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yourself(ormaybejustlearnwhatit’slikefromthe
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T H I S W E E K E N D ’ S B E S T B E T S
Today
“A Storybook Christmas”
Christmasparade,6to8p.m.,route
beginsonLStreetat22ndStreet.
Websitewww.bakersfieldchrist-
masparade.orgor327-5019.
Friday
Chez Noel 2005
Threehomeswillbeopenforself-
guidedtours, presentedbythe
AssistanceLeagueofBakersfield;
10a.m.to4p.m.FridayandSatur-
day;boutiquevendorsopen9:30
a.m.to4p.m.atSt.Paul’sEpiscopal
Church,221617thSt.$30.Tickets
availableatBargainBox,Beladagio,
Olcutt’s,Russo’sBooksinEastHills
MallandSugardaddy’s.Proceeds
benefitOperationSchoolBell,
OperationOpportunityandOpera-
tionHugs.861-9223.
Shop Around the World
Holidayshoppingjourneyfeaturing
internationalfoodandbeverage
tasting,giftraffle,localmerchants
andmore,4to9p.m.Friday;10a.m.
to4p.m.Saturday,KernCounty
Museum,3801ChesterAve.$20;$15
membersforFriday;$15;$10mem-
bersforSaturday.852-5000.
Christmas comedies
RoyalAssociationofThespians,
offensivecomedy,twoshows,“I
KnowWhatYouDidLastChrist-
mas,”and“TheSampler”sketch
comedy,10:30p.m.FridayandSat-
urday,TheEmptySpace,706Oak
St.Adultsonly.327-PLAY.
‘Travelers and Magicians’
FLICSInternationalCinemaSoci-
ety,presents“TravellersandMagi-
cians”7:30p.m.atBakersfieldFox
Theater,2001HSt.$4.Website
www.flics.orgorcall325-4815.
Rockabilly Roadhouse
LeeRocker,CactiWidders,
Wolftones,8:30p.m.atFishlipsBar
&Grill,151718thSt.$20.324-2557.
Saturday
Toy drive concert
Vinny’ssecondannualToysforTots
ToyDrive,withmusicbyThe
Rumor,HitByASemi,TheFilthies,
andThePoliticians,9:30p.m.Fri-
day;OutofRoom,VanityAvenue,
andAnotherYear,9:30p.m.at
Vinny’sBar,2700S.UnionAve.
Bringonenewunwrappedtoyora
$5donation.835-7444.
Beauty pageant
2006Teen,Miss&Mrs.Bakersfield
Pageant,Scholarship,prizes,pro-
fessionaltrainingandmore,prelim-
inarytotheCaliforniaInternational
Pageant atBakersfieldHigh
School,HarveyAuditorium,1241G
St.664-6038.
Comic book & gaming
show
21stStockdaleHighComicBook&
GamingShow,featuringJimDuriga
apublished“StarTrek”authorfrom
Bakersfield,costumecontest,comic
books,toys,“StarWars,”gaming
cards,“Pokémon,”“Yu-Gi-Oh!”and
more,9a.m.to4p.m.atStockdale
HighSchool,cafeteria,2800Buena
VistaRoad.$3;$1offifdressedfor
costumecontest.654-0903.
Sunday
Christmas concert
CommunityConcertBandChrist-
masConcert,3p.m.atCSUB,Doré
Theatre,9001StockdaleHighway.
$10;$6students/seniors.654-6007.
Christmas concert
GoldenEmpireHotJazzSociety,a
dancewithmusicbytheSouthside
ChicagoSeven,1to5p.m.atThe
HillHouse,700TruxtunAve.$10
non-members.323-8547.
Eye
spy
The top 10
The top 10 signs you had a bad Thanksgiving, accord-
ing to the “Late Show with David Letterman”
10. Ran out of booze by 11 a.m.
9. Most frequently used word at
dinner: Heimlich
8. Meal was leftovers from last
Thanksgiving
7. Thanks to new electric knife,
kids fought over wishbone and your
severed thumb
6. “Turkey” was wearing a dog collar
5. Spent day in Times Square wait-
ing for the giant turkey to drop
4. Woke up from tryptophan-
induced sleep naked in driveway
3. When dinner came out, so did
your son
2. Laura and the twins lock you out
1. Turkey dinner was only breast
you’ve touched all year
THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAN • Thursday, December 1, 2005
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Makeadate
■Wanttoknowwheretogo,what
todoandwhentobethere?Check
outEyeStreet’sMonthAheadcal-
endarforDecember.
UpComing
FRIDAY
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CALIFORNIAN FILE PHOTO
A selection of ornaments can be seen at Dave and Linda
Cates’ home, one of this year’s Chez Noel showcase homes.
go!
How to reach us
Mail calendar submissions to
Eye Calendar, The Bakersfield
Californian, P.O. Bin 440,
Bakersfield, CA 93302, fax to
395-7519, or send e-mail to
calendars@bakersfield.com.
For details, contact Sheryl Truitt
at 395-7520 or
struitt@bakersfield.com. To submit
story ideas, contact Asst. Lifestyles
editor Colleen Jiron at 395-7434.
Boxoffice
Dec. 6
GaryAllan&PatGreen
Presented by the Bud Light
Concert Series, 8 p.m. Tuesday,
Bakersfield Fox Theater, 2001 H
St. $25-$47. Web site www.valli-
tix.com or call 322-5200.
Dec. 14
TrickPony
7 p.m. Wednesday, Buck
Owens Crystal Palace, 2800 Buck
Owens Blvd. $10. Web site
www.vallitix.com or call 322-5200.
Dec. 16
KottonmouthKings
Montgomery World Plaza,
3201 F St. $18-$20. Web site
www.timgardeapresents.com or
call 321-9400.
Dec. 20
SublimeRemembered
7:30p.m.Tuesday,ClubExtreme,
213E.18thSt.$16.Website
www.vallitix.comorcall322-5200.
Jan. 6
ElvinBishop
No Stinkin’ Service Charge
Blues Series, 6 p.m. Friday,
DoubleTree Hotel Ballroom, 3100
Camino Del Rio Court. Reserved
$20-$25. 831-3100.
Jan. 13
TheBastardSons
ofJohnnyCash
8:30 p.m. Friday, Fishlips Bar &
Grill, 1517 18th St. $20. 324-2557.
Jan. 14
CarlosMencia
8 p.m. Saturday, Bakersfield
Fox Theater, 2001 H St. Web site
www.vallitix.com or call 322-5200.
Feb. 9
Chicago
8:15 p.m. Thursday,
Bakersfield Fox Theater, 2001 H
St. $40.25-$65.25. Web site
www.vallitix.com or call 322-5200.
COMING TO TOWN
The
Californian
Insider
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
“Ofalltyrannies,
atyrannysincere-
lyexercisedfor
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victimsmaybe
themost
oppressive.”
— Author
C.S. Lewis
Boxitup
■ Eachyearthemusic
industrygenerates
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setsfortheholidays.
USA Today’smusiccrit-
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enjoyablepackagesof
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TODAY’S EYE
Best Bets . . . . . . . .2
Red Meat . . . . . . . .2
Weekend Calendar .3
Arts Alive . . . . . . . . .3
Dining Out . . . . . . . .5
People in the News 7
The Drop . . . . . . . . .8
Video Games . . . . .9
TV programming . .19
Advice, comics . . .20
Cover photo:
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SPECIAL TO THE CALIFORNIAN
Christina Sosa comes
down with her tandem
instructor, Dave Bryan.
Cover design:
Billy Simkins
INDEX
Thursday
December1,2005 E3THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAN
ConcertsRockabilly Roadhouse,
withLeeRocker,CactiWid-
ders,Wolftones,8:30p.m.
Friday,FishlipsBar&Grill,
151718thSt.$20.324-2557.
Clubs,
restaurants
ACOUSTIC
Xander’s Grill,141919th
St.;JoelJacob,7to10p.m.
todayandFriday.
BLUES
Fishlips Bar & Grill,1517
18thSt.,324-2557;LAJones
&TheBluesMessengers,9
p.m.Saturday.
Stars Jazz Club,1931
ChesterAve.,325-6100:
MikeMontanoBand,10
p.m.Saturday.Free.
CLASSIC ROCK
Bellvedere Cocktail
Lounge,3090Brundage
Lane,325-2139;Divided
Highway,9p.m.Fridayand
Saturday.
Schweitzer’s Pit Stop,
10807RosedaleHighway,
587-8888;ReallyBig
Midgets,8p.m.Fridayand
Saturday.
Sandrini's, 1918EyeSt.,
322-8900;TheBeagles,10
p.m.FridayandSaturday.
COUNTRY/
COUNTRY ROCK
Arlie’s Club,5430Lake
IsabellaBlvd.,(760)379-
8144;TedMartinandMid-
nightRodeo,9p.m.Friday
andSaturday;4p.m.Sun-
day.LakeIsabella.
Crystal Palace,2800Buck
OwensBlvd.,328-7560;
BuckOwensandthe
Buckaroos,7:30p.m.Friday
andSaturday.
Ethel’s Old Corral Cafe,
4310AlfredHarrellHigh-
way,873-7613;Moosehead,
7to11p.m.Friday;Country
George,3to7p.m.Sunday.
Trouts,805N.Chester
Ave.,399-6700;Bobby
DurhamandtheTexPistols,
8:30p.m.FridayandSatur-
day;7:30p.m.Sunday.
Tejon Club, 117ElTejon
Ave.,392-1747;Justin
McWilliams&Nightlife,6to
10p.m.Sunday.
COVER SONGS
Valentien Restaurant &
Wine Bar,3310Truxtun
Ave.,Suite160,864-0397;
KeithBarbour,6to9p.m.
TuesdaythroughSaturday.
HARD
ROCK/METAL
Vinny’s Bar & Grill,2700
S.UnionAve.,835-7444;Out
ofRoom,VanityAvenue,
andAnotherYear,9:30p.m.
Saturday.
JAZZ
The Bistro,5105California
Ave.,323-3905;JohnnyBlue,
6to8p.m.Friday;Richie
Perez,7to10p.m.Saturday;
10a.m.to1p.m.Sunday
brunch.
The Garden Spot,3320
TruxtunAve.,323-3236;
RichiePerez,6to8p.m.Fri-
day.
OLDIES
KC Steakhouse,2515F
St.,322-9910;JimmyGains
&BobbyO,6:30p.m.today
throughSaturday.
Cafe Med,4809Stockdale
Highway,834-4433;The
CafeMedBand,9:30p.m.
FridayandSaturday.
OLD SCHOOL/FUNK
The Jungle Cafe,700
TruxtunAve.,327-3737;
Rock-A-Mole,9p.m.Friday
andSaturday.
PUNK
Vinny’s Bar & Grill,2700
S.UnionAve.,835-7444;The
Rumor,HitByASemi,The
Filthies,andThePoliti-
cians,9:30p.m.Friday.
Theater“Miracle On 34th
Street,”8p.m.today
throughSaturday;2p.m.
Sunday,SpotlightTheatre,
162219thSt.$15advance;
$18dayof.Website
www.spotlighttheatreand-
cafe.comorcall634-0692.
“A Christmas Carol,”8
p.m.Friday;2and8p.m.
Saturday;4p.m.Sunday,
GaslightMelodramaThe-
atre&MusicHall,12748
JomaniDrive.587-3377.
“Hurry Up, Santa,”direct-
edbyBobKempf,8p.m.Fri-
dayandSaturday;4p.m.
Sunday,TheEmptySpace,
706OakSt.$10adults;$5
students.327-PLAY.
Royal Association of
Thespians,offensivecom-
edy,twoshows“IKnow
WhatYouDidLastChrist-
mas,”and“TheSampler”
sketchcomedy,10:30p.m.
FridayandSaturday,The
EmptySpace,706OakSt.
Adultsonly.327-PLAY.
“A Merry Christmas At
Stars,”8p.m.Saturday;2
p.m.Sunday,StarsTheatre
Restaurant,1931Chester
Ave.325-6100.
Auditionsfor“FiveWomen
WearingtheSameDress,”1
to5p.m.Saturday;7to10
p.m.Monday,Bakersfield
CommunityTheatre,2400
S.ChesterAve.444-2735.
Major League Improv,
improvisationalcomedy
show,appropriateforfami-
lies,6p.m.Saturday,Spot-
lightTheatre,162219thSt.
$6to$8.634-0692.
ArtArt exhibit,withPaulBux-
man,“ValleyVisions,”
throughJan.3,ArtsCouncil
ofKernGallery,2000KSt.,
Suite110.Open9a.m.to5
p.m.TuesdaythroughFri-
day.324-9000.
Art exhibits,Meredith
BrooksAbbott,PabloPicas-
so,FrancesandJimPyles,
BakersfieldMuseumofArt,
1930RSt.Website
www.bmoa.orgorcall323-
7219.
Kathy Miller,watercol-
orist,featuredartistthrough
December,BakersfieldArt
Association,GalleryofArt,
EastHillsMall,3000Mall
ViewRoad.872-2806.
Painting and Digital
Media Methodologies,by
JillThayer,showcasing
interpretivenarrative
piecesproducedintheArt
DepartmentatClaremont
GraduateUniversity,exhibit
ongoingthroughDec.3,Jill
ThayerGalleriesattheFox,
170020thSt.Galleryhours,
1to4p.m.Thursdaysand
Fridaysorbyappointment.
Website
www.jillthayer.comorcall
328-9880.
