The document appears to be a collection of jokes and humorous sayings in Hindi. In 3 sentences: The document contains several short jokes or sayings in Hindi on various topics like relationships, marriage, and everyday situations. Many of the jokes play on double meanings of words or phrases. The jokes range from mildly amusing to off-color in their humor. Overall the document serves to share some culturally-specific humor through brief Hindi sayings and one-liners.

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....
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Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Aur chillake bole.....
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per ... �
friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its
true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx
Khuda salamaat rakhe unko
jo humse nafrat karte hain
pyar na sahi, nafrat hi sahi
bhala kuch toe sirf humse karte hai..

2. Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
Aapke shaher ka mausam suhana lage,
Aapki ek shaam chura lun agar bura naa lage,
Aap chahe to bhula de humko,
Par aapko bhulane mein shayad hame zamana lage.
It's important to find a man who has money,
a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack.
It's also important that these 3 men should never meet.!
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske Dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun...
Phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga
Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
Ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
Kash is dil ke aawaz mein itna asar ho jaye,
hum apko yaad karein, aur aapko khabar ho jaye,
khuda se maangate hain ki aap jise bhi chaho,
woh zindagi ki raah mein apka humsafar ho jaye.
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chand taron ka noor aap par barse.
har koi aapki dosti ke liye tarse.
jindagi me aapko itni khushiya mile
ki aap thoda sa gam pane ko tars
What is a Marriage ??????
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the

3. triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try
to decide which one.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Marriage is grand and divorce is about 10 grand.
Socrates "Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
Obedient to mother
One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, "Now tell me, who has
been most obedient during last week and did everything mother asked?"
In one voice they all replied, "You, Daddy!"
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
are! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai .
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1. Too Many Questions.2. Difficult to
Understand.3. More Explanation is Needed.4. Results always FAIL!
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with women ?
Ans : Bcoz Breasts dont have eyes.
Height of Poverty
Q: Whats the height of Poverty :
A: A woman stiching her husbands torn condoms....
Kiss Karu
Man: Kiss karu?
Girl: Lipstick kharab hogi.
M: Boobs press karne de?
G: Tshirt kharab hogi.
M: Fuck karu?
G:Periods me hu.
M: Now dont say loose motions hai!
Kitna Mushkil hai

4. pehle hath me lo. fir sidha karo...
fir muh me lo... aur thook lagao...
aur andar gusao..
KITNA MUSHKIL HAI NA!
SUI MEIN DHAGA DALNA *
1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chhai bahar hai,
aja sajna tera intzar hai.
2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,
dil bekrar hai,
aja more sajna verna chautha tayyar hai.
__ Ji karta hai choom loo teri
potty me pade matar ke dane ko,
kambkhat kabhi to tere
labo se hokar gujra hoga......
Sex karo
Sex karo daily,
Agar wo mil jaye akeli,
agar na mile akeli to pakar lo us ki saheli,
agar na mile saheli to zindabad hatheli
lekin sex karo daily.
Wife n Mobile
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
1)We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still
searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

5. 2)I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE
READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU
ARE SMILING
3) All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love
that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
4) If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
5) When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks
dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
6) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
7) Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
8) Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
9) I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
10) Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
11) Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
12) First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
13) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
14) Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats
and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating
mayonnaise!
15) Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
16) Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
17) Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
18) Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE…
19) Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you
could just pluck them from your dreams......
20) My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
21) Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just
practice?
22) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
23) Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…
24) If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
25) Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
26) Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your
penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found!
Sorry..............
28) It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in

6. girl.
Tumhaara chehraa moti samaan ..
Tumhaara chehraa moti samaan...
Moti hamaar kutte ka naam
a - u r attractive
b - u r beautiful
c - u r caring
d - u r delicious
e - u r exciting
f - u r funny
g - u r gorgeous
h - u r heavenly
I - I m
J - Just
K - Kidding
Safed sari par tum laal bhindi lagti ho,
Khuda kasam bilkool ambulance nazar aati ho,
Farak yeh hai ki woh ghayal ko lekar jati hai,
Aur tum ghayal kar jati ho.
pyar me aakhe zuban hoti hai
sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai
pyar mein dard mile to kaisa ghabrana
suna hai dard se pyar jawan hoti hai
aapke dilmein kya hai bata dijiye
yu khamosh rehkar na satiye
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi !!
God gave u 2 legs to walk.
2 hands to hold.
2 ears to hear.
2 eyes to see.
But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably because He wants you to look for the other
Do you believe in love at first sight, or
do I have to walk by again?
about me
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent,
spontaneous, good-looking,
nice friends, charming, funny,
well...Enough about ME! How about you?

7. In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream
What is live ? Live is love.
What's love ? Love is kissing.
What's kissing ? Come here and I show you.
DOSTI KARO COLLEGE WALI SE,
PYAR KARO OFFICE WALI SE,
PROGRAMME KARO PADOS WALI SE,
ANKH LADAO SALI SE,
LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARWALI SE.
Girl Friend K Sath Kamre k Andar,
Table k uper, Batti k Niche,
De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
Stupid I Am Playing Table Tennis
Boyfriends are like panipuri,
Tastes good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS,
Hot & spicy,eaten frquently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE,
eaten whn there is no choice
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

8. A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.