A man and woman discuss whether they can be friends after breaking up romantically. The man argues that all male-female friendships are doomed because men always want to have sex with women they find attractive. He believes this "sex thing" would get in the way of their friendship. The woman disagrees and gives examples of male friends who are just friends. They ultimately decide they cannot be friends since the man will always view her as a potential romantic partner.

1. “We’re just going to be friends, ok?”“Great! Friends, best thing.”

4. “You realize of course that we could never be friends.”“Why not?”

5. “What I’m saying is – and this is not a come-on in an way, shape, or form – is that men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.”

6. “That’s not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.”“No you don’t.”“Yes I do.”“No you don’t.”“Yes I do.”“You only think you do.”

7. “You’re saying I’m having sex with these men without my knowledge?”“No, what I’m saying is they all want to have sex with you.”“They do not.”“Do too.”“They do not.”“Do too.”“How do you know?”

8. “Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.”

9. “So you’re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.”

10. “No, you pretty much want to nail’em too.”

12. “Well what if they don’t want to have sex with you?”

13. “Doesn’t matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.”

14. “Well, I guess we’re not going to be friends then.”“Guess not.”“That’s too bad. You were the only person that I knew in Strangetown.”