T H I S W E E K E N D ’ S E V E N T S
CALIFORNIAN FILE PHOTO
Buck Owens performs at the Crystal Palace
with the Buckaroos on Friday and Saturday.
Please turn to
EVENTS / E4
-NOWPLAYING-
The only movie opening this weekend
in Bakersfield is “Aeon Flux,” starring
Charlize Theron as a futuristic assassin.
When a big-budget film starring an Acade-
my Award-winning actress opens during
the prestigious holiday season, one
would expect its studio to do everything
to trumpet its arrival in theaters — and it
has. However, there have been no
advance screenings for critics. Typically,
when that happens, the studio is predict-
ing a dud. An expensive one, in this case.
No ‘Flux’ for critics
In
Friday’s
Movies
& More
Twoaudienceparticipation
musicaleventscomingupwithin
thenextfewdaysareapleasant
waytowelcometheholidayseason
withoutstrainingthefamilybudget.
Leadingoffat3p.m.onSunday
attheDoréTheatrewillbeCal
StateBakersfield’sCommunity
ConcertBand,underthedirection
ofPatriciaChildress,CSUBprofes-
sorofinstrumentalmusic.
Childress,anenthusiasticcon-
ductorwhoinearlierconcertshas
shownhoweasilyshedevelopsa
rapportwithheraudience,said
Sunday’sprogramwillinclude
manytraditionalChristmascarols.
Sheencouragesthoseattendingto
bepreparedtosingalong.
Admissionis$10foradults;$6,
studentsandseniors.Formore
information,call664-2136.
Then,at7p.m.onMondayatthe
FoxTheater,theBakersfieldCol-
legeinstrumentaldepartmentwill
present“ChristmasinKern.”
RobbyMartinez,director,said
theevening’sspecialguestwillbe
AlanPaul,aneight-timeGrammy
winnerandmemberoftheManhat-
tanTransfervocalgroup.
“AlanandIareoldfriends,” Mar-
tinezsaid.“AndwhenIcalledhim
toaskhimtocomehesaid,‘CanI
bringmychoirtoo?’AndIsaid,
sure.”
Asaresult,theLakeShrinetem-
pleSingersofLosAngeleswillbe
partoftheprogram,alongwiththe
75-memberHolidayFestival
Orchestra,whichismadeupofthe
BCwindensembleandtheBC
CommunityOrchestra.
Martinezdescribestheeventasa
varietyconcertfortheentirefamily
tocelebratetheholidayspirit.He
saiditwillfeaturecheerful,dramat-
icandsometimeshumorous,pre-
sentations.
Alsoscheduledtoappeararethe
DelanoHighSchoolPlatinum
Choir,Channel17NewsToysters,
PanoramaSteelDrumBandand
theBakersfieldCommunityDeaf
Choir.
Theprogramwillincludemusic
byFranzSchubert,LeroyAnder-
son,theMannheimSteamroller,
JohnWilliams,MelTorme,Danny
Elfmanandothers.
Proceedswillbeusedtohelp
fundneedsoftheBCinstrumental
musicdepartmentaswellasstu-
dentscholarships.
Ticketsare$5foradults;$3,stu-
dentsandseniors;freeformem-
bersofthemilitaryinuniformand
childrenage12oryounger.Tickets
areavailablenowattheBCticket
office,395-4326;FoxTheater,324-
1369;andWorldRecords,831-3100.
Tehachapi arts fair
Artworksandhandmadecrafts
willbeonsaleatTehachapiArt
Center’s“ChristmasPeddlers’
Faire.”Itwillbeopenfrom10a.m.
to5p.m.,FridaythroughSundayat
196S.MojaveSt.inTehachapi.
MelWhite,owner,saidthefair
willtakeplaceoutdoors.Insidethe
centervisitorscanviewthis
month’sgalleryexhibit.Theshow,
shesaid,“isaneclecticcollectionof
thebestworkfromthebestartists
intown.”ItwillbeupthroughDec.
24.Fordetails,call822-6794.
Wildlife art exhibit
Paintingsbyinternationally
knownwildlifeartistPattiAbbot
WilsonareondisplayatRusso’s
BooksatTheMarketplacenow
throughDec.31.
Wilson,aBakersfieldnativewho
livesintheRioBravoarea,often
depictsbirdsandanimalscommon
tohersurroundings.Forexample,
oneoilpaintingondisplayshowsa
finelydetailedNorthernflicker
perchedonasinglegray-greenleaf
ofanenormousagaveplant.
Theartistsaidsheprefersto
workinoils.“I’vetriedtouse
acrylicsbuttheydrytoofast,”she
said,explainingthatitdoesn’tallow
timetoincludethedetailswhichshe
feelsareimportant.Thedrawback,
sheadded,“isthatittakesmeabout
amonthtocompleteonepainting
becauseittakessolongtodry.”
Wilsonbeginsherpaintingswith
sketchesandphotographsmadein
thefield.Shethencompletesthe
workoncanvasinherstudio.Her
subjectsincludeawiderangeof
birdsandanimals,rangingfrom
tinyhummingbirdsdrawingnectar
fromhollyhockstoapensivegray
foxwithwarm,browneyes.
Hersubjectsarenotlimitedto
thosecommontoCaliforniaand
otherwesternstates.Shesaidshe
findsmanyeasternspecies,suchas
theorioleandcardinal,duringvis-
itstoAlabamawhereherhusband,
DonWilson,hasfamily.
Inadditiontotheoilpaintings,
herexhibitincludesnumerous
gicleeprintsofheroriginalwork.
Largerprintsareframedandcov-
eredinglass;smalleronesaresim-
plymatted.
Fourofherpaintingshavebeen
publishedin“WildlifeArt:Sixty
ContemporaryMastersandTheir
Work,”ahandsome,full-colorbook
byJoanMuyskensPursley.Wilson
willbeatRusso’stoautograph
copiesofthebookfrom4to7p.m.
onDec.11.
Camille Gavin’s column
appears on Thursdays. Gavin can
be reached via e-mail at gav-
inarts@aol.com.
CONTRIBUTING
COLUMNIST
Camille
Gavin
A R T S A L I V E
Holiday events
abound in Kern
PattiWilson,featuredartistthrough
Jan.1,Russo’sBooksatTheMarket-
place,9000MingAve.Websitewww.rus-
sosbooks.comor665-4686.
TheArtShopClub,9a.m.tonooneach
ThursdayandSaturdayforbeginningto
advancedoilpainting,TheArtShop,
122120thSt.Classicandmodernartists
welcome.322-0544.
Specialevents “AStorybookChristmas,”Christmas
parade,6to8p.m.today,routebeginson
LStreetat22ndStreet.Website
www.bakersfieldchristmasparade.orgor
327-5019.
HolidayLights@CALM,dozensofdis-
playsandexhibits,ridesontheCandy
CaneExpressrailroadandhand-painted,
animatedminiaturesperformingthe
NutcrackerBallet,5:30to9p.m.today
throughSunday,CALM,10500Alfred
HarrellHighway.Website
www.vallitix.comor322-5200,872-2256.
JoeBonamassa,NoStinkin’Service
ChargeBluesSeries,today,DoubleTree
Hotel,ClubOdyssey,3100CaminoDel
RioCourt.Reserved$25-$30.831-3100.
JoelJacobs,7to10p.m.todayandFri-
day,Xander’sGrill,141919thSt.869-
2474.
KLLYRadioPoolPartywithUnder
theSunTanningSalon,5to7p.m.;
SteveHillperformsclassicandsouthern
rock,6:30to10:30p.m.today,TheJungle
Cafe,700TruxtunAve.327-3737.
OpenMic,withCatfish,9p.m.today,
FishlipsBar&Grill,151718thSt.324-
2557.
ChezNoel2005,presentedbythe
AssistanceLeagueofBakersfield;three
homeswillbeopenforself-guidedtours,
10a.m.to4p.m.FridayandSaturday;
boutiquevendorsopen9:30a.m.to4
p.m.atSt.Paul’sEpiscopalChurch,2216
17thSt.$30.TicketsavailableatBargain
Box,Beladagio,Olcott’s,Russo’sBooks
inEastHillsMallandSugardaddy’s.Pro-
ceedsbenefitOperationSchoolBell,
OperationOpportunityandOperation
Hugs.861-9223.
FLICSInternationalCinemaSociety,
presents“TravellersandMagicians”7:30
p.m.Friday,BakersfieldFoxTheater,
2001HSt.$4.Websitewww.flics.orgor
call325-4815.
FridayNiteMusiciansForChrist,
openmike,acoustic-electricbands,orig-
inalmusicencouraged,7to9:30p.m.,
GreatBeginningsChristianCoffee
House,4201UniversityAve.871-5061or
328-9409.
OildaleToyRun,meeting9a.m.atBak-
ersfieldSpeedway,leavingtowardthe
Corralat11a.m.;musicbyRhythm11:30
a.m.to3:30p.m.Saturday,Ethel’sOld
CorralCafe,4310AlfredHarrellHigh-
way.873-7613.
ShopAroundtheWorld,holidayshop-
pingjourneyfeaturinginternationalfood
andbeveragetasting,giftraffle,local
merchantsandmore,4to9p.m.Friday;
10a.m.to4p.m.Saturday,KernCounty
Museum,3801ChesterAve.$20;$15
membersforFriday;$15;$10members
forSaturday.852-5000.
Vinny’ssecondannualToysforTots
ToyDrive,withmusicbyTheRumor,
HitByASemi,TheFilthiesandThe
Politicians,9:30p.m.Friday;Outof
Room,VanityAvenue,andAnotherYear,
9:30p.m.Saturday,Vinny’sBar,2700S.
UnionAve.Bringonenewunwrapped
toyora$5donation.835-7444.
2006Teen,MissandMrs.Bakersfield
Pageant,scholarship,prizes,profes-
sionaltrainingandmore,preliminaryto
theCaliforniaInternationalPageant,Sat-
urdayatBakersfieldHighSchool,Har-
veyAuditorium,1241GSt.664-6038.
21stStockdaleHighComicBook&
GamingShow,featuringJimDuriga,a
published“StarTrek”authorfromBak-
ersfield,costumecontest,comicbooks,
toys,“StarWars,”gamingcards,“Poké-
mon,”“Yu-Gi-Oh!”andmore,9a.m.to4
p.m.Saturday,StockdaleHighSchool,
cafeteria,2800BuenaVistaRoad.$3;$1
offifdressedforcostumecontest.654-
0903.
AllProWrestling,featuringGangrel,
doorsopen7:30p.m.Friday,Mont-
gomeryWorldPlaza,3201FSt.$10;VIP
withameet-and-greetwithallwrestlers,
$20.Website
www.timgardeapresents.comorcall321-
9400.
CenterfortheBlind&Visually
Impaired,annualPancakeBreakfast
andChristmasBazaar,itemsfeaturedare
handmadebythestudentsandvolun-
teersofCBVI,8a.m.tonoonSaturday,
1124BakerSt.$6foradults;$3children
12andunder.322-5234.
EnchantedForest,cocktailparty,hors
d’oeuvres,displayofgingerbreadhouses
andmore,6p.m.Saturdaybeginningat
13909Searspoint;thenat7:30p.m.offto
13913CedarCreekAve.$25,bringan
unwrappedtoyforachildalongwitha
Christmasornament.Proceedsbenefit
theAllianceAgainstFamilyViolenceand
PhoenixHouseWomenandChildren’s
Program.204-7799.
FACTOpenHouse,1to4p.m.Satur-
day,CSUBFacilityforAnimalCareand
Treatment,9001StockdaleHighway.
654-3167.
KidsWorkshop,holiday-themedgrab
bag,9a.m.tonoonSaturday,Home
Depot.Free.Website
www.homedepot.comorcall(800)430-
3376.
MajorLeagueImprov,improvisational
comedyshow,appropriateforfamilies,6
p.m.Saturday,SpotlightTheatre,1622
19thSt.$6to$8.634-0692.
MaverickSquares,Christmas“Can”
DancewithJayHendersoncalling,
ChuckandMaryRyallonrounds,6:45to
10:30p.m.Saturday,VeteransHall,1905
WilsonRoad.Bringcannedfooditems
forBakersfieldGleaners.831-8448.
Mr.Toad’sWildRun,20Kand5Kruns
onthetoughestcourseinKernCounty,
registration6:30to7:30a.m.atHartPark;
PolliwogRunsforkids,registration9:30
to10:15a.m.Saturday.Registeronlineat
www.active.comormoreinformationat
www.mrtoadswildrun.com.
ParentsNightOut,eveningofgymnas-
ticsandotheractivitiesforchildrenages
3andup,6to11p.m.Saturday,American
AcademyofGymnastics,3556Bowman
Court.589-2100.
PhillipGreenliefandTheresaWong,
3to5p.m.Saturday,Dagny’sCoffeeCo.,
160020thSt.634-0806.
Santa’sBreakfast,withMr.andMrs.
Claus,8to11a.m.Saturday,Greenacres
CommunityCenter,2014Calloway
Drive.$5.392-2010.
CommunityConcertBandChristmas
Concert,3p.m.Sunday,CalStateBak-
ersfield,DoréTheatre,9001Stockdale
Highway.$10;$6students/seniors.654-
6007.
GoldenEmpireHotJazzSociety,a
dancewithmusicbytheSouthside
ChicagoSeven,1to5p.m.Sunday,The
HillHouse,700TruxtunAve.$10non-
members.323-8547.
