100% mark vangiyallo mathi. Maximum 75% alla. Tintumon: Athe, njan 75% vangiyallo... Mash: Smart boy!

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3. 1
Ambalam
Tintumon: I love u…
girl: kaalil cherippu undu..
Tintu: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari
ponnolu……!!
Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!

4. 2
Kalyanam
Mintumol: “I love u”
Tintumon: “I love u too”
Mintumol: “Namukku kalyanam kazhikkam”
Tintumon: “Pakshe aru nammale kalyanam kazhikkum???”

5. 3
Wrong answer
Teacher: “If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the
answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?”
Tintumon: “Wrong answer”

6. 4
Why boys chase girls ?
Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase
cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan
illenkilum.
Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car
odikkanano ?

7. 5
Pathra vayna
Pathrathile vartha Tintu mon ingane vayichu: ”Ayyayo K V
sebastian Pottitherichu”
Achan: Manda !! nokki vayikku “110 KV substation
Pottitherichu enna”

8. 6
No freeze liquid
Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’
Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’

9. 7
Punishment
Tintumon:”Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo
teacher?”
Teacher:”Orikkalumilla.”
Tintumon:”Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!”

10. 8
Track suit
Tintumon was chasing a donkey. But he couldnt catch
that. After sometime he saw one zebra on the way.
Tintumon caught the zebra and told: “panni track suit
ittal njan nine pidikilla ennu karuthiyo?”

11. 9
Best husband
Three Malayali Couples in a Restaurant….
Couple 1 : Husband: “aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare….”
Couple 2 : Husband: “aa liver ingeduthe Karale………”
Upon hearing the above conversation, the third couple
started…….
Couple 3: dundu mol : kandille manushya, avarudeyokke
sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal!
Then,
Couple 3: Tintumon : aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!! :) ))

12. 10
Maths Proof
Exam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali

13. 11
Interview
malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon
qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru
abhimukham ezhuthuka
tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..
Njan: namasth teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru
abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu
Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.
Njan: shari teacher
kali tintumonnodo???

14. 12
Tharavattil Pirannavan
tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?
amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum
enganeya undayathu?
amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam
ellalle

15. 13
Cheetha koottukar
Oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu
bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..
tintu: ”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!!
aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu
vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. :) “

16. 14
Pootum Thakolum
Tintu mon in super market
tintu:Chetta kalikkudukka undo?
sales man:illa
tintu:ice cream undo?
sales man:illa
tintu:chocolate undo?
sales man:illa
tintu:pootum thakolum undo?
sales man:undu
tintu:enna shop pootti veettil poykkude

17. 15
Tajmahal
Teachr: “Bharya’yude ormakayi shajahan
‘TAJ MAHAL’ panithu”
.
.
.
Tintum0an: Alla, njan onnu chothichotte ,
iyaal ithra valiya maravikaaran aayirunno ?

18. 16
Complan
Kaattiloode nadannu pokunna Tintumon marathil
thoongi kidakkunna paampine kandappol paranjathu
enthu??
.
.
.
.
.
“Veruthe thoongi kidakkaathe mummy odu para
complan vaangitharaan!” ;)

19. 17
Convert
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam.
” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”
Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.

20. 18
Passive Voice
teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”
tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake”

21. 19
Poor models
FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintumon
FTV noki achanod
” acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?”
Achan: ” avar pavangalayath kondanu..
tintumon: ” ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod
parayanam acha please “

22. 20
History class
Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda
teacher
teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha
prarthiche?
tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu
munpu prarthinkanam ennu.

23. 21
Smart answer
Teacher asks !!!
children what do u wish to in future?
Vinod–I want to be doctor,
Deepa–I want to be a good mother.
Tintumon– want to help deepa.

24. 22
aaril anju
MATHS TEACHER: ”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?”
TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam
avalku swimming ariyilla…!!

25. 23
Tintumonte guest
Veettil virunnu vanna penkutti kulikkunnath olinju
nokkukayayirunna Tintumonod Amma: Enthada ee
kanikkunnath
Tintumon: Chee.. mindalle. Aval nammude soap
edukkunnundonnu nokkuvaa..
Tintumonoda kali..

26. 24
Fee
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees
Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum
venda.

27. 25
Interview
Actress: Tamililekkulla ente praveshanam
pettennayirunnu.
Tintumon: Athayirikkum vendathra thuni edukkan
pattathirunnath alle..!!!

28. 26
I love you
UKG’il padikkunna tintumonodu, LKG’il padikkunna
pappymol:”I LOVE YOU DA”
Tintu mon: “Pha dash mole, Mottennu viriyatha ninne
kittiyittu njan enthu cheyyana…”?

29. 27
Eduthal pongathathu
Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda
palliyilachan: “Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte
chundathu?”
Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho..
valichukondu pokunne!!”

30. 28
Tintumon & Kallan
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”

31. 29
Rome
Teacher: ‘When was Rome built?’
Tintumon: ‘At night, sir.’
Teacher: ‘Who told you that?’
Tintumon: ‘You did, sir. You once said that Rome was
not built in a day.’

32. 30
Rocket
Breaking news
Chandranil vellam matramalla
thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu thudangiya jeevikalum
ullatay kanunnu-NASA
Tintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil
veena karyam

33. 31
Bio practical exam
Tintumon attended bio practical exam.
.
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
.
Tintumon: I dont know.
.
Examiner: u fail.
.
Whats ur name ?
.
Tintumon: See my leg & tell.

34. 32
Exam barcode
Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil
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Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi
“Scratch gently to read the answer “

35. 33
Girlfriend
Duttumon: “My girlfriend is an angel”
Tintumon: “You are lucky aliya. Ente girlfriend ippozhum
jeevanode undu”

36. 34
Achanum thengum
Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya
tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil
rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.

37. 35
fibre content
Tuttumol: Arinjo? oru nalla diet-lu dharalam fibre
undakanam.
Tintumon: Athinentha thega thinnal pore .
Tuttumol: Thegayil high fibre content aano?
Tintumon: Pothikathe kazhichal mathi.

38. 36
thermodynamic law of romance
Tintumons thermodynamic law of romance:
“Luv can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can
only be changed from one girlfriend to another with
considerable loss of money”

39. 37
Geography
Teacher: “Tintumone.. ithavanayum ninakku geography-
kku motta poojyam aanu. Ne entha geography
padickathe ?”
Tintumon: “Achan parayarundu. Lokam anudhinam
marikondirikkukayanennu. Lokam onnu settle aayikkotte.
Ennittu padickam !”

40. 38
GIRL FRIEND
TINTU MON:eda enik avale marakkan pattunnilla
FRIEND:athrayku ishtamanenkil ninte veetil para
TINTU MON: Parayaam……..
U.K.G. result varatte

41. 39
Railway
Train nirthiyapol yathrakaran tintuvinod: ithetha
station…??
Tintumon windowilude purathek thalayitt nokiyitt:
Railway station aanenn thonunnu…!

42. 40
Mark
Mash: adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam.
Tintumon: njan 100% mark vangum.
Mash: thamaasha parayallee…
Tintumon: Nayinte mone, aara aadhyam thamaasha
paranjathu?

43. 41
Appopan
Tintumon: Apoppan endha urangukayano?
Amma: Alla mone apoppan marichu. Nammal kozhiye
okke kollumbol athu chaville?.. athu pole..
Tintumon: Appam Eppazha kari vekkunne!!

44. 42
Dineshan
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan

45. 43
Progress report
Tintumonte Achan: Ninte progress report evideyada ?
Tintumon: Athu njan Ramuvinu koduthu.
Achan: Athenthinada ?
Tintumon: Avanu avante achane pedippickana…

46. 44
Correction in Sentence
Tintumon: Can I go to the toilet?
English Teacher: Tintumon, MAY I go to the toilet?
Tintumon: But I asked first!

47. 45
Proposal
Innocent Proposal from tintumon(UKG-B) to Minimol(2-A)
Tintumon: i luv u…
Minimol: chi..poda,i’m elder than u
Tintumon: i’m madly luving u…
Minimol: poda…
Tintumon: chechi chechi pls…

48. 46
Census
Panchayathil ninnum kanakku edukkan vanna
udhyogasthan Tintumonte veetil ethi.
Udhyogasthan: Mone ee veetil Kakoos undo?
Tintu: Undallo..
Udhyogasthan: Sheri, Kinar undo ?
Tintu : Manassilayi!!..uncle vegam chennirunnolu..avide
pipe-um bucketum undu.

49. 47
Tintumon and His father
Tintumon thante puthiya toy bus’umayi :
“drrrr…pee pee pom..
Stop!
Ella thendikalum irangiko.
Eni kayaraanulla kazhuverikal kayaru.
Puvam rite..drrr..
Kayari nilkada pulle.
drrr..”
Ithu shradicha tintumonte achan sahikettapol bus edthu
maati.
5 mintolam tintumon karanjapol achan bus thirichu
kodthu..
Tintumon:
“drrr pee pee pom pom..drrr.. Stop..!
Vegam irangada pattikale,
allengil thanne oru naayintemon karanam 5 minute late
aayi..!!
Puvam rite. tin tin……!!

50. 48
Chenda
Tintumon:”Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo?”
Achan:”Venda, nee mattullavare upadravikkum.”
Tintumon:”Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje
chenda edukku..”

51. 49
Muthassi
Tintu: muthashi marichu leave venam
Teachar: ninte muthashi yalle 1 masam munp marichath
Tintu: muthachan veendum ketti !!

52. 50
With policeman
Tintu monum ,3 friendsum koodi cyclil Schoolil
powukayaaayirunnu…
Oru Police’kaaran Kaikaatti….
Tintu : “phah….pullee.. Ippol Thanne 3 Per Aayi…

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