1. OFFICE LYF and DINNER DATE
BY LIAM WORRALL
LIAM WORRALL
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2. INT. TYPICAL OFFICE - DAY
DAN, CHARLIE and ROSS are talking in the office about the new
trainee Danny that they will be meeting any minute.
Charlie is a cool ladies man in a black and white suit the
blue suede shoes.
Ross is a homosexual and loves to be women's gay best friend,
he is wearing a bright pink suit with pink shoes with a pretty
bow.
Dan is a middle aged stoner always coming to the office baked,
he is wearing a hand-me-down suit with his top buttons undone
and his tie not tied properly.
CHARLIE
What do you think he will
be like?
ROSS
I hope he's good! Omg I
hope he is hot too.
CHARLIE
Dan what do you think? Dan,
Dan? Oh there you are.
Dan walks back into the room with a small cloud of smoke
following him, his eyes are red and his pupils are as wide as
they can go.
ROSS
Holy shit Dan what are you
doing?! You can't get high
at the office!
DAN
Oh chill man chill, it's
all good.
CHARLIE
Oh my God it fucking stinks
in here, Dan you mong! Shit
someone get the Febreeze.
Ross then grabs the Febreeze from the cupboard and starts to
spray it around. The BOSS walks in with the new trainee DANNY
but there is a big surprise for Charlie, Ross and Dan.
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3. Danny, is a woman who joins the office as a new trainee. She
is a tall blonde with a short dress on which is too small, she
is also wearing glasses and has a pony tail.
The Boss is a small chubby middle aged man that is wearing a
casual suit and size 4 shoes.
THE BOSS
Everybody this is Danny the new
trainee. Make her feel at home
and welcome. Mmmm it smells so
fresh in here, is that Febreeze?
Ross, Charlie and Dan are left really surprised
DANNY
Hey boys.
Dan and Charlie are struggling to get words out whilst Ross
goes to speak to Danny.
ROSS
Hey I'm Ross and btw gurl you are smokin
hot! These boys will be on you like me on
pink.
DANNY
Hi, thanks hun! really?
ROSS -
No problem gurl! ye, anyway I'm your gay
best friend from now on ok?
DANNY
Erm that would be great.
Dan goes into greet her first but Charlie swoops in front of
him and turns on the charm.
CHARLIE
Hello I'm Charlie and
welcome to the office.
DANNY
Hello I'm Danny, thank you.
CHARLIE
Would you like a tea or
coffee?
DANNY
Yes please, erm tea thanks.
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4. Charlie leaves the room followed my Ross to make the cup of
tea for Danny and this leaves Dan to talk to Danny.
DAN
Hey, you know what would
look good on you? Me!
DANNY
Nice pick up line there
stud.
Dan
Sorry I'm just a bit....
DANNY
Stoned, ye I know. You got
any of that shit left?
DAN
Erm ye why?
DANNY
Thank god! What do you
think?! Let's go get baked!
DAN
Oh ye of course.
Ross and Charlie come in with the tea to find an empty room,
they don't know where Dan and Danny are. They look around and
open the back door, the room is full of smoke and it stank.
Once the smoke clears they see Dan and Danny.
ROSS and CHARLIE
Oh my god!
ROSS
What are you doing?
DANNY
Chill man chill, join us.
Ross and Charlie look at each other and shrug their shoulders.
INT. storage room in the office
They are all sat in a circle passing round a bong, then the
boss walks in.
They all look at him in fear.
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5. BOSS
Where was my invite?
They all sit down laughing and pass the bong to the boss.
Fade out.
Fade in.

6. DINNER DATE
BY LIAM WORRALL
LIAM WORRALL
07123456789
01925 123456
hello@hotmail.co.uk

7. INT. - RESTAURANT, NIGHT
WAYNE and RUTH are meeting up at a fancy restaurant at 7,
Wayne is there on time and is waiting. The Waiter gets Wayne a
drink whilst he is waiting.
Wayne is a tall handsome young man who is very sporty, a
peoples person and everybody he knows loves him. He is
wearing his most expensive suit and is preparing for the night
ahead as he needs to have a serious chat with Ruth.
Ruth is a good looking young woman and is always up for a
laugh and a party, she has got Wayne whipped and he does
whatever she says.
WAYNE -
Hi Ruth, how are you?
RUTH -
Sorry I'm late, I had to
stay later at the office
and yes I'm fine thanks
you?
WAYNE -
Ok no problem, I'm good now
you're here. Plus they have
free refills here so I have
had a few drink whilst I
have been waiting.
RUTH -
Oh well get me one would
you?
Wayne calls the Waiter over to get her some of their finest
champagne. Then he reaches in to his pocket and takes out a
little royal blue box with a 14 carat gold ring in it, he is
so nervous he does not know when to pop the big question.
RUTH -
I am so glad you booked
this table as I have to
speak to you about our
relationship.
WAYNE -
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8. Ok I wanted to ask you
something too but you go
first.
RUTH -
Well you know we have been
in a relationship for a
couple of years now.
At this point Wayne thinks she has the same idea as him.
WAYNE -
(nods)
RUTH -
well and erm well.......erm
relationships must evolve
or change over long periods
of time, right?
WAYNE -
Well yes definitely, yes.
RUTH -
(Sighs with relief) ok
great let's say what we
want to say to each other
at the same time.
3,2,1........
Wayne reaches quickly into his pocket and grabs the ring in
the 3 seconds he has to get ready to ask her to marry him. As
Ruth prepares for what she wants to say to Wayne. Then they
both say to each other -
WAYNE - RUTH -
Will you marry me? Lets just be friends
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