Upcoming
Monday12/5
“AChristmasinKern,”presentedby
theBakersfieldCollegeMusicDepart-
ment,7p.m.,BakersfieldFoxTheater,
2001HSt.$5;$3students/seniors;freefor
militaryinuniform.395-4326or831-3100.
Tuesday12/6
GaryAllanandPatGreen,presented
bytheBudLightConcertSeries,8p.m.,
BakersfieldFoxTheater,2001HSt.$25
to$47.Websitewww.vallitix.comorcall
322-5200.
Wednesday12/7
“AMerryChristmasAtStars,”8p.m.
WednesdaythroughSaturday;2p.m.
Sunday,StarsTheatreRestaurant,1931
ChesterAve.325-6100.
AdventOrganMusic,withtheAmeri-
canGuildofOrganists,12:30to1p.m.
Wednesday,FirstPresbyterianChurch,
170517thSt.$4lunch,servedat1p.m.
325-9419.
HolidayLights@CALM,5:30to9p.m.
throughDec.29,CALM,10500Alfred
HarrellHighway.Website
www.vallitix.comor322-5200,872-2256.
OptimalHospiceFoundation19th
annualLightUpALifeCelebration,6
p.m.,4800StockdaleHighway,Suite215.
Allproceedswillprovidehospiceservic-
estopatientsinKernCounty.716-8000.
Thursday12/8
“HurryUp,Santa,”directedbyBob
Kempf,8p.m.ThursdaythroughSatur-
day;4p.m.Sunday,TheEmptySpace,
706OakSt.$10adults;$5students.327-
PLAY.
“AMerryChristmasAtStars,”8p.m.
ThursdaythroughSaturday;2p.m.Sun-
day,StarsTheatreRestaurant,1931
ChesterAve.325-6100.
“MiracleOn34thStreet,”8p.m.
ThursdaythroughSaturday;2p.m.Sun-
day,SpotlightTheatre,162219thSt.$15
advance;$18dayof.Websitewww.spot-
lighttheatreandcafe.comorcall634-
0692.
Friday12/9
28thAnniversaryNutcracker,with
theBakersfieldSymphonyOrchestra
andtheCivicDanceCenter,7:30p.m.Fri-
day;1and7:30p.m.Saturday;1p.m.Sun-
day,thetheateratRabobankConvention
Center,1001TruxtunAve.$28-$32;stu-
dentshalfprice;childrenunder6free.
Websitewww.bakersfieldsymphony.org
or323-7928.
“BeautyisaBeast,”directedbyMary
AllysanBlake,8p.m.FridayandSatur-
day;2p.m.Sunday,BakersfieldCommu-
nityTheatre,2400S.ChesterAve.Web
sitewww.bakersfieldcommunitythe-
atre.orgorcall831-8114.
“WalkThroughBethlehem,”5to8:30
p.m.Friday;3to8:30p.m.Saturday;3to
8p.m.Sunday,HillcrestSeventh-day
AdventistChurch,2801BernardSt.871-
5000.
Saturday12/10
FourthannualCityLightsMotorcy-
cleCruise,sign-ups3to4p.m.;leave
approximately4:14p.m.foraride
aroundtownwithholidaylights,food,
raffleandmore,Chuy’s,2500NewStine
Road.$15andtwocansoffoodforthe
Capistranowomen’sCenter;$12passen-
gers.BenefitstheKernAutismAssocia-
tion.872-4567.
“ARazzleDazzleChristmas,”pre-
sentedbytheBakersfieldKeynotes,
scholarshipluncheonandconcert,noon,
StarsTheatreRestaurant,1931Chester
Ave.$22.50.871-9593or871-4221.
HolidayLamplightTours,withOld
Westencampmentsandcostumedinter-
preters,3to8p.m.,KernCountyMuse-
um,3801ChesterAve.$10;$5children3-
12years.852-5000.
Kids’Christmas,1to4p.m.Saturday,
JesusShack,132630thSt.Website
www.jesusshack.comorcall324-0638.
“TheHillHouseHolidayRevue,”
directedbyDavidZent,8p.m.Saturday;
6p.m.Sunday,DavidZent’sJewelBox
TheatreatBestWesternHillHouse,700
TruxtunAve.$30adults;$20children
under12.Dinnerincluded.871-1853.
Sunday12/11
22ndannualBakersfieldToyRun
andFoodDrive,7a.m.,fromBeach
Parktothefairgroundsforvendors,
bands,food,beveragesandraffles;
motorcycleandclassiccarparade,10
a.m.,beginsatBeachPark,24thandOak
streets.$20or$20worthoffoodand
toys.832-3045or397-8735.
TehachapiCommunityOrchestra,
performsAnderson“AChristmasFesti-
val;”VanAllsburg/Kapilow“ThePolar
Express;”andTchaikovsky“TheNut-
crackerSuite,”4p.m.,JacobsenMiddle
SchoolCafeteria,711AnitaDrive,
Tehachapi.Free.Websitewww.tehacha-
piorchestra.comor821-7511.
Tuesday12/13
HolidayPopsHolidayFamilyCon-
cert,withtheBakersfieldSymphony
Orchestra,BakersfieldMasterworks
ChoralewithguestconductorCoonLee
LimfromSingaporeNationalUniversity
Symphony,7:30p.m.,thetheaterat
RabobankConventionCenter,1001
TruxtunAve.$22to$34;studentshalf
price.Websitewww.bakersfieldsympho-
ny.orgor323-7928.
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Thursday
December1,2005 E5THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAN
By PETE TITTL
Contributing columnist
e-mail: ptittl@bakersfield.com
Acolumnlikethisisalotoffun
towrite.Anewrestaurantopened
intownthatjustwowedme.Asort
ofcombinationofqualityfood,
atmosphereandsophistication
that,morethannewsubdivisionsor
explodingpopulationfigures,sig-
nalsagrowingsophisticationonthe
Bakersfieldrestaurantscene.With
placeslikeMamaRoomba’sand
Shogun,it’soneofanassortmentof
newrestaurantsintownthatare
NOTthesame-old,same-old.
Tobeginwith,McGee’sattheIce-
househadthegoodtastetoopenin
thespacelastoccupiedbyBella
Italia.Beforethatrestaurantslike
Patrick’sandBootlegger’shadlong
staysinthehistoricspace.Iliked
whatBellaItaliadidwithit,butit’s
evenclassiernow,withtheloftand
whitetableclothswithblackaccents
andaninvitingsofaintheentryarea.
TheownersareNealandRobin
McGee,andexpectatleastoneof
themtovisityourtableduringthe
experience.Therestaurantopened
inlateSeptember,andeveryoneis
workinghardtobuildthebusiness.It
lookslikeit’sworking.Sixweeks
aftertheopening,reservationsare
almostamustonaweekend,and
whynot?Whatotherrestaurants
offerlivesoftjazzmusicwithdinner.
Amanagerexplainedthatmuchlater
themoodshiftscompletelywhena
DJstartsplayingandthetableson
thegroundfloorareclearedoutfora
dancefloor.Completelydifferent
nightclub.Nice.Aplacewithboth
versatilityandpersonality.
ThemenulistedJamesLeachas
executivechefandStevenDavisas
souschef.Thebilloffareiseclectic
withoutbeingfaddishandfairly
priced,thoughmoreintheleagueof
MamaTosca’sandTheBistrothan
OutbackandTahoeJoe’s.Steaks,
forexample,aremostlynear$30.
Seafoodsarenear$20orjustabove
it.Buttheinventivenessinthe
kitchenmademefeelasifitoffered
afairvalue.I’malwaysremindedof
arestaurateurwhowonderedif
peopleinBakersfieldwouldever
reallygetbehindthecostsofaqual-
ityrestaurant,aplacelikeaBlue
NoteoraT.L.Maxwell’s.
Thefoodwasasgoodastheserv-
ice,atmosphereandmusic,which
ishighpraiseindeed.Itwastorture
choosing.Theappetizerlistinclud-
edAlaskanKingcrabcakes,bone-
lessBuffalowings,calamarirings
andcoconutshrimp.Saladsinclud-
edchickentotopo,cobbandtabul-
lah.Ididnotethekitchenlovedasi-
agocheese,puttingitonsalads,
appetizersandpastas.
Mycompanionreallywantedto
orderthepistachio-encrustedWild
Kingsalmon($19.95),butshehad
salmonthenightbefore.Don’tyou
hatewhenthathappens?Instead
sheoptedfortheartichokefettuc-
cine($18.95),madewitholives,gar-
lic,sundriedtomatoesandspinach.
Avegetarian’sdelight.
Ijustcouldnotgetpastthesteak
listasthemenuinsistedonlythe
choicestofchoicemeatswere
used.Thusan18-ouncerib-eye
wentfor$28.95.Ichosetheseven-
ouncebacon-wrappedfiletmignon
withbearnaisesauce($24.95).The
10-ouncewentfor$32.95.Foraside
Iskippedthesweetpotatofriesand
wentrighttothetwice-bakedpota-
to,whichwaspresentedinapotato
shellsocrispIcouldswearithad
beendeep-fried.
Everythingwassuperb.Thefla-
vorsandtexturesinthepasta
playedonthetongue,andtheacidi-
tyfromthetomatoespunchedup
thetaste—tookitupanotch,
Emerilwouldsay.Thesauceitself
wasdark,andtherewasaperfect
amountofasiagocheesesprinkled
ontop.Thesteakwasexpertlypre-
pared,thoughIhadtoaskmywait-
ressforthebearnaisesauceasthe
kitchenforgottoincludeit.I
savoreditall,asslowlyasIcould.
Everythingonthedesserttray
wasmadeonthepremises,from
thechocolateconfetticheesecake
tothecremebruleeandtheflour-
lesschocolatecake.Wechosethe
whitepistachiocheesecake($7.95),
whichwasnotasupersweet
cheesecake.Thatwasacompli-
ment.Therewasaraspberrypuree
ontheside,whichwasanicematch
withthepistachios.
McGee’sisawinner,folks.We
haveanother“specialnightout”
restaurantintown,butIwoulddefi-
nitelymakereservations.Wordis
alreadyoutabouttheplace.
Mycompanionwentbackfora
latervisitwithacoupleofherown
companionsandreportedtheserv-
icewasnotassharp.Afterthedrink
orderwastaken,theywereaban-
donedforalongperiodoftime,and
therewasanissuewithanother
eventthatevening.Also,shenoted
thatwhenyouorderwinebythe
glassthevolumeofactualliquidin
theglassseemedontheminute
side.Astingybartender,nodoubt.
I’mwillingtowritethatoffas
newrestaurantglitches.McGee’s
canberecommendedforafinedin-
ingexperience.
Andwe’vegotanotherwinner:McGee’s
Couple offers new fine
dining experience in
Icehouse location
McGee’s at the Icehouse
3401 Chester Ave.
323-8730
Hours open: Lunch 11 a.m.
to 4 p.m. Monday to Friday.
Dinner 5 to 9 p.m. Sunday to
Thursday, 5 to 10 p.m. Friday
and Saturday. Reservations
highly recommended.
Prices: Appetizers $8.95
to $15.95, salads $11.95 to
$13.95, pasta $15.95 to
$19.95, seafood entrees
$19.95 to $49.95, steak
entrees $25.95 to 58.95.
Child’s plate available.
Payment options:
MasterCard, Visa, American
Express and Discover accept-
ed. Does not accept personal
checks or The Californian’s
Press Pass.
Dress: Casually dressy
Amenities: Wheelchair
accessible; full bar service;
some vegetarian options.
Food: ★★★★★★★★
Atmosphere: ★★★★★★★★
Service: ★★★★★★
Diningout
Pete
ASK
Hi Pete,
My name is Scott, and I’m
wondering if you happen to
know of any place in
Bakersfield or the surrounding
area that prepares a caesar
salad at the table side? Thank
You, Scott Allen
Boy, that’s one of those old-
school restaurant ceremonial
events that is hard to find
nowadays. I do recall that The
Bistro used to do it, but it’s
been years. The only place I
know of that still puts some rit-
ual into the caesar is the
Hungry Hunter, 3580 Rosedale
Highway. There a tableside cae-
sar salad will set you back
$6.99.
Do you have a question
about restaurant etiquette?
Want to know the best place in
town to get soft-shell crab?
Wondering why white wine is
the preferred beverage with fish
and chicken? Wondering what
ever happened to an old classic
Bakersfield restaurant? Ask
Pete. E-mail him at ptittl@bak-
ersfield.com, or sent it to Ask
Pete, P.O. Bin 440, Bakersfield,
CA 93301.
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Trade your coat and sweater
donations for chances to win prizes and gift
certificates donated by Stockdale Fashion
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Uhhh,Beavis?
What,Butt-Head?
Like,we’reonaDVD.
That’scool.
Forthefirsttime,anextensive
collectionof“BeavisandButt-
Head”animatedshortshasbeen
releasedonDVD,showingTV’sstu-
pidestteenagerstobeevenstupider
thanweremember.Theygettat-
tooedbyanescapedserialkiller.
Theysetcatsonfire.Theycutdown
treesthey’resupposedtoprune.
BeavisandButt-Headwerethe
posterboysforthedegradationof
Americancultureinthe1990s,but
thegeniusoftheshow,oneofthe
highestratedtorunonMTV,was
thatitmadefunoftheverypeople
whomadeitahit.Theshow
mockedthedisaffectedteenagers
whodidnothingmorewiththeir
livesthanwatchtelevision.
“Thereseemedtobeallthese13-
and14-year-oldswithtoomuch
timeontheirhands,”MikeJudge,
theshow’screator,saidinarecent
interview.“Itwasjustarecipefor
disaster.AndIwantedtodosome-
thingaboutkindofdumb,out-of-
controlteenagers.”
