This document pays tribute to someone named Special K who is departing. It describes him through anecdotes as a legendary man with a magnetic personality who has experienced more than most and is interesting enough that police often question him just for fun. He is praised for living fully in the moment and having a charming personality that is protective vaccines were created for. Well-wishes are given to Special K as he departs, noting he will be missed by many.

1. Special K An ode to our departing friend

2. A man of many names… Kummi Special K The Kuminator

3. His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

4. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

5. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.

6. Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

7. He is…

8. Elliott: Welcome my friends. Let us pay tribute to a legend among men.

9. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

10. When life gives him lemons… he makes Champagne.

11. He is the life of parties he has never attended.

12. He once visited a Psychic…to warn her!

13. He is…

14. Julian: Special K. What will we do without you?.

15. He lives vicariously through himself.

16. He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.

17. His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.

18. People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.

19. He is…

20. Eliza: Did you see the size of those shoes? We’ll never fill those shoes.

21. One hour of conversation with him is equivalent to 16 years of college.

22. He’s won trophies for his game face alone.

23. His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

24. He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas..

25. He is…

26. Don: But seriously…

27. Speech !

28. When you realize how perfect everything is, you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky. - Buddha Good Luck Kumar ! We will miss you !