This tabloid article summarizes rumors and gossip about local businesses and individuals on Tatooine: 1) It alleges that the owner of a local fried food business called TFC uses questionable meat sources and unsanitary cooking conditions in his small kitchen. 2) It reports a violent encounter the author had with two apparently unstable Zabrak individuals in Mos Carova who shot at and tried to push the author off a pathway. 3) It invites readers to submit questions and comments to the tabloid's "Ask Orri" and "You're Say" sections, directing them to an OOC page for real submissions.

1. [[OOC Disclaimer: A lot of this information isn’t ICly/OOCly true, thus it is a tabloid do not rely on this information as solid fact. For more reliable information on IC events, please see starsidergalaxy.com. All characters involved have given OOC permission to be on this tabloid and be lied about. ]] O.N Orri's News Bi-Monthly O.N! Just 4cr! T.F.C Truth! I find out the truth about the cooking styles of Beedareebil, Squibbian Owner of TFC. [[Jan ’09]] You’re problems, Solved! Ask Orri! 3D art not by me Real life stories ‘ The wookiee attacked my kids!’ One sentient tells her story about how her Wookiee husband turned on her family. Ianet Darkshadow Clownophobic, alcoholic with a dash of spice! Is Mos Eisley safe? [[Click next for contents page or click on a picture for the story]]

2. O.N Orri's News Bi-Monthly Contents Articles Extra Bits Regulars [[Click on the button next to the page name to go to it. Click here for OOC information]] OOC Real life Ask Orri You’re Say Ianet Darkshadow Secret Agent Uncovered!? TFC Truth When Zabraks Attack

3. The truth Beedareebil, squib owner and manager of TFC, tatooinan fried chuba. TFC is a reasonably well known catering business, soon to become a franchise. But is it all as good quality meat as it seems? I find out! When you visit TFC, you’ll most likely be told by either Dewis, (one of Beed’s employee’s) or Beedareebil that the meat and food served is high quality, But maybe that’s too good to be true? Recently, Beedareebil’s alleged girlfriend, Rebajebaillita Gigi, died. Although, it is not clear how she died. Most will agree that she was executed by order of the Empire, but there is another story. It is thought that Beedareebil himself killed Gigi, and burnt her to death in the TFC fryer! Possible reasons were that Beedareebil thought Squib may have made an interesting new burger. There seemed to be no arguments between the two…although the full story is unknown. Perhaps Gigi isn’t the only meat in the burgers, maybe it’s all Tatooinan Fried Sentients! As for the enviroment the ‘food’ cooks in, the kitchen is tiny, and with there being no door, bugs come in by the millions! Perhaps it’s the remains of squished bug’s that make up the sauce. But do I really want to go into details? Clearly not! Let’s just hope TFC is crushed by a Bantha or something falls on it.

4. When Zabraks attack! Passing through Mos Carova in my speeder on my way to Mos Espa, I was stopped by what seemed as the most foulest pair of thugs in all of Tatooine. Separated at birth? Possibly having taken a large amount of spice, or being insane or mentally ill already, the Zabrak’s attack was one I was lucky to escape alive! While passing through Mos Carova, I simply stopped to ask the two Zabraks if they had any stories I could put in the O.N, I asked with pure kindness, as always. I was completely horrified when one of the Zabraks shot at my feet! I was at this point on the pathway to the Carova Cantina, a fair height from the ground. The second Zabrak decided to then push me from the pathway, luckily I was uninjured when I landed on sand, but I simply cannot believe how brutal Tatooine is these days!

5. Ask Orri! You're Say [[To submit real IC Questions/You’re Say’s, see the OOC page via the link on the contents page]] [[To submit real IC Questions/You’re Say’s, see the OOC page via the link on the contents page]]

6. OOC INFORMATION