Thesonofanarchaeologypro-
fessorandahighschoolteacher,
JudgegrewupinAlbuquerque,
N.M.,wherehewasanhonorsstu-
dentandgotpushedaroundalittle
bit.Hemajoredinphysicsatthe
UniversityofCalifornia,SanDiego
andbrieflyworkedasanengineer
onF-18fighterjets.Butthework
boredhimandheturnedtoanima-
tion.Histhirdshortfilmcaught
MTV’sattention,and“Beavisand
Butt-Head”wasborn.
TheshowcertifiedJudgeasan
astuteobserverofAmericansociety.
Hewentontowriteanddirectthe
1999film“OfficeSpace,”perhaps
themostspot-onsatireofmodern-
dayofficelifeeverrecordedonfilm.
AspecialeditionOfficeSpaceDVD
wasreleasedearlierthismonth
(FoxHomeEntertainment,$19.98).
Judgealsowasthecreatorand
executiveproduceroftheanimated
Foxsitcom“KingoftheHill,”now
inits10thandfinalseason.Hisnew
liveactionfilm,“Idiocracy,”about
howdumbwe’llbein500years,is
expectedtobereleasedinFebruary
orMarch.
Perhapsouronlyglimmerof
hope,then,isthatBeavisandButt-
Headnevermanagedtoreproduce.
TheseriesairedonMTVfrom1993
to1997,andcriticsfromCongress-
mentoFredRogerssaiditglorified
violenceandencouragedchildren
tosetfiresandhurteachother.
Nonetheless,theshowwasenor-
mouslypopularandinfluentialin
’90syouthculture.BeavisandButt-
HeadstarredintwoholidayTVspe-
cials,afull-lengthfeaturefilmand
videogames,andtheyalso
appearedonthe“LateShowwith
DavidLetterman”andatthe1997
AcademyAwards.
Inresponsetohiscritics,Judge
acknowledgesonlythattheshow
wastheheightofstupidity,andsays
thatshowingstraight-Astudents
wouldhavebeenboring.
ThenewDVDset,“Beavisand
Butt-Head:TheMikeJudgeCollec-
tion,Volume1”(Paramount,$30),
assembles40ofJudge’sfavorite
episodesalongwith11music
videosthatfeaturerunningcom-
mentaryfromthepair.
Thursday
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Jack White, wife expecting
Jack White of the White Stripes
is going to be a dad.
White’s wife, model Karen Elson,
is pregnant
with the cou-
ple’s first
child, Elson’s
publicist con-
firmed to MTV
News. The
baby is report-
edly due next
spring.
An e-mail
from The
Associated Press to White’s repre-
sentative wasn’t immediately
returned Wednesday.
White and Elson were wed in June
in a ceremony conducted in a canoe
on the Amazon River in Brazil.
Though White and bandmate Meg
White have claimed to be siblings,
court records have suggested they
were married for four years before
divorcing in 2000.
White, 30, won a Grammy Award
this year for best country collaboration
with Loretta Lynn. He produced Lynn’s
2004 album, “Van Lear Rose,” which
also won for best country album.
Slammed over sonograms
Tom Cruise has been lambasted
for buying a sonogram machine for
his pregnant fiancee, Katie Holmes,
with health experts warning that he’s
putting his unborn child at risk, the
San Francisco Chronicle’s Daily Dish
reports.
Officials at the American College
of Radiology are highly concerned by
Cruise’s revelation that he pur-
chased the device to track his child’s
progress, and they’re warning him
that he could be breaking the law if
he’s carrying out the scans himself,
the paper reports.
Dr. Carol M. Rumack, of the ACR
Ultrasound Commission, says, “This
is a patient safety issue. Untrained
people, even if they have the finan-
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allowed to buy and operate, ultra-
sound machines, which are, in fact,
medical devices and should not be
used without a medical indication.”
“The ACR is concerned that Tom
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regarding the use and potential
abuse of ultrasound. There are many
abnormalities that may be missed by
the untrained eye. Also, if it is not
medically necessary, the use of ultra-
sound raises unnecessary physical
risk to the fetus.”
Biggest bat mitzvah ever?
50 Cent, Tom Petty, Stevie Nicks
and members of Aerosmith and The
Eagles joined forces to create one of
the year’s greatest live lineups at the
weekend, when they played a private
bat mitzvah celebration, the Internet
Movie Database reports.
Multimillionaire David H. Brooks
paid a reported $10 million to hire
the artists to perform at daughter
Elizabeth’s party at New York City
venue The Rainbow Room, according
to the Web site.
Brooks is said to have chartered
his company jet to pick up Aerosmith
rockers Steven Tyler and Joe Perry
from their Saturday concert in
Pittsburgh. He reportedly paid the
stars $2 million to play a 45-minute
set, while 50 Cent is thought to have
received $500,000.
However, Brooks has denied the
reported cost of the event. He told
the New York Daily News, “All dollar
figures vastly exaggerated. This was
a private event and we do not wish
to comment on details of the party.”
George Michael to wed, too
George Michael is set to follow
pal Sir Elton John’s example by mar-
rying his part-
ner, Kenny
Goss, in a
small private
ceremony, the
San Francisco
Chronicle’s
Daily Dish
reports.
John
announced
earlier this
month that he planned to take full
advantage of new British laws, which
will legalize same-sex marriages from
Dec. 21, and now the former Wham!
star is set to make the day a double
celebration.
Like John and his partner, David
Furnish, Michael, 42, and Texan
Goss will enter into a new civil part-
nership in the new year, according to
a spokesman for the couple.
Michael says, “I’m sure Kenny
and I will be doing the old legal thing,
but we won’t be doing the whole veil
and gown thing.
“I’m not very romantic about it to be
honest. I think Kenny probably would
be if I let him, but it’s just not me.”
Michael’s main reason for marry-
ing is to protect his financial assets
and make sure Goss was benefactor
to his estate after his death.
He explains, “We want to do it,
just in case. You never know, I could
get hit by a bus and the poor man
could have nothing.”
Giving love ... a good name
STEPHEN CHERNIN/ AP
Jon Bon Jovi kisses a fan as he makes his way through the
crowd to the stage Monday during a concert at Madison
Square Garden in New York.
B I R T H D AY S
Actor-director Woody Allen is 70. Singer Lou Rawls is 70. Singer
Dianne Lennon of the Lennon Sisters is 66. Comedian-actor Richard
Pryor is 65. Country bassist Casey Van Beek of The Tractors is 63.
Singer-guitarist Eric Bloom of Blue Oyster Cult is 61. Drummer John
Densmore of the Doors is 61. Actress-singer Bette Midler is 60. Singer
Gilbert O’Sullivan is 59. Actor Treat Williams is 54. Country singer Kim
Richey is 49. Actress Charlene Tilton is 47. Model-actress Carol Alt is
45. Actor Jeremy Northam is 44. Actor Nestor Carbonell (“Suddenly
Susan”) is 38. Guitarist Brad Delson of Linkin Park is 28. Actress Ashley
Monique Clark (“The Hughleys”) is 17.
Quotable
“George (Clooney) grabs
my
(behind)
every day,
at least once
a day.
That’s why
I’ve done
three
movies with
him .”
Matt Damon,
confirming an earlier report that “Syriana”
co-star George Clooney gropes his backside.
Quoted by columnist Jeannette Walls in the
Scoop on MSNBC.com .
Compiled by Leann Whitten
White
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THIS WEEK’S PICK:
Shakira: “OralFixation,Vol.2”(Epic)
InJune,Shakiradeliveredtheinstant
smash“FijacionOral,Vol.1,”herfirststudio
albuminfouryears.NowcomesitsEnglish
counterpart,whichfeaturesnewsongsas
wellasEnglishrenditionsofacoupleof
tracksfromitspredecessor.Leadsingle
“Don’tBother”isapowerfulslabofpop/rock
thatisfastbecomingananthemforthose
whohavebeenrejectedinthefaceoflove.
Sheisalsofeisty,playfulandmixesindance
tracks.Thisisawonderfuldisc.
Carrie Underwood: “Some Hearts”(19)
Theformulaseemsfoolproof:Takeacoun-
try-leaning,photogenic“American
Idol”winner,teamher
withA-listMusicRow
producers,securea
fewDianeWarren
songsandan
instantcountry
divaisborn.
Underwoodis
morethanupto
thechallenge,
nailingslow-
burncountry
midtemposlike
“Wasted”and“The
NightBefore(Life
GoesOn)”with
personalityand
seriousvocal
chops.The
albumisagentle
showcaseofher
vocalpower,she
transcendsthe
faux-rockmaterial
andevenshowsa
bluesyedge.Itisaniceplatformtokickoff
hercareer,butultimatelyUnderwoodwillbe
astarbecauseofherownconsiderabletal-
ents.
Billy Joel: “My Lives”(Columbia)
BillyJoel’svastcatalogofhitshasbeen
well-representedonnumerouscompilations,
buthisdemos,B-sides,coversandpre-fame
explorationshavegonelargelyuntapped.
Thisfour-CDsetfocusesontheserarities,
tracingacareerthatbeganwithforaysinto
psychedeliaandheavymetalandisnowina
classicalphase.Inbetweenisageneration’s
worthofpopandrockanthems,many
revealedintheirformativestages—asketch
of“PianoMan,”areggaetreatmentof“Only
theGoodDieYoung,”anearlydemoof“The
LongestTime.”Whilethesegemsappealto
thehardcorefan,casuallistenerswillfind
familiargroundontrackslike“It’sStillRock
&RolltoMe.”Adefinitivedocumentofatal-
ented,multifacetedartist.
Chamillionaire: “The Sound of
Revenge”(Universal) Afterstrongdebuts
fromMikeJonesandPaulWall,thetimeis
ripefornewcomerChamillionairetocapital-
izeontheHoustonrapmovement.Whilethis
albumofferssomethingdifferentthanthe
sluggishchopped-and-screwed
stylehiscitytypicallypro-
duces,therapperdoes
notquitetophisprede-
cessorshere.Cham’s
gruff,rapid-fire
flow(across
between
Andri3000
andNate
Dogg)isdis-
tinct,buthis
sometimessim-
plisticrhymesgive
littleindicationofhis
lyricalabilities.Heisawor-
thycontenderfortheHouston
crown.
The Roots: “Home Grown!
The Beginners Guide to Under-
standing the Roots (Vol. One and
Two)”(Geffen)
Fornearlyadecade,theRoots
havedefiedconventionwiththeirliveinstru-
mentationanduniqueMC’ing.Atreatfor
devoteesaheadoftheir2006DefJamLeft
debut,thistwo-volumecompilationofhits
andlessfamiliaritemsisloadedwiththe
Roots’organicstudiojamsandrawsounds.
Despiteitserraticfeel,“HomeGrown”isa
definitekeepsakeforRootsheadsandatesti-
monytothegroup’sgroundbreakingcareer.
VIDEO
THIS WEEK’S PICK:
“Mr. and Mrs. Smith” (DVD, $29.98,20th
CenturyFox) Whendidthepresumed
romancebetweenBradPittandAngelina
Joliebegin?Whenheputabulletthroughher
windshield?Whenshetriedtosnuffhimout
bycrashinghiselevator?Whentheytoreafter
eachotherwithgunsblazingthroughevery
roomoftheirhouse?Thehitactioncomedy
starsHollywood’scurrenttabloidkingand
queenasacouplewholearnthey’reactually
rivalassassinswhosenexttargetiseach
other.TheDVDoffersamusingdeletedand
extendedsequences,especiallythosewith
co-starVinceVaughn.Hascommentaryby
directorDougLiman,thescreenwritersand
technicalcrew.TheDVDalsohasamaking-of
featurette.
“March of the Penguins” (DVD, $28.98,
WarnerBros.) Everyyearitseemsahit
comesoutofnowhereaboutlifeinAntarcti-
ca.NarratedbyMorganFreeman,thischroni-
cleofthematingritualsofemperorpenguins
turnedintoasurprisesensation,topping$70
millionatthedomesticboxofficetobecome
thesecond-highest-grossingnon-concertand
non-IMAXdocumentaryever,behindonly
“Fahrenheit9/11.”Thefilmfollowstheardu-
oustrekthepenguinstakeeachyear,leaving
theirfamiliarandrelativelycozyhabitatto
waddle70milestooneofEarth’sharshest,
coldestlandscapessotheycanpairoffand
reproduce.OnDVD,thefilmisaccompanied
byafull-lengthmaking-ofdocumentary
revealingthetoughprocessthefilmmakers
wentthroughtocaptureit.Alsoincludedisa
BugsBunnycartoonwheretherabbittriesto
returnapeskypenguintotheSouthPole.
“Sky High” (DVD, $29.99,(Disney)
Highschool’sadragwhenyouhaveno
superpowers.Thiscutefamilyflickstars
MichaelAngaranoasateenwhostartshigh
schoolwithcolossalpressuretosucceed,
sincehe’sthesonoftheworld’sbiggestsuper-
heroes(KurtRussellandKellyPreston).Only
he’salate-bloomerwithnoapparenthidden
abilities,initiallyrelegatedtothegeeksquad
asasidekickuntilhispowersassertthem-
selvesandheandhispalstakeonasuper-vil-
lainbentonavengefulplot.Alongwithan
alternateopeningandablooperreel,the
scantDVDextrasincludeabehind-the-scenes
featurette,asegmentonthemovie’sstunts
andamusicvideo.
“Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo”
(DVD, $28.95,Sony) RobSchneider’scharm
asaladiesmanranoutwiththisflopsequel
thatsendshisloverman-for-hireacrossthe
Atlantictohelpafriend(EddieGriffin)sus-
pectedofkillingatopEuropeangigolo.The
DVDhasdeletedscenesandmaking-offea-
turettes.
“Murderball” (DVD, $29.99,ThinkFilm)
Arousingdocumentarytellsthestoryof
someoftheathleticworld’sfiercestcompeti-
tors—quadriplegicsinsouped-upwheel-
chairsclashinglikemedievaljoustersininter-
nationalquad-rugbytournaments.TheDVD
hasdeletedscenes,updatesonsomeofthe
participantsandaLarryKinginterviewwith
players.
TV ON DVD
“Family Guy: Volume Three” (3-disc
DVD set, $39.98,20thCenturyFox) Athree-
discsetpacksthefirst13episodesofthe
returnengagementofthisshowaboutRhode
Island’smostoutrageousfamily,pluscom-
mentaryandafeaturette.
W H A T ’ S N E W
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Fox’s “Family Guy” follows the Griffin
family, clockwise from left, Chris, Peter,
Lois, Stewie, Meg and Brian the dog.
AP
Shakira mixes in dance
tracks for her English album
“Fijacion Oral, Vol 2.”
Thursday
December1,2005 E9THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAN
By MARC SALTZMAN
Gannett News Service
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USA Today
Eachyearthemusicindustry
generatesdozensofdeluxeboxsets
fortheholidayswiththehopethey
willattracthordesofholidaygift-
givers.ThisyearUSA Today’smusic
criticstunneledthroughtheboxes
tospotlightofthemostimportant,
intriguingorjustplainenjoyable
packagesof2005.
“Atomic Platters: Cold War
Music from the Golden Age
of Homeland Security”
(BearFamily,fiveCDs/oneDVD,
$195)
ForanyoneinterestedinCold
Warhistory,thedawnofnuclear
anxietyorobscurepocketsofpost-
WWIImusic,thisboxsetisthe
bomb.Educationalandentertain-
ing,theexhaustivecompendiumof
music,panic-buttonfilmsandgrave
civildefensespotsfocusesonthe
earlyColdWarperiodof
1946to1966,
whenparanoia
andnaivete
definedpublic
reactiontothe
RedMenace.It’s
enhancedbya
lavishlyillustrat-
ed292-page
hardcoverbook
withawittyand
incisiveessayby
co-producerBill
Geerhart,co-
founderofCONEL-
RAD,devotedtopre-
servingandstudying
atomichistoryand
ColdWarculture
(checkoutthevast
archiveat
conelrad.com).
Inadditiontofear
ofradioactivity,therewasradio
activity,intheformofdelightful
andinanetunesaboutthepinko
threatandmushroomclouds.Such
familiarartistsasMartyRobbins,
HankWilliams,BoDiddley,Doris
Day,BillHaley,TheLouvinBroth-
ersandBingCrosbypopuponfour
CDsofmusicinterspersedbysuch
sternPSAsasArtLinkletter’s“Don’t
UsethePhone!”Butit’sthefringe
actsandtheirearnestnoveltiesthat
illuminatethetimes:CarsonRobi-
son’s“I’mNoCommunist,”Ray
Anderson’s“StalinKickedthe
Bucket,”JimEanes’“TheyLocked
GodOutsidetheIronCurtain,”
GoldenGateQuartet’s“Atomand
Evil,”MikeRusso’s“Agnes(The
TeenageRussianSpy)”andDr.
StrangeloveandtheFallouts’“Love
thatBomb.”ThefifthCDrevives
two1961spoken-wordalbumsfor
thefirsttime.Designedtoterrify,“If
TheBombFalls”and“TheCompla-
centAmericans”aretheReefer
Madnessofscared-straight-into-
the-fallout-shelternukepropagan-
da.
TheDVDholds1951’samusing
andpitifullyinadequate“Duckand
Cover”andeightotherinstructional
films,mostaslegitimateastoday’s
duct-tapedefenseforbiological
attacks.Likewise,GrouchoMarx
deadpansthatcitizenshavean
excellentchanceofsurvivingtheA-
bombbysimplykeepingafirstaid
kitandfireextinguisher
handy.Thesanesttip
maylieinArthur“Big
Boy”Crudup’ssong:
“I’mGonnaDigMyself
aHole.”—EdnaGun-
dersen
“Ray Charles, Pure
Genius: The
Complete Atlantic
Recordings (1952-
1959)”
(Rhino/Atlantic,seven
CDs/oneDVD,$150)
RayCharleswasstill
relativelyunknown
whenhesignedwith
AtlanticRecordsin
1952.Bythetime
heleftthelabel
sevenyearslater,
hehadrevolu-
tionizedmusic
withhisblendingof
gospel,pop,bluesandRBinto
soul.
Thissetcommemorateswhat
wouldhavebeenhis75thanniver-
sarywithnearlyninehoursof
music.Thefirstsixdiscsfeature119
songsfromthelegend’sformative
years,includingearlyhits“I’veGot
aWoman,”“DrowninMyOwn
Tears,”“(NightTimeIs)TheRight
Time”and“What’dISay.”Buthis
geniusisn’tjustfoundinsongsthat
hadchartsuccess.Therawemotion
andsheerjoythatwasCharles
comesthroughonalmostevery
track.
Twoofthediscsaredevoted
largelytohisremarkablecollabora-
tionswithvibrophonistMiltJack-
son,whileanotherfeatureswork
withsaxophonistDavid“Fathead”
Newman.Aseventhdiscfeatures
mostlyunreleasedmaterialfroma
1953rehearsalsessionwithAtlantic
Recordsco-founderAhmetErte-
gun.Therearealsoouttakesfroma
1958sessionandseveralsnippetsof
studiodialoguefromsessionsfor
1959’s“TheGeniusofRayCharles.”
Disc8isaDVDofa1960New-
portJazzFestivalperformanceand
aninterviewwithErtegunby“Ray”
directorTaylorHackford.Thesetis
packagedinafauxrecord-player
casewithahardcover80-page
bookletthatincludesoriginal
albumlinernotes,anewessayby
Ertegunandanoverviewbybiogra-
pherDavidRitz.
Inthepastcoupleofyears,much
hypehassurroundedCharles,with
anOscar-winningmovie,aGram-
my-winningalbum,museumexhibi-
tionsandothercelebrations.This
setbringshomewhatthefussis
reallyallabout—amassivebodyof
workbyanartistwhorightfullycan
becalledgenius.—SteveJones
“One Kiss Can Lead to
Another: Girl Groups, Lost
And Found”
(Rhino,fourCDs,$70)
Girlpowerisconsideredsome-
thingofacontradictionintermsin
popmusicthesedays.Tobeyoung,
cuteandfemale,especiallyifyou
singsweetlyanddon’tbrandishthe
sortofbadattitudethatCourtney
Lovepassedoffaspost-feminist
elanforabout15minutes,istobe
dismissedasfodderfor“American
Idol”orJoeSimpson’snextSven-
galifantasy.
Thatwasn’talwaysthecase,
though.The’60sartistsshowcased
onthispackageworkedwithout-
sidewritersandproducers,manyof
themmale—thoughit’snotable
thatfeaturedsingerssuchasCarole
King,JackieDeShannonandEllie
Greenwichalsopopupinthewrit-
ingcredits.Butalltheirvoicesare
indisputably,powerfullytheirown.
Thoughthesongfocus,asthe
boxset’stitlesuggests,isonlesser-
knowngems,thereareplentyof
familiarnames,amongthemsuch
legendsandenduringiconsasIrma
Thomas,DustySpringfield,Connie
Francis,LesleyGore,BrendaLee
andevenCher.Muchofthefun,of
course,liesinunearthinglosttreas-
uressuchastheCinderellas’pining
“Baby,Baby(IStillLoveYou)”and
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E12 T H E B A K E R S F I E L D C A L I F O R N I A N
Thursday
December1,2005 E13
By CHRISTINA SOSA
Californian staff writer
e-mail: csosa@bakersfield.com
I
treallydoesfeellikefalling.
Everyoneofthe50secondsI
spentplummeting120miles
anhourtowardtheearthfelt
likefalling.
ButthiswasfallinglikeI’venever
fallenbefore.AndIknowfalling.I’ve
fallenoffchairs,stepstools,tables,
skateboardsandsidewalks.
No,itdoesn’tfeellikeyou’refloat-
ingonacushionofair.It’smorelike
beingpummeledinthechestwithair.
Whenyou’rekneelingattheopen
doorofasmallplaneandpreparing
tofreefallandparachute13,000feet
down,it’sadvisedtolookovertoa
cameramanhangingonthesideof
theplaneandwave.It’lllookcoolon
thevideo,theinstructorwilltellyou.
Idon’tknowwhohasthepresence
ofmindtobeconcernedaboutlook-
ingcoolatamomentlikethat.Proba-
blythesamepeoplewhothinkletting
outagood“Woo-hoo!”ontheplane
rideupisthebestwaytoexpress
whatthey’refeeling.
Idon’twoo-hoo.Ialsodon’tlook
coolwhenI’mfallingtowardthe
earthat120milesperhour.
TeresaMacDonald,41,isawoo-
hooer.Shewaswoo-hooinglike
crazyafterherfirstjump,aboutan
hourafterIjumped.Ididn’tseeher
video,butIbetsherememberedto
wavetothecameraandeverything.
“It’slikewow,you’rejumpingout,”
MacDonaldsaidaftershesafelyland-
ed.“Thatwas,like,scaryandfunand
excitingallatonce.”
Skydivingwasoneitemonalong
listofthingsMacDonald,aBakers-
fieldnative,hasalwayswantedtodo.
Shehasbungeejumped.She’swork-
ingonhermaster’sdegree.She’san
avidrafter.
Andthedayafterwebothjumped
outofaplane,shediditagain.I
alwayssaidIwantedtoskydive,too.
Buttobehonest,skydivingprobably
wouldhavelanguishedonalonglist
ofthingsIwantedtotry,butnever
quitemadetimefor,ifitweren’tfor
mydad.
Mydaddiedacoupleofmonths
ago.Hewas56yearsold,andvery
healthy,untilthecancerhidinginhis
pancreasatethroughhisbodyina
matterofmonths.
Duringoneofthelastconversa-
tionsIhadwithhim,weweretalking
aboutwhenItookmy13-year-old
brother,Steven,raftingthissummer.
Tomyhorrorandpanicatthetime,
Stevenhadfallenoutoftheboat.
ButbySeptember,thethreeofus
weresittingaroundlaughingaboutit.
SKY’S THE LIMIT!Californian reporter checks sky diving off her life-goals list,
as she hesitantly but purposefully jumps out of a plane
Parachute instructor Dave Bryan and his student, Californian reporter
Christina Sosa, give their approval pose for the sky diving photographer.
Parachute instructor
Dave Bryan tries to
keep things vertical,
but he and student
Christina Sosa come
in for a bit of a rough
landing.
FREEFALLING
So you want to see for yourself what
freefall feels like? There are two places
in Kern County that will allow you to
jump out of a perfectly good airplane.
Skydive Taft and Skydive California
City offer both tandem and accelerat-
ed freefall jumps. Tandem sky diving
involves an instructor who is har-
nessed to you. In accelerated freefall,
two instructors will jump with you, but
you will not be harnessed to either.
Once you open your parachute, you’re
on your own.
Skydive Taft
www.skydivetaft.com
Phone: 765-JUMP
Location: 500 Airport Drive, Taft
Cost: First-time tandem — $170
First-time accelerated freefall — $270
Restrictions: Must be 16 years old and
less than 230 pounds for tandem
jump, or 18 years old and less than
270 pounds for accelerated freefall.
Minors must have parental permission.
Skydive California City
www.skydivecaliforniacity.com
Phone: 888-373-4007
Location: 5999 Curtiss Place,
California City
Cost: First-time tandem — $199
First-time accelerated freefall — $299
Restrictions: Must be 18 years old
and less than 225 pounds.
Teresa MacDonald, a first-time
parachutist, hugs her tandem
instructor, Wayne Berryhill, after they
land successfully on the ground.
RODNEY THORNBURG / SPECIAL TO THE CALIFORNIAN
LIKE SKY DIVING ... BUT DIFFERENT
If going 120 miles an hour during freefall sounds a bit too intense for you, but you’d still like to feel
like you’re flying, consider trying a glider ride in Tehachapi.
Skylark North Glider Flight School
www.mountainvalleyairport.com
www.skylarknorth.com
Phone: 822-5267
Location: Intersection of Turf Street and Highline Road
Cost: Ranges from $60 to $130
Restrictions: Children as young as 6 or 7 can go, but you must weigh between 70 and 240 pounds.
Please turn to JUMP / E14
ON THE WEB
To watch video of reporter Christina
Sosa sky diving and listen to a
behind-the-scenes podcast, go to
www.bakersfield.com
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Onceyoubecomecomfortable
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My dad sighed and said, “I wish I
could have fallen out of the boat.”
I asked him why he never man-
aged to go rafting.
He said something about being
busy and how much money it
costs. I told him that maybe we
could go next summer, but we all
knew there wasn’t going to be a
next summer.
When the chance to go sky div-
ing came up, I decided I was never
going to end up wishing I had fallen
out of a boat, or jumped out of a
plane.
Sky diving turned out to be noth-
ing like I thought it would be.
