2. I want to take SPSS / STATS / ANALYTICS TO
Every nook and corner of the world ,
I have a dream - Anonymous
3. (My dear Aqbeans - Whenever you get SPSS data from the client check the
status bar , The filter And Weight should be off, now it is on.
Yours Truly -----Umraao Jaan)
4. Every command of SPSS ends with a dot
(.)
(Bindiya in hindi)
Failing to do so , you will encounter an error which is very irritating !!!!!!!!!
It will give you sleepless night. This is what Jaya Bacchan is cautioning the SPSS
Users.
Sajan nindiya le legi Meri BINDIYA
Re hai hai teri BINDIYA re
5. In a Normal Distribution Curve 99.7% of the
data lies within 3 Standard Deviations
– CHI SQUARE KHAN
3 SD
9. According to Normal Distribution Curve –
When a joke is cracked
66.8% of the people in the population giggle
99.7% of the people in the population giggle / smile
The outliers laugh whole heartedly and unfortunately
they are in the minorty
Hey aditi hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde
tu zara
Nahi to bas
thoda thoda thoda thoda thoda muskura
10. Silsila yeh chahat ka naa maine bujhne diya
The determination of a self realized soul is like a steady
lamp
No flickering (negative / positive skew), i.e standard
deviation is zero and it is here the mean, mode and median
values are the same.
Only such souls are capable of seeing GOD in all human
beings , animals etc and can honestly say “TUJH MAI RAB
DIKHTA HAI”
