an epically crappy day last Friday
I decided Stacey Hunt needed a bonus
pizza. She had it redirected to a friend.
Stacey is a very shy girl and it took much
coaxing to get out of her what she and her
friend were looking for. I was threatened
with pizza retribution (which I didn't know
was a thing) and made fun of. But the
pizza was enjoyed from what I was told
and inspired other food creations
apparently. Was great fun and I look
forward to the next one. Stacey can post
up further deets if I missed anything...
5. Awesome Meatball, Pepper and Onion pie cut in 4
delivered today that i sent to my friends office and
surprised them since I was on the road. Luckily
they saved me a slice that I promptly shoved down
my throat!!!! Yummy!!!! SSPDS IS THE BEST!!!
6. The Pizza Elves delivered some delicious celebratory Seahawks
pizza to Thirst Agency today. Tasted nearly as sweet as yesterday's
victory over the Redskins and an all-around great way to kickoff the
week. Thanks SSPDS!
7. pizza bong random Tuesday thank
u pizza person who pizza me ! ill
get high and eat now
kitty eat pizza ! it's really good from
Paul's pizza on grand in Chicago
8. I awoke the morning of Friday, January 11th to
sound of my ―last chance‖ alarm on my iPhone
going off. This could only mean 1 thing, I had
dismissed the other 4 previous alarms and I
was now 30 minutes behind schedule for a
day full of meetings…. No breakfast for me
that day. Got to the office around 11am, just in
time for my first meeting and had back-to-back
appointments through 5pm that evening.
Seemed there wouldn't be lunch this day either
until I received the best non-sext text I had
ever seen in my life. My SSPDS angel was
asking where I wanted my pie delivered. After
a few back-and-forth messages, I was back in
meetings.
As I sat in our glass encased conference room listening to a boring ass presentation I became
immediately arroused upon witnessing the 4 ft something latino man carry my pizza into our office
kitchen. Needless to say, I ended that meeting within about 10 minutes and joined the heathens i call
coworkers whom had already surrounded my pie, each with a slice in hand. The last 3 slices were
confiscated by yours truly and devoured with as much ferocity as I exhibit during sexual intercourse –
minus the 20 minutes of crying that usually follows obviously.
Great choice by Charles Smith – Sausage and peppers never fails.
9. My first ever surprise
pizza via Franz's Super
Sekrit Pizza society. It
came from motorino
accompanied with the
text "I ordered a side of
sauce for you in case
you are a saucy bitch".
Whoever you are pizza
elf, I love you.
10. Gyro meat, and the crust was made separately, so separation was easy. Utilized crusts
as breadsticks perfect for dipping in the garlic sauce.
My housemates asked why no one sends them pizzas at random. I told them that it was
because no one loves them. I then proceeded to tell them both that they could not have
any of this deliciousness.
11. I JUST GOT A GIGANTIC PIZZA WITH EVERYTHING ON IT (OTHER THAN
CRAP I DON'T LIKE! AND I GOT ROOT BEER! AND THE PIZZA IS CUT IN
CIRCLES! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO EAT IT, SO I'M GOING TO SLAM MY
HEAD INTO IT!
Memory Alpha: Day 2. Pizza
too strong, delicious. Need
human intervention.
12. having just woken up and gently groggy, I just got my first delivery
from the sekrit surprise pizza society that I am now eating for
breakfast!!! Thank you pizza dispatcher! (where's mah
coffee, bitch?!)
13. perfect timing for or little Archer get together last night, an awesome
HUGE pizza with sausage and black olives, two liters of Grape Soda and a
BILL FOR TWO DOLLARS!!!! Did we get swindled? What was that
about??? Lololol Anyway, SSPDS rocks my world, can't wait for the next
one!!!!!