For such an extreme sport, it’s
an incredibly peaceful experience.
Once the parachute opens, and
you spend several minutes floating
back toward terra firma, it’s
intensely serene.
It’s like getting the insight you’d
gain in five hours of silent medita-
tion in five minutes.
Plus, 13,000 feet in the air does-
n’t feel really high up.
It feels like an entirely different
dimension. I wasn’t scared of hit-
ting the ground, because the
ground had nothing to do with my
reality.
I wasn’t especially afraid at the
door of the plane either. I couldn’t
think of waving at the camera, but
the tandem instructor harnessed to
my back, Dave Bryan, didn’t give
me a whole lot of time to be scared,
either.
Bryan was a little goofy and rela-
tively inexperienced as an instruc-
tor (a fact I thankfully didn’t find
out until I was back on the ground)
but I wouldn’t have chosen another
guy to jump out of a plane with.
The next time I sky dive, I’m
definitely requesting Bryan.
There’s something incredibly
comforting about having some-
one strapped to your back at this
moment. I wish I could go
through life like that.
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RODNEY THORNBURG / SPECIAL TO THE CALIFORNIAN
On her first jump, Teresa MacDonald and her tandem instructor,
Wayne Berryhill, did not make a perfect landing, but the fun factor
was off the chart.
MUSIC:Books,
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Themosttellingcomments,
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Thursday
December1,2005
E14 THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAN
CYANMAGENTAYELLOWBLACK15
By ROBERT W. WELKOS
Los Angeles Times
•••
Reporter: “Rocky, the press has
labeled you a ‘Balboasauras’ who
should be in a museum. With all
the ‘ring rust,’ how do you think
you’ll hold up against the champ?”
Rocky: “Well, ya really don’t
know much about nobody until ya
lend ’em money or punch ’em
hard.”
•••
HOLLYWOOD—Yes,asimplau-
sibleasitmightseem,RockyBal-
boaisbackforRound6.Thoughthe
scriptcertainlydoesn’tdance
aroundthefactthattheItalianStal-
lionissteppingbackintotheringin
histwilightyears,SylvesterStal-
lone’sdecisiontogetbackintothe
ringhasbecomethefodderfor
countlessjokes.
DavidLetterman’s“TopTenList”
(TopTenSignsSylvesterStalloneIs
TooOldToPlayRocky)wasamong
thefirsttotakedeadaim:“Con-
stantlysays‘Yo,Adrian,gotmyLipi-
tor?’”wentonezinger.“Aftertap-
pinghandswithotherfighter,says,
‘Notsohard!’”wentanother.Anda
writerquippedintheMiami
Herald:“Historiansarecallingit
irrefutableproofthatmankindhas
officiallyrunoutofgoodideas.”
Enoughwiththe“Rocky”jokes
already,complainsJoeRoth,who
headsRevolutionStudios,which
alongwithSonyPicturesandits
newbanner,MGM,isproducingthe
newRockypicture.“Youcan’tturn
ontelevisionwithoutsomeonemak-
ingfunofit,”hesaid.“Jokeslike,
‘Who’shegoingtofight,AlanAlda?’
Or,‘Who’shegoingtofight,an
HMO?’It’sveryeasytobecynical.”
Rothsaidheexpectedthe
announcementtotriggersome
humor,but:“I’msurprisedatthe
vehemence(towardthenewRocky
project).Idon’twanttobelievepeo-
plecanbethatnasty.Theyshould
reservejudgment,frankly,atleast,
untiltheyreadthescript.”
Thescriptfor“RockyBalboa”
hastheover-the-hillBalboataking
onthereigningheavyweightboxing
champMason“TheLine”Dixon.
Bothmenaretryingtorestoretheir
dignity:Dixonbecausehe’sreviled
byfightfansfortakingonunproven
opponents;Rockybecauseitsbeen
yearssincetheagingboxerfrom
SouthPhillyhasclimbedintoaring
Thefilm,withStalloneasstarand
director,beginsprincipalphotogra-
phySaturdayattheMandalayBay
resortinLasVegas.Thecameras
willrecordcrowdscenesthatnight
atthereal-lifeBernardHopkins-Jer-
mainTaylormiddleweighttitle
rematchforuseinthemovie.
It’sthesixthinstallmentinthe
landmark“Rocky”franchise.The
original,releasedin1976,wonthree
AcademyAwards,includingbest
picture,andtouchedachordwith
moviegoersworldwideforitshero-
ictaleofthesmall-timePhiladel-
phiaboxerwhotriestoprovehe
cangothedistancewithheavy-
weightchampionApolloCreed.
Butintheinterveningyears,the
“Rocky”sequels—“RockyV”pre-
miered15yearsago—likeStallone
himself,see-sawedinboxoffice
popularityuntilbothbecameseen
asiconsofabygoneera.
Stalloneofferedthestartling
newslastmonththathenotonly
wouldhemake“RockyBalboa,”
but,atage59,alsowouldreprisehis
roleasformerVietnamvetandone-
manarmyJohnJ.Ramboin“Rambo
IV,”whichisscheduledtobeginpro-
ductionsometimeinthespring.
Rothsaidthatfromafinancial
standpoint,“RockyBalboa”makes
perfectsense.Theproductionbudg-
etonthe38-dayshootisprojected
tobe$24million—lessthanhalf
whattheaveragestudiofilmcosts
thesedays.AndthoughStallone’s
NorthAmericanboxofficeappeal
mayhavetankedinrecentyears,the
actorcontinuestohavestrongaudi-
enceappealoverseas,asdoesthe
characterofRocky.
Intheearlyyears,thefranchise
waslucrative.Theoriginal“Rocky”
grossed$117.2milliondomestically,
with“RockyII”grossing$85.2mil-
lion,“RockyIII”$125millionand
“RockyIV”$127.9million.Butby
1990,“RockyV’s”domesticgross
droppedto$41million.
“It’sinterestinghowRockyand
Sylvesterhavebeensoinextricably
connectedovertheyears,”said
RobertChartoff,who,withIrwin
Winkler,producedalltheprevious
Rockymovies.“Peopleseehimas
Rocky,tosomeextent.
“Weareveryawarethatithas
beenmanyyearssince‘Rocky’was
made,”addedChartoff,who,along
withWinklerandStallone,will
serveasexecutiveproduceronthe
newfilm.“Thereisgoingtobea
newaudienceseeingit.Ourcriteri-
oninmakingthisfilmistohaveit
standonitsown.Ithasqualitiesto
beawonderfulmotionpicturejust
becauseofwhatitis,notjust
becauseit’sasequelto‘Rocky.’”
Revolutionsaysthereareplans
foraspecialDVDcollectionnext
yeartomarkthe30thanniversaryof
“Rocky,”whichshouldhelpboost
awarenessof“RockyBalboa,”cur-
rentlyscheduledforreleaseduring
thePresident’sDayholidayin2007.
Itwasn’tthemodestproduction
costthatsoldRothonthe“Rocky
Balboa”project.HesaidStallone’s
scriptharksbacktotheoriginal.
ItopenswithDixon(Antonio
Tarverissetforthepart)inthering
landingablowonanopponent’s
chin,sendingtheotherboxertothe
canvas.Butratherthancheer,the
crowdreactswithloudbooingand
hurlsiceatDixon’scorner.“Anoth-
erdisappointingtitledefense,”says
theringsidecommentator.Thenext
scenefindsRockyseatedonanold
foldingchairinagraveyardwhere
hiswife,Adrian,isburied.Seated
nearbyisRocky’sbrother-in-law,
Paulie.Rockyrises,kissesthehead-
stoneandleaves.
Withthesecontrasting,emotion-
allychargedscenes,Stallonerein-
troducesustoRockyBalboaand
hisworld,settingthestageforwhat
issurelyoneofthemostimproba-
blecomebacksinboxinghistory.
Rocky’s“wifehasdied,he’s
alone,he’sanembarrassmenttohis
son,hehasnothingtoloseandis
desperatetonotmakeathirdactof
hislifegoinanonymity,”Rothsaid.
ThebittersweetscripthasRocky
inafast-changingworld,stilldriven
toprovehimselfevenifitelicits
ridiculefromthosearoundhim.
Rockynowownsarestaurantin
theSouthPhillyneighborhood
wherehegrewup,posingforpho-
toswithfanswhotrickleinurging
himtotellafew“stories”aboutthe
goodol’days.
Then,onedayESPNtelecastsa
computer-generatedre-creationof
greatathletesofdifferenterascom-
petingagainstoneanotherinasim-
ulatedringcontest.Onematchup
pitssouthpawsluggerRockyBal-
boaagainstcurrentchamp,Dixon.
ItspawnsanideainDixon’scamp
foranexhibitionbout.AndRocky,
ofcourse,isupforthechallenge.
Thescriptwasalreadywritten
whenRothcameonboard.Roth
saidhewasattendingaNewYear’s
EvepartylastyearinCaboSan
Lucas,Mexico,whenhehappened
torunintoStallone.
“Idon’tknowStalloneverywell,
justenoughtosay‘Hello,’”recalled
Roth.“ButheknowsI’maboxing
fanandabigfanofhis(‘Rocky’)
movie.Hetoldmehehadwrittena
scriptforanew‘Rocky’andwon-
deredifIwouldbeinterestedin
readingit.”
Asfatewouldhaveit,Rothsaid,
“Rocky”co-producerWinkler
walkedintothepartyaboutanhour
laterandtheprojectsoontookoff.
“Hebelieved,aswebelieved,that
thetimecouldberightforanother
‘Rocky.’”
