The flowchart provides steps for resolving a problem that begins with determining if the individual messed with the item in question. If they did, they next assess if it will blow up in their hands or if others know what they did. Depending on the answers, the options are to hide it, blame someone else, or accept they are in trouble. If they did not mess with the item, they check if it is working and the problem is resolved.

1. Flowchart For Problem Resolution Don’t Mess With It! YES NO YES YOU IDIOT! NO Will it Blow Up In Your Hands? NO Look The Other Way Anyone Else Knows? You’re F*@~#D! YES YES NO Hide It Can You Blame Someone Else? NO NO PROBLEM! Yes Is It Working? Did You Mess With It?