14. Just received some heavy duty pizza at work. Problem is that since I
work at a gym, everyone is on a diet of sorts and treats the delicious
treasure like kryptonite. That just means more pizza for me then ;)
15. I JUST GOT AN UNBELIEVABLY CHEESY AND DELICIOUS PIZZA!
Wait... there's more: I ALSO GOT YUM YUMS FROM THE OTHER
ESSENTIAL FOOD GROUPS: WINGS, GARLICKY BREAD, and
SODA POP!
16. Random cheese pizza with
bread balls just showed up
right as I started to think
about food. Pure wizardry!
Pizza scenario turned out to be completely unrelated to SSPDS. My neighbor across the
street ordered a pizza, the driver came here and told me one of the neighbors sent him to
my place with a pizza, so I took it. About a half hour later, my neighbor shows up asking if I
got a pizza and why anyone would ever accept a pizza they didn't order, so I casually
explained that I'm part of a pizza of the month club and offered to pay for the pizza.
Fortunately the pizza place thought this was their fault, and gave both of us free pizza.
17. The Pizza Goddess (you know who you are) smiles down
upon me.
I had not eaten all day and I just took medication for my
cataracts and was gonna watch John Dies at the End when
*dingdong* doorbell rings and, like in a dream guy is there
with:
Porcini and Truffle oil Pizza, Pepperoni Pizza, Fried
Artichokes, Assorted Bruschetta
HOLY FUCK. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!
time to binge and purge!
18.
19. Pizza, wings and a large Pepsi delivered by a
very nervous pizza guy stuttering about why he
could not spell what was requested to be on the
pizza! Hahaha- RAD! Thanks gang. I love you!
20. First delivery! Just in time to celebrate
the Ravens victory
I tipped those mother fuckers $20 to
place the pepperoni in the shape of a
dick. They will now feel the dark side
of the sekrit pizza society
I called and yelled but started laughing
half way through my verbal abuse so I
don't think they think I'm serious. It's
hard to yell at someone for not
drawing a dick on a pizza- try it
sometime
21. Best part about a Sunday part time gig?
Secret meat lovers to the job, and from
mariellas to boot.
it was amazing, and even more
amazing was coming home to my
wife who was being nice and ordered
domino's not knowing i already had a
meat lovers in hand. Im a new
yawker and used to frown upon
dominoes- but in its own category of
food dominoes can be quite
delicious. needless to say i have a
freezer full of pizza now. I think im
going to save one slice from every
ssdps delivery over the next six
months and make a survivor-esc
snuff out the torches of my fallen
pizzas video. apologies for my
grammar- figure it out
22. I received the "SSPDS in your face!!!! What's your
current location???" while I was away from my phone. I
had a feeling that I was missing something and luckily
went to look. When I finally checked, after getting over
the excitement, I had only two minutes to respond
before the next name was picked.
I am currently in New Hampshire with a snowstorm. So
instead I sent the Sur-Pies to Morgan Spurlock, My
friend The Bear, and editors who are working late on the
One Direction movie and Mansome. 30 minutes later
they were feasting on this beautiful Hanger Steak,
Potato, Meatball, and Arugula masterpiece. Have not
heard if Spurlock was there to enjoy the pie but the
initial reports from the frontline were that "Shit was off
the Hook!". While I am jealous I did not get to feast, I'm
happy I was able to gift this pie to a good friend via my
Secret Pizza Friend and Club.
FYI - I'm way fucking jealous.
23. A Tale of Pizza to the Rescue: I rushed into my apartment on a New York Thursday evening to escape the
wind chill that felt like 1 degree Fahrenheit, according to local weather reports. Weary, hungry, and cold, I
checked my phone and noticed a dangling text. "Where are you this evening? #sekrits." I let out an audible
―woot woot!‖ that rang out across the Brooklyn borough. Less than 90 minutes later, a still night was
transformed into a full on pizza party-like-it's-2013, doughboy style. My man and I devoured our favorite
neighborhood-joint-pizza from Graziella laced with olives, spinach, sun dried tomatoes and homemade
mozzarella. Imagine crispy thin crust infused with air bubbles and the tang of fresh basil on the tongue.
Kapow!?$ We topped it off with the clink of a small glass of pinot. Now, off to bed with full tummy and a warm
heart. Big love to the pizza gods and goddesses!!!
24. Second Time's the Pepperoni: A tale of pizza and
permanence in an impermanent world. I just totally pulled
that title out of my ass. It has nothing to do with anything.
Except pizza. Specifically the "Evil Olive" pie that showed
up at my door literally minutes after I arrived home after
not being home for then entire year 2013. I was airplane
groggy. My room was dark because my roommate
decided to steal all my lightbulbs because he's a douche
burger. Then I got a check from a vendor who decided to
pay me one third of my invoice. I was just about ready to
yell something in Arabic and light a bottle of Drano on
fire... when the doorbell rang. I didn't order anything. I told
the guy. "I didn't order anything," I said. "Yes, you did." He
said. And I thought for a second that maybe I had. Maybe
he was playing one of those games with me where he tells
me I did when I didn't, but then I second guess myself. In
any case, I saw he was holding pizza and I was hungry.
So I let him up. "What did I order?" I asked him. He just
smiled evilly, handed me the pie and a bag with two
orange empinadas (???) and said, "Enjoy!" I was home
alone. The pie was big. I ate 4 slices and 2 empinadas. I
forgot my troubles, my name and I don't even know what
I'm doing right now. Where am I?
25. Let's just say it' been a tough week: filled with stress headaches, facing some fucked up
business realities, dog in the emergency hospital (my biz partner's, not mine)... and this
evening, while I was working on a silly little last minute client project (ahem), I got a
SSPDS text! I was so excited.. I felt all giddy like I was about to go on a first date... But
this is so much better than over the sweater boobie feel ups... this is a giant PIZZA!!
Much LOVE to the pizza gods and my special pizza elf tonight... you delivered just what
I needed. In this case, a Mediterranean Jalapeno spectacular from Tomato Pie! All hail
the pizza gods!! Sorry for all the exclamation points, I'm just that happy right now.
26. Boom! Godfather special delivery to the office late last
night!!! Still munching in thei or for breakfast! — at
Newport Academy.
27. Just received my first sekrit pizza delivery. Son
Mateo enjoying our loot. Yumm!
Olives, mushroom, and salami topping.
28. Dear baby Jesus. Thank you for
inventing dominos delivery
drivers and thank you for
sometimes making them high
school girls. Thank you for
pepperoni and cheese and
magic dipping sauce. And thanks
for the breadsticks- your the
mother fuckin shit, Jesus!
29. In Davos at 4am A friend and I tried to find pizza
here. Then Kate Gardiner texted me on it. Like
randomly. And had looked into it. (None open) but
it felt good that Kate knew I was in need for
pizza. Off to Zurich to find some :)
30. Cue awesomeness. My badass pizza elf
(Eleanor Nett) replies to a drooly comment I
left on an SSPDS post, requesting my
address. Address sent, drooling intensifies.
After an apparent pizza making delay from
the place due to "toner ink running low", I
get a call from the delivery guy - he's
downstairs.
EXCITEMENT!!
5 minutes later, I get another call from him,
telling me he's downstairs. WTF. I tell him
he's allowed to come up, as he has the
address and the doors to get in are open.
He seems confused.
Hunger/anger takes over - I run to the door, grab the pizza from him and, with a tiny delay to take
pictures I rip into the pizza, taunting my hungry boss who is just looking on stupefied.
Pizza was fucking delicious. It had everything delicious on it - artichokes, chicken, blue
cheese, caramelized onions, mushrooms and hopefully no semen from the delivery guy. That said, if
there was semen, that's the best semen I've ever tasted!
32. I have been chatting with Nicole Patrice
about attempting to send her a pizza in
Davos; she suggested I wait until her
return. This afternoon I had a text from
her, overdosed on chocolate: Do you want
a birthday pizza? The answer was
obvious. An hour later, thanks to the
magic of the internet, a Motorino
pizza, complete with smiling delivery man
AND tiramisu, arrived on my doorstep. I'm
devouring it as we speak.
33. I was hungover laying on my
floor in the middle of a mess
of laundry, avoiding cleaning
or feeding myself in favor of
admiring the perfection that is
Chris Hemsworth when I got
a sekrit text! The pizza with
garlic nots and
OMFGhangovercureMexican
CokeFTW arrived just as the
movie finished. Sunday truly
is sacred. Thanks SSPDS Elf!
34. The gods of pizza have been
good to me this month!! What
was slowly becoming a DOA
day at work, just got a shot of
ricotta covered adrenaline.
35. I was in the basement in our bands practice room on Thursday when somehow through a dead zone, a text
made it through to my phone. Yes, pizza! I excitedly shouted to my bandmates who had no idea what I was
talking about. I was excited to share the wealth with them, but two were sick and went home promptly after
practice. Their loss! I had the pizza deferred to a later time when there would be fair reception. Many hours
passed, or maybe 1.5, but my hunger grew, and just as we had given up hope that we would actually
receive anything since our neighborhood is pretty ghetto, deliciousness arrived! More delicious than
anything I could have imagined. Pepperoni, sausage, pepper and onion pizza with mozzarella sticks (ooh
nice touch!) and tomato bread. SOGOOD. Leftovers the next day were just as good. This was a good idea.
Thank you, former Street Wars stalker!
36. a benevolent pizza god spoke to me today...I had faithfully spread the word of pizza and was
being granted a wish...and I wished for pizza. nearby, the pizza pirates were called upon but
they did not believe (they will suffer pizza god's wrath later and not enjoy the delight that is
pizza heaven) ...finally I received a becking at the door...the temple of dominos had sent a
messenger of the great pizza lord and told me I was truely blessed...for he presented not
one, but two pizzas! as I ceremonially ate the body of our lord pizza I tasted the sweetness
of pineapple and red pepper, the spice of jalepeño, and the savory of canadian bacon...I
have reached enlightenment...
37. Yesterday I received a text asking if I was ready for some pizza! I spent
one second thinking about the pizza that I just ate for lunch then quickly
realized that was irrelevant and answered YES! Thank you sekrit pizza
Santa Claus - can't go wrong with classic pepperoni, especially when it's
the little kind that curls up on the sides, the grease cup.
38. Dear SSPDS, I never thought
it would happen to me. Free
pizza. Amazing. I received a
text asking for my location
while in the middle of a Dr
Sketchys life drawing session.
The Philly Cheesesteak
pizza from Rays made me
the most popular person
there. Thanks SSPDS!
Two thumbs up.
39. Something told me to wear my wonder woman bangles
for a reason. Some brave soul avoided a Pizza Smack
Down. Bless your heart. I love you #SSPDS Ginos of
Long Beach Rocks..... and you my secret Pizza Pal.
40. um sooo... booYA! I just got another pizza...
Lane Buschel delivered onto me an
Artichoke/Garlic with a side of cheesecake!
Getting a pizza sext about filling my holes is so
perfect timing after a completely disappointing
date with no action... mmmmmm
41. I'm a few days late in posting because Meleina
Mayhew's awesomeness put me in a weekend
coma. But not before I stuffed three balls and a
whole pie into my hole.
42. You guys will never believe me when I tell
you where I am! Pizza cooking class!
#sspds4life — at Stella Restaurant.
43. Dear SSPDS I know this story sounds unbelievable, but every bit is true. I was just relaxing
after a long day, I wasn't really looking for any action when it happened. She text me in that
sexy way of hers. She was demanding to know where I was. She was done with the back
and forth our relationship had become and she wanted to give it to me good. I too desired
closure and caved in to her demands, letting her know where I was. When the doorbell
rang, I knew it was her. She had sent a box of delicious in her place. Sausage, pepper and
prosciutto. I will have sweet dreams tonight and a full stomach thanks to Stacey Hunt.
46. Someone knows how to get a woman
excited.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh.
My. God. I can't even
comprehend what just
arrived. A white pizza, a
salad pizza, baked ziti with
eggplant, spaghetti with
pesto tomato
sauce, mozzarella
sticks, garlic knots,zeppolos
AND 4 liters of soda. Pizza
pimps4ever!!!!
47. I was walking out to go say hi to a friend this evening when a pizza-
carrying gentleman walked through the doorway.
"Is that for me?‖
"Yes, for you."
"Oh but I'm just off to..."
Giovanni, the
weeknight doorman
was standing there.
"Would you like a pizza, Giovanni?"
"A pizza? Of course. Goodnight, Kate!"
I asked
Thanks, #sekrit fairy, for boosting building morale in the West
Village this evening.
48. The bar has been set high. At approximately 1:43:34.02 PST, I was
blindsided by an "eXtreme gangbang" pizza bomb. I'm pretty sure
this thing isn't allowed within 500 feet of school property, but we all
enjoy living dangerously. Thank you, anonymous pizza elf
benefactor!
Breaded mushrooms. And, to be honest, it was the
perfect pizza I would have never thought to order
myself. Pepperoni + jalapeño, topped with (bone-in)
chicken wings and breaded 'shrooms. Pretty much
all of my favorite things, on a pizza. I was smitten.
49. Woke up out of a
drunk haze at 3:30
in the morning.
Delivery! Pictures
to follow when I
wake up. I think
there are tacos
and pancakes from
swisserland
Ok, so not
Pizza, but sent
from
Switzerland
and arrived at
my house at
3:30 in the
morning. Well
played Nicole
Patrice. Well
played.
50. I was shopping at White House black
market where my best friend works as I
needed some nice new dresses for my
national sales netting next week. as I'm
shimmying in and out of black dresses
like a snake I look at my phone. I was
super excited because an actual
Mormon from Salt Lake City Utah hit me
up for a pizza delivery!! an actual
Mormon !! so I had it delivered to the
store and the ladies really liked it. I used
to mot like Mormons but now I do. praise
Jesus
51. There was a rumor that pizza was headed
our way tonight but we didn't believe them
and ordered pad Thai. As the plates were
clearing a gentleman started banging on
the door downstairs. "I have something for
you." My friend Chris answers, "But we
just..." "Okay fine. Do I tip?" Up the stairs
he climbed, carrying one of the most
delicious-smelling pizzas I've come across
in months. Sausages and mushrooms and
olives and... Oh my. "Breakfast is here!"
Our pizza is cooling its jets in the fridge
until tomorrow morning when it will be
devoured, with coffee. — with Jamison
Monroe.
52. Had today's SSPDS forwarded onto my gal and her
colleagues/models at Forever 21. To say they were
surprised and thrilled would be an understatement!
Thanks Kate Gardiner! — at Thirst Agency.
53. exuberantly (protuberantly) awaiting sir richard
cockhard's pizza delivery... i hope it comes with
a side of dicks!!! (if only....)
Holy sh!t. Sir Richard
cockh@rd of the sekrit pizza
elves sent me this ridiculous
surprise! Meat Lasagna pie,
penne a la vodka pie and
grandma pie. With a side of
chocolate chip cannolis!
Everyone please come over
RIGHT NOW and help me eat
this. (My cats can only eat so
much.)
I AM ABOUT TO DIE! (with a
mouth full of cannoli dicks...).
see also: dream come true.
54. Ok so I have literally been pizza
gang banged this month. Pizza#3
has arrived with a side of garlic
bread, a cheesecake, and a
chocolate mousse cake!! Fuck
yeah! Thanks mysterious pizza
elf..!!
55. My pizza god from LA had white pizza with ricotta
and Parmesan cheese, drizzled with caramelized
onions on a sesame seed thin crust delivered to me
tonight. Accompanied with a 6-pack of Bud.
HmmmmMmmmmMmmmAhhhh. That's me
orgasming.