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Thursday
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seeks similar man, 25-32, N/S, for
friendship, possible romance. ☎826840
SEEKING HANDSOME ANGEL
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sense of humor, wants to talk to SM,
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life. ☎868269 @ pursia
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LOVE ME FOR ME
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PJJonni
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sarah071701
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TIRED OF GAMES
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  • 2. T H I S W E E K E N D ’ S B E S T B E T S Today “A Storybook Christmas” Christmasparade,6to8p.m.,route beginsonLStreetat22ndStreet. Websitewww.bakersfieldchrist- masparade.orgor327-5019. Friday Chez Noel 2005 Threehomeswillbeopenforself- guidedtours, presentedbythe AssistanceLeagueofBakersfield; 10a.m.to4p.m.FridayandSatur- day;boutiquevendorsopen9:30 a.m.to4p.m.atSt.Paul’sEpiscopal Church,221617thSt.$30.Tickets availableatBargainBox,Beladagio, Olcutt’s,Russo’sBooksinEastHills MallandSugardaddy’s.Proceeds benefitOperationSchoolBell, OperationOpportunityandOpera- tionHugs.861-9223. Shop Around the World Holidayshoppingjourneyfeaturing internationalfoodandbeverage tasting,giftraffle,localmerchants andmore,4to9p.m.Friday;10a.m. to4p.m.Saturday,KernCounty Museum,3801ChesterAve.$20;$15 membersforFriday;$15;$10mem- bersforSaturday.852-5000. Christmas comedies RoyalAssociationofThespians, offensivecomedy,twoshows,“I KnowWhatYouDidLastChrist- mas,”and“TheSampler”sketch comedy,10:30p.m.FridayandSat- urday,TheEmptySpace,706Oak St.Adultsonly.327-PLAY. ‘Travelers and Magicians’ FLICSInternationalCinemaSoci- ety,presents“TravellersandMagi- cians”7:30p.m.atBakersfieldFox Theater,2001HSt.$4.Website www.flics.orgorcall325-4815. Rockabilly Roadhouse LeeRocker,CactiWidders, Wolftones,8:30p.m.atFishlipsBar &Grill,151718thSt.$20.324-2557. Saturday Toy drive concert Vinny’ssecondannualToysforTots ToyDrive,withmusicbyThe Rumor,HitByASemi,TheFilthies, andThePoliticians,9:30p.m.Fri- day;OutofRoom,VanityAvenue, andAnotherYear,9:30p.m.at Vinny’sBar,2700S.UnionAve. Bringonenewunwrappedtoyora $5donation.835-7444. Beauty pageant 2006Teen,Miss&Mrs.Bakersfield Pageant,Scholarship,prizes,pro- fessionaltrainingandmore,prelim- inarytotheCaliforniaInternational Pageant atBakersfieldHigh School,HarveyAuditorium,1241G St.664-6038. Comic book & gaming show 21stStockdaleHighComicBook& GamingShow,featuringJimDuriga apublished“StarTrek”authorfrom Bakersfield,costumecontest,comic books,toys,“StarWars,”gaming cards,“Pokémon,”“Yu-Gi-Oh!”and more,9a.m.to4p.m.atStockdale HighSchool,cafeteria,2800Buena VistaRoad.$3;$1offifdressedfor costumecontest.654-0903. Sunday Christmas concert CommunityConcertBandChrist- masConcert,3p.m.atCSUB,Doré Theatre,9001StockdaleHighway. $10;$6students/seniors.654-6007. Christmas concert GoldenEmpireHotJazzSociety,a dancewithmusicbytheSouthside ChicagoSeven,1to5p.m.atThe HillHouse,700TruxtunAve.$10 non-members.323-8547. Eye spy The top 10 The top 10 signs you had a bad Thanksgiving, accord- ing to the “Late Show with David Letterman” 10. Ran out of booze by 11 a.m. 9. Most frequently used word at dinner: Heimlich 8. Meal was leftovers from last Thanksgiving 7. Thanks to new electric knife, kids fought over wishbone and your severed thumb 6. “Turkey” was wearing a dog collar 5. Spent day in Times Square wait- ing for the giant turkey to drop 4. Woke up from tryptophan- induced sleep naked in driveway 3. When dinner came out, so did your son 2. Laura and the twins lock you out 1. Turkey dinner was only breast you’ve touched all year THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAN • Thursday, December 1, 2005 2 Makeadate ■Wanttoknowwheretogo,what todoandwhentobethere?Check outEyeStreet’sMonthAheadcal- endarforDecember. UpComing FRIDAY PAGE CALIFORNIAN FILE PHOTO A selection of ornaments can be seen at Dave and Linda Cates’ home, one of this year’s Chez Noel showcase homes. go! How to reach us Mail calendar submissions to Eye Calendar, The Bakersfield Californian, P.O. Bin 440, Bakersfield, CA 93302, fax to 395-7519, or send e-mail to calendars@bakersfield.com. For details, contact Sheryl Truitt at 395-7520 or struitt@bakersfield.com. To submit story ideas, contact Asst. Lifestyles editor Colleen Jiron at 395-7434. Boxoffice Dec. 6 GaryAllan&PatGreen Presented by the Bud Light Concert Series, 8 p.m. Tuesday, Bakersfield Fox Theater, 2001 H St. $25-$47. Web site www.valli- tix.com or call 322-5200. Dec. 14 TrickPony 7 p.m. Wednesday, Buck Owens Crystal Palace, 2800 Buck Owens Blvd. $10. Web site www.vallitix.com or call 322-5200. Dec. 16 KottonmouthKings Montgomery World Plaza, 3201 F St. $18-$20. Web site www.timgardeapresents.com or call 321-9400. Dec. 20 SublimeRemembered 7:30p.m.Tuesday,ClubExtreme, 213E.18thSt.$16.Website www.vallitix.comorcall322-5200. Jan. 6 ElvinBishop No Stinkin’ Service Charge Blues Series, 6 p.m. Friday, DoubleTree Hotel Ballroom, 3100 Camino Del Rio Court. Reserved $20-$25. 831-3100. Jan. 13 TheBastardSons ofJohnnyCash 8:30 p.m. Friday, Fishlips Bar & Grill, 1517 18th St. $20. 324-2557. Jan. 14 CarlosMencia 8 p.m. Saturday, Bakersfield Fox Theater, 2001 H St. Web site www.vallitix.com or call 322-5200. Feb. 9 Chicago 8:15 p.m. Thursday, Bakersfield Fox Theater, 2001 H St. $40.25-$65.25. Web site www.vallitix.com or call 322-5200. COMING TO TOWN The Californian Insider FOOD FOR THOUGHT “Ofalltyrannies, atyrannysincere- lyexercisedfor thegoodofits victimsmaybe themost oppressive.” — Author C.S. Lewis Boxitup ■ Eachyearthemusic industrygenerates dozensofdeluxebox setsfortheholidays. USA Today’smusiccrit- icsspotlightthemost enjoyablepackagesof 2005. SeePageE10 Yo,Adrian! Rocky’sback inthering ■ Asimplausibleasit mightseem,RockyBal- boaisbackforRound6 — yieldingplentyof jokematerial.SeePageE15 Inside TODAY’S EYE Best Bets . . . . . . . .2 Red Meat . . . . . . . .2 Weekend Calendar .3 Arts Alive . . . . . . . . .3 Dining Out . . . . . . . .5 People in the News 7 The Drop . . . . . . . . .8 Video Games . . . . .9 TV programming . .19 Advice, comics . . .20 Cover photo: RODNEY THORNBURG / SPECIAL TO THE CALIFORNIAN Christina Sosa comes down with her tandem instructor, Dave Bryan. 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  • 3. Thursday December1,2005 E3THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAN ConcertsRockabilly Roadhouse, withLeeRocker,CactiWid- ders,Wolftones,8:30p.m. Friday,FishlipsBar&Grill, 151718thSt.$20.324-2557. Clubs, restaurants ACOUSTIC Xander’s Grill,141919th St.;JoelJacob,7to10p.m. todayandFriday. BLUES Fishlips Bar & Grill,1517 18thSt.,324-2557;LAJones &TheBluesMessengers,9 p.m.Saturday. Stars Jazz Club,1931 ChesterAve.,325-6100: MikeMontanoBand,10 p.m.Saturday.Free. CLASSIC ROCK Bellvedere Cocktail Lounge,3090Brundage Lane,325-2139;Divided Highway,9p.m.Fridayand Saturday. Schweitzer’s Pit Stop, 10807RosedaleHighway, 587-8888;ReallyBig Midgets,8p.m.Fridayand Saturday. Sandrini's, 1918EyeSt., 322-8900;TheBeagles,10 p.m.FridayandSaturday. COUNTRY/ COUNTRY ROCK Arlie’s Club,5430Lake IsabellaBlvd.,(760)379- 8144;TedMartinandMid- nightRodeo,9p.m.Friday andSaturday;4p.m.Sun- day.LakeIsabella. Crystal Palace,2800Buck OwensBlvd.,328-7560; BuckOwensandthe Buckaroos,7:30p.m.Friday andSaturday. Ethel’s Old Corral Cafe, 4310AlfredHarrellHigh- way,873-7613;Moosehead, 7to11p.m.Friday;Country George,3to7p.m.Sunday. Trouts,805N.Chester Ave.,399-6700;Bobby DurhamandtheTexPistols, 8:30p.m.FridayandSatur- day;7:30p.m.Sunday. Tejon Club, 117ElTejon Ave.,392-1747;Justin McWilliams&Nightlife,6to 10p.m.Sunday. COVER SONGS Valentien Restaurant & Wine Bar,3310Truxtun Ave.,Suite160,864-0397; KeithBarbour,6to9p.m. TuesdaythroughSaturday. HARD ROCK/METAL Vinny’s Bar & Grill,2700 S.UnionAve.,835-7444;Out ofRoom,VanityAvenue, andAnotherYear,9:30p.m. Saturday. JAZZ The Bistro,5105California Ave.,323-3905;JohnnyBlue, 6to8p.m.Friday;Richie Perez,7to10p.m.Saturday; 10a.m.to1p.m.Sunday brunch. The Garden Spot,3320 TruxtunAve.,323-3236; RichiePerez,6to8p.m.Fri- day. OLDIES KC Steakhouse,2515F St.,322-9910;JimmyGains &BobbyO,6:30p.m.today throughSaturday. Cafe Med,4809Stockdale Highway,834-4433;The CafeMedBand,9:30p.m. FridayandSaturday. OLD SCHOOL/FUNK The Jungle Cafe,700 TruxtunAve.,327-3737; Rock-A-Mole,9p.m.Friday andSaturday. PUNK Vinny’s Bar & Grill,2700 S.UnionAve.,835-7444;The Rumor,HitByASemi,The Filthies,andThePoliti- cians,9:30p.m.Friday. Theater“Miracle On 34th Street,”8p.m.today throughSaturday;2p.m. Sunday,SpotlightTheatre, 162219thSt.$15advance; $18dayof.Website www.spotlighttheatreand- cafe.comorcall634-0692. “A Christmas Carol,”8 p.m.Friday;2and8p.m. Saturday;4p.m.Sunday, GaslightMelodramaThe- atre&MusicHall,12748 JomaniDrive.587-3377. “Hurry Up, Santa,”direct- edbyBobKempf,8p.m.Fri- dayandSaturday;4p.m. Sunday,TheEmptySpace, 706OakSt.$10adults;$5 students.327-PLAY. Royal Association of Thespians,offensivecom- edy,twoshows“IKnow WhatYouDidLastChrist- mas,”and“TheSampler” sketchcomedy,10:30p.m. FridayandSaturday,The EmptySpace,706OakSt. Adultsonly.327-PLAY. “A Merry Christmas At Stars,”8p.m.Saturday;2 p.m.Sunday,StarsTheatre Restaurant,1931Chester Ave.325-6100. Auditionsfor“FiveWomen WearingtheSameDress,”1 to5p.m.Saturday;7to10 p.m.Monday,Bakersfield CommunityTheatre,2400 S.ChesterAve.444-2735. Major League Improv, improvisationalcomedy show,appropriateforfami- lies,6p.m.Saturday,Spot- lightTheatre,162219thSt. $6to$8.634-0692. ArtArt exhibit,withPaulBux- man,“ValleyVisions,” throughJan.3,ArtsCouncil ofKernGallery,2000KSt., Suite110.Open9a.m.to5 p.m.TuesdaythroughFri- day.324-9000. Art exhibits,Meredith BrooksAbbott,PabloPicas- so,FrancesandJimPyles, BakersfieldMuseumofArt, 1930RSt.Website www.bmoa.orgorcall323- 7219. Kathy Miller,watercol- orist,featuredartistthrough December,BakersfieldArt Association,GalleryofArt, EastHillsMall,3000Mall ViewRoad.872-2806. Painting and Digital Media Methodologies,by JillThayer,showcasing interpretivenarrative piecesproducedintheArt DepartmentatClaremont GraduateUniversity,exhibit ongoingthroughDec.3,Jill ThayerGalleriesattheFox, 170020thSt.Galleryhours, 1to4p.m.Thursdaysand Fridaysorbyappointment. Website www.jillthayer.comorcall 328-9880. T H I S W E E K E N D ’ S E V E N T S CALIFORNIAN FILE PHOTO Buck Owens performs at the Crystal Palace with the Buckaroos on Friday and Saturday. Please turn to EVENTS / E4 -NOWPLAYING- The only movie opening this weekend in Bakersfield is “Aeon Flux,” starring Charlize Theron as a futuristic assassin. When a big-budget film starring an Acade- my Award-winning actress opens during the prestigious holiday season, one would expect its studio to do everything to trumpet its arrival in theaters — and it has. However, there have been no advance screenings for critics. Typically, when that happens, the studio is predict- ing a dud. An expensive one, in this case. No ‘Flux’ for critics In Friday’s Movies & More Twoaudienceparticipation musicaleventscomingupwithin thenextfewdaysareapleasant waytowelcometheholidayseason withoutstrainingthefamilybudget. Leadingoffat3p.m.onSunday attheDoréTheatrewillbeCal StateBakersfield’sCommunity ConcertBand,underthedirection ofPatriciaChildress,CSUBprofes- sorofinstrumentalmusic. Childress,anenthusiasticcon- ductorwhoinearlierconcertshas shownhoweasilyshedevelopsa rapportwithheraudience,said Sunday’sprogramwillinclude manytraditionalChristmascarols. Sheencouragesthoseattendingto bepreparedtosingalong. Admissionis$10foradults;$6, studentsandseniors.Formore information,call664-2136. Then,at7p.m.onMondayatthe FoxTheater,theBakersfieldCol- legeinstrumentaldepartmentwill present“ChristmasinKern.” RobbyMartinez,director,said theevening’sspecialguestwillbe AlanPaul,aneight-timeGrammy winnerandmemberoftheManhat- tanTransfervocalgroup. “AlanandIareoldfriends,” Mar- tinezsaid.“AndwhenIcalledhim toaskhimtocomehesaid,‘CanI bringmychoirtoo?’AndIsaid, sure.” Asaresult,theLakeShrinetem- pleSingersofLosAngeleswillbe partoftheprogram,alongwiththe 75-memberHolidayFestival Orchestra,whichismadeupofthe BCwindensembleandtheBC CommunityOrchestra. Martinezdescribestheeventasa varietyconcertfortheentirefamily tocelebratetheholidayspirit.He saiditwillfeaturecheerful,dramat- icandsometimeshumorous,pre- sentations. Alsoscheduledtoappeararethe DelanoHighSchoolPlatinum Choir,Channel17NewsToysters, PanoramaSteelDrumBandand theBakersfieldCommunityDeaf Choir. Theprogramwillincludemusic byFranzSchubert,LeroyAnder- son,theMannheimSteamroller, JohnWilliams,MelTorme,Danny Elfmanandothers. Proceedswillbeusedtohelp fundneedsoftheBCinstrumental musicdepartmentaswellasstu- dentscholarships. Ticketsare$5foradults;$3,stu- dentsandseniors;freeformem- bersofthemilitaryinuniformand childrenage12oryounger.Tickets areavailablenowattheBCticket office,395-4326;FoxTheater,324- 1369;andWorldRecords,831-3100. Tehachapi arts fair Artworksandhandmadecrafts willbeonsaleatTehachapiArt Center’s“ChristmasPeddlers’ Faire.”Itwillbeopenfrom10a.m. to5p.m.,FridaythroughSundayat 196S.MojaveSt.inTehachapi. MelWhite,owner,saidthefair willtakeplaceoutdoors.Insidethe centervisitorscanviewthis month’sgalleryexhibit.Theshow, shesaid,“isaneclecticcollectionof thebestworkfromthebestartists intown.”ItwillbeupthroughDec. 24.Fordetails,call822-6794. Wildlife art exhibit Paintingsbyinternationally knownwildlifeartistPattiAbbot WilsonareondisplayatRusso’s BooksatTheMarketplacenow throughDec.31. Wilson,aBakersfieldnativewho livesintheRioBravoarea,often depictsbirdsandanimalscommon tohersurroundings.Forexample, oneoilpaintingondisplayshowsa finelydetailedNorthernflicker perchedonasinglegray-greenleaf ofanenormousagaveplant. Theartistsaidsheprefersto workinoils.“I’vetriedtouse acrylicsbuttheydrytoofast,”she said,explainingthatitdoesn’tallow timetoincludethedetailswhichshe feelsareimportant.Thedrawback, sheadded,“isthatittakesmeabout amonthtocompleteonepainting becauseittakessolongtodry.” Wilsonbeginsherpaintingswith sketchesandphotographsmadein thefield.Shethencompletesthe workoncanvasinherstudio.Her subjectsincludeawiderangeof birdsandanimals,rangingfrom tinyhummingbirdsdrawingnectar fromhollyhockstoapensivegray foxwithwarm,browneyes. Hersubjectsarenotlimitedto thosecommontoCaliforniaand otherwesternstates.Shesaidshe findsmanyeasternspecies,suchas theorioleandcardinal,duringvis- itstoAlabamawhereherhusband, DonWilson,hasfamily. Inadditiontotheoilpaintings, herexhibitincludesnumerous gicleeprintsofheroriginalwork. Largerprintsareframedandcov- eredinglass;smalleronesaresim- plymatted. Fourofherpaintingshavebeen publishedin“WildlifeArt:Sixty ContemporaryMastersandTheir Work,”ahandsome,full-colorbook byJoanMuyskensPursley.Wilson willbeatRusso’stoautograph copiesofthebookfrom4to7p.m. onDec.11. Camille Gavin’s column appears on Thursdays. Gavin can be reached via e-mail at gav- inarts@aol.com. CONTRIBUTING COLUMNIST Camille Gavin A R T S A L I V E Holiday events abound in Kern
  • 4. PattiWilson,featuredartistthrough Jan.1,Russo’sBooksatTheMarket- place,9000MingAve.Websitewww.rus- sosbooks.comor665-4686. TheArtShopClub,9a.m.tonooneach ThursdayandSaturdayforbeginningto advancedoilpainting,TheArtShop, 122120thSt.Classicandmodernartists welcome.322-0544. Specialevents “AStorybookChristmas,”Christmas parade,6to8p.m.today,routebeginson LStreetat22ndStreet.Website www.bakersfieldchristmasparade.orgor 327-5019. HolidayLights@CALM,dozensofdis- playsandexhibits,ridesontheCandy CaneExpressrailroadandhand-painted, animatedminiaturesperformingthe NutcrackerBallet,5:30to9p.m.today throughSunday,CALM,10500Alfred HarrellHighway.Website www.vallitix.comor322-5200,872-2256. JoeBonamassa,NoStinkin’Service ChargeBluesSeries,today,DoubleTree Hotel,ClubOdyssey,3100CaminoDel RioCourt.Reserved$25-$30.831-3100. JoelJacobs,7to10p.m.todayandFri- day,Xander’sGrill,141919thSt.869- 2474. KLLYRadioPoolPartywithUnder theSunTanningSalon,5to7p.m.; SteveHillperformsclassicandsouthern rock,6:30to10:30p.m.today,TheJungle Cafe,700TruxtunAve.327-3737. OpenMic,withCatfish,9p.m.today, FishlipsBar&Grill,151718thSt.324- 2557. ChezNoel2005,presentedbythe AssistanceLeagueofBakersfield;three homeswillbeopenforself-guidedtours, 10a.m.to4p.m.FridayandSaturday; boutiquevendorsopen9:30a.m.to4 p.m.atSt.Paul’sEpiscopalChurch,2216 17thSt.$30.TicketsavailableatBargain Box,Beladagio,Olcott’s,Russo’sBooks inEastHillsMallandSugardaddy’s.Pro- ceedsbenefitOperationSchoolBell, OperationOpportunityandOperation Hugs.861-9223. FLICSInternationalCinemaSociety, presents“TravellersandMagicians”7:30 p.m.Friday,BakersfieldFoxTheater, 2001HSt.$4.Websitewww.flics.orgor call325-4815. FridayNiteMusiciansForChrist, openmike,acoustic-electricbands,orig- inalmusicencouraged,7to9:30p.m., GreatBeginningsChristianCoffee House,4201UniversityAve.871-5061or 328-9409. OildaleToyRun,meeting9a.m.atBak- ersfieldSpeedway,leavingtowardthe Corralat11a.m.;musicbyRhythm11:30 a.m.to3:30p.m.Saturday,Ethel’sOld CorralCafe,4310AlfredHarrellHigh- way.873-7613. ShopAroundtheWorld,holidayshop- pingjourneyfeaturinginternationalfood andbeveragetasting,giftraffle,local merchantsandmore,4to9p.m.Friday; 10a.m.to4p.m.Saturday,KernCounty Museum,3801ChesterAve.$20;$15 membersforFriday;$15;$10members forSaturday.852-5000. Vinny’ssecondannualToysforTots ToyDrive,withmusicbyTheRumor, HitByASemi,TheFilthiesandThe Politicians,9:30p.m.Friday;Outof Room,VanityAvenue,andAnotherYear, 9:30p.m.Saturday,Vinny’sBar,2700S. UnionAve.Bringonenewunwrapped toyora$5donation.835-7444. 2006Teen,MissandMrs.Bakersfield Pageant,scholarship,prizes,profes- sionaltrainingandmore,preliminaryto theCaliforniaInternationalPageant,Sat- urdayatBakersfieldHighSchool,Har- veyAuditorium,1241GSt.664-6038. 21stStockdaleHighComicBook& GamingShow,featuringJimDuriga,a published“StarTrek”authorfromBak- ersfield,costumecontest,comicbooks, toys,“StarWars,”gamingcards,“Poké- mon,”“Yu-Gi-Oh!”andmore,9a.m.to4 p.m.Saturday,StockdaleHighSchool, cafeteria,2800BuenaVistaRoad.$3;$1 offifdressedforcostumecontest.654- 0903. AllProWrestling,featuringGangrel, doorsopen7:30p.m.Friday,Mont- gomeryWorldPlaza,3201FSt.$10;VIP withameet-and-greetwithallwrestlers, $20.Website www.timgardeapresents.comorcall321- 9400. CenterfortheBlind&Visually Impaired,annualPancakeBreakfast andChristmasBazaar,itemsfeaturedare handmadebythestudentsandvolun- teersofCBVI,8a.m.tonoonSaturday, 1124BakerSt.$6foradults;$3children 12andunder.322-5234. EnchantedForest,cocktailparty,hors d’oeuvres,displayofgingerbreadhouses andmore,6p.m.Saturdaybeginningat 13909Searspoint;thenat7:30p.m.offto 13913CedarCreekAve.$25,bringan unwrappedtoyforachildalongwitha Christmasornament.Proceedsbenefit theAllianceAgainstFamilyViolenceand PhoenixHouseWomenandChildren’s Program.204-7799. FACTOpenHouse,1to4p.m.Satur- day,CSUBFacilityforAnimalCareand Treatment,9001StockdaleHighway. 654-3167. KidsWorkshop,holiday-themedgrab bag,9a.m.tonoonSaturday,Home Depot.Free.Website www.homedepot.comorcall(800)430- 3376. MajorLeagueImprov,improvisational comedyshow,appropriateforfamilies,6 p.m.Saturday,SpotlightTheatre,1622 19thSt.$6to$8.634-0692. MaverickSquares,Christmas“Can” DancewithJayHendersoncalling, ChuckandMaryRyallonrounds,6:45to 10:30p.m.Saturday,VeteransHall,1905 WilsonRoad.Bringcannedfooditems forBakersfieldGleaners.831-8448. Mr.Toad’sWildRun,20Kand5Kruns onthetoughestcourseinKernCounty, registration6:30to7:30a.m.atHartPark; PolliwogRunsforkids,registration9:30 to10:15a.m.Saturday.Registeronlineat www.active.comormoreinformationat www.mrtoadswildrun.com. ParentsNightOut,eveningofgymnas- ticsandotheractivitiesforchildrenages 3andup,6to11p.m.Saturday,American AcademyofGymnastics,3556Bowman Court.589-2100. PhillipGreenliefandTheresaWong, 3to5p.m.Saturday,Dagny’sCoffeeCo., 160020thSt.634-0806. Santa’sBreakfast,withMr.andMrs. Claus,8to11a.m.Saturday,Greenacres CommunityCenter,2014Calloway Drive.$5.392-2010. CommunityConcertBandChristmas Concert,3p.m.Sunday,CalStateBak- ersfield,DoréTheatre,9001Stockdale Highway.$10;$6students/seniors.654- 6007. GoldenEmpireHotJazzSociety,a dancewithmusicbytheSouthside ChicagoSeven,1to5p.m.Sunday,The HillHouse,700TruxtunAve.$10non- members.323-8547. Upcoming Monday12/5 “AChristmasinKern,”presentedby theBakersfieldCollegeMusicDepart- ment,7p.m.,BakersfieldFoxTheater, 2001HSt.$5;$3students/seniors;freefor militaryinuniform.395-4326or831-3100. Tuesday12/6 GaryAllanandPatGreen,presented bytheBudLightConcertSeries,8p.m., BakersfieldFoxTheater,2001HSt.$25 to$47.Websitewww.vallitix.comorcall 322-5200. Wednesday12/7 “AMerryChristmasAtStars,”8p.m. WednesdaythroughSaturday;2p.m. Sunday,StarsTheatreRestaurant,1931 ChesterAve.325-6100. AdventOrganMusic,withtheAmeri- canGuildofOrganists,12:30to1p.m. Wednesday,FirstPresbyterianChurch, 170517thSt.$4lunch,servedat1p.m. 325-9419. HolidayLights@CALM,5:30to9p.m. throughDec.29,CALM,10500Alfred HarrellHighway.Website www.vallitix.comor322-5200,872-2256. OptimalHospiceFoundation19th annualLightUpALifeCelebration,6 p.m.,4800StockdaleHighway,Suite215. Allproceedswillprovidehospiceservic- estopatientsinKernCounty.716-8000. Thursday12/8 “HurryUp,Santa,”directedbyBob Kempf,8p.m.ThursdaythroughSatur- day;4p.m.Sunday,TheEmptySpace, 706OakSt.$10adults;$5students.327- PLAY. “AMerryChristmasAtStars,”8p.m. ThursdaythroughSaturday;2p.m.Sun- day,StarsTheatreRestaurant,1931 ChesterAve.325-6100. “MiracleOn34thStreet,”8p.m. ThursdaythroughSaturday;2p.m.Sun- day,SpotlightTheatre,162219thSt.$15 advance;$18dayof.Websitewww.spot- lighttheatreandcafe.comorcall634- 0692. Friday12/9 28thAnniversaryNutcracker,with theBakersfieldSymphonyOrchestra andtheCivicDanceCenter,7:30p.m.Fri- day;1and7:30p.m.Saturday;1p.m.Sun- day,thetheateratRabobankConvention Center,1001TruxtunAve.$28-$32;stu- dentshalfprice;childrenunder6free. Websitewww.bakersfieldsymphony.org or323-7928. “BeautyisaBeast,”directedbyMary AllysanBlake,8p.m.FridayandSatur- day;2p.m.Sunday,BakersfieldCommu- nityTheatre,2400S.ChesterAve.Web sitewww.bakersfieldcommunitythe- atre.orgorcall831-8114. “WalkThroughBethlehem,”5to8:30 p.m.Friday;3to8:30p.m.Saturday;3to 8p.m.Sunday,HillcrestSeventh-day AdventistChurch,2801BernardSt.871- 5000. Saturday12/10 FourthannualCityLightsMotorcy- cleCruise,sign-ups3to4p.m.;leave approximately4:14p.m.foraride aroundtownwithholidaylights,food, raffleandmore,Chuy’s,2500NewStine Road.$15andtwocansoffoodforthe Capistranowomen’sCenter;$12passen- gers.BenefitstheKernAutismAssocia- tion.872-4567. “ARazzleDazzleChristmas,”pre- sentedbytheBakersfieldKeynotes, scholarshipluncheonandconcert,noon, StarsTheatreRestaurant,1931Chester Ave.$22.50.871-9593or871-4221. HolidayLamplightTours,withOld Westencampmentsandcostumedinter- preters,3to8p.m.,KernCountyMuse- um,3801ChesterAve.$10;$5children3- 12years.852-5000. Kids’Christmas,1to4p.m.Saturday, JesusShack,132630thSt.Website www.jesusshack.comorcall324-0638. “TheHillHouseHolidayRevue,” directedbyDavidZent,8p.m.Saturday; 6p.m.Sunday,DavidZent’sJewelBox TheatreatBestWesternHillHouse,700 TruxtunAve.$30adults;$20children under12.Dinnerincluded.871-1853. Sunday12/11 22ndannualBakersfieldToyRun andFoodDrive,7a.m.,fromBeach Parktothefairgroundsforvendors, bands,food,beveragesandraffles; motorcycleandclassiccarparade,10 a.m.,beginsatBeachPark,24thandOak streets.$20or$20worthoffoodand toys.832-3045or397-8735. TehachapiCommunityOrchestra, performsAnderson“AChristmasFesti- val;”VanAllsburg/Kapilow“ThePolar Express;”andTchaikovsky“TheNut- crackerSuite,”4p.m.,JacobsenMiddle SchoolCafeteria,711AnitaDrive, Tehachapi.Free.Websitewww.tehacha- piorchestra.comor821-7511. Tuesday12/13 HolidayPopsHolidayFamilyCon- cert,withtheBakersfieldSymphony Orchestra,BakersfieldMasterworks ChoralewithguestconductorCoonLee LimfromSingaporeNationalUniversity Symphony,7:30p.m.,thetheaterat RabobankConventionCenter,1001 TruxtunAve.$22to$34;studentshalf price.Websitