Rusty introduces himself and brags about his various accomplishments and skills, including graduating from IIT Kanpur and IIM Bangalore, being a banker, and being able to cook. He boasts that he is die-hard romantic and that women fawn over him. He makes inappropriate comments about mentoring students and comes on strongly to a romantic interest. Rusty invites others to his "shit show" and ends by referring to getting together with friends.

1. Introducing to you RUSTY
Hi, I am Ankit Rustagi
from
UUaassssssssss.
And I know that and
this…and almost
everything in the
world…
And I have done this and
that and this and that
and this and that too..

2. Gaaaavse hain kya…..Do you know
my market value???
IIT Kanpur!!
IIM Bangalore
Banker!!
Khana banana bhi aata
hai!!
US UK return!!

3. “I sing, I dance, I cook, I act and I am SUPER AWESOME !
I am a die hard ROMANTIC!! My wife will be very happiest person in the
world!!
Ladkiyan marti hai mujhpe!!!”

4. Yes I am a
bhukkad!!!

5. “Screw this – I can give a fucking ppt
in my Chaddi!!!!”

6. Advantages of Placecom:
 Mentor the hottest chicks…..
AND …
 I could “personally mentor” all the PGP2 and
now PGP1 girls
Mere Dil ki Dhadkan….

7. Meri pyaari chutku!
Tumhare dimple ki gehraiiii mei…
Tumhare baalon ki parchaiiiiii mei……
Doob jaane se IIMB jannat ho gaya!!!! <3 <3 <3

8. HUMAAAR DOSSTTTT LOG..!!

9. COME to my
“SHITTTTT SHOW”
at A base tonight at
23:59 hrs!!