This document contains humorous "mathematical equations" and generalizations about relationships between men and women. Some of the equations suggest that a smart woman and smart man are well-suited for romance, while other combinations may lead to affairs, marriage, or pregnancy. The document also provides tongue-in-cheek tips for happiness and longevity in relationships, as well as observations about tendencies of men and women to change or argue in relationships. The conclusion encourages sharing the document with smart women and men who can appreciate the humor.

1. Smart Women
精明的女人

2. 浪漫数学
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
精明的男人＋精明的女人＝浪漫
Smart man + smart woman = romance
精明的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝私通
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
愚蠢的男人＋精明的女人＝婚姻
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
愚蠢的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝怀孕
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

3. 购物数学
SHOPPING MATH
男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元钱的东西
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
女人总是花一元钱买她不需要的价值两元钱的东西
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t
need.

4. 一般方程与统计 (I)
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心
A woman worries about the future until
she gets a husband.
男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.

5. 一般方程与统计 (II)
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
成功的男人标志是，挣的钱比他的妻子能
够花掉的还多
A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.
成功女人的标志是，她找到了这样一位丈
夫
A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.

6. 幸福
HAPPINESS
要想与一个男人幸福地相守，你必须对他
多一份理解少一份爱 To be happy with a
man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little.
要想与一个女人幸福地生活，你必须尽量
多爱她，而绝不要试图去理解她 To be
happy with a woman, you must love her a
lot and not try to understand her at all.

7. 长寿
LONGEVITY
结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿，但
是结婚的男人更多地想到去死
Married men live longer than single
men, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

8. 改变嗜好
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
女人嫁给一个男人，期望着他会发生改变
，但他并没有变化 A woman marries a
man expecting he will change, but he
doesn’t.
男人娶一个女人，期望着她不会变化，但
她却改变了。 A man marries a woman
expecting that she won’t change, and she
does.

9. 谈话技巧
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
女人在任何争论上都拥有最后的裁决权。
A woman has the last word in any
argument.
任何问题在男人提出来之后，就变成一场
新的争论。
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.

10. For you,
把这些话送给哪些需要乐一乐的精
明的女人和你认为可以应付这些问
题的男人。
SEND THIS TO A SMART
WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK
CAN HANDLE IT.