1. Ooh look fancy
r easons w I can’t have
hy
ni ce t hi ngs
By footprints-wash3d-away
Falcor you a fine luck dragon too bad I can’t have you
do you want
to get posh
because this
is getting
posh

2. my friends will steal it and drag it to
Don’t laugh at my
hell Tswizzle it was a dirty
phase
here is a cool collage of
Ruined liquid of the
a few things I have gods ova here
liked over the years
that my friends have
copied from me and
blown obnoxiously
out of
proportion/pretended
to like
Remember that one time the Jonas Brothers tried to be Fall Out Boy
it’s the same deal

3. oh shit i will be horrible at it
no matter what i do or
where i go, i am sure
to be horrendous at
anything i come into singing is a big n o
contact with
that’ll be
a
negatory
nope

4. letting other people down jesus
fucking christ
letting your friends and parents
down is the worst thing ever
and I know this bc I do it all
the time okay not fun.
everyone has such high
expectations for me because mom how THE FUCK do you
apparently im smart or some expect me to get perfect
grades like this slut over
here
shit like that???? mom
no
i have a blog to run mom this is not okay

5. ugh letting yourself down
Letting yourself down is
also the worst but not
as bad as lettign other
people down because Jfc where is google
images getting all
lets be honest here I these pictures of
me
am a complete and
utter piece of poo
This is what the tenth doctor aka david tennant does
when he sees me btw he is another thing my friends
have used annoyingly upon being introduced to him

6. my ultimate conclusion
so to summarize i am bad at just about
everything and let just about
everyone down in my attmpts to be
something. then, as if my luck could
not get any worse, a friend either
steals it and pretends its ‘their thing’
or copies it and is way better than
you.
so in my various trials i
have concluded that it
would be safer to
not
even
try

7. Thank
i was going to cite my sources like the good law
abiding person that i am but then i realised i
really only used google images so yeah
stay in
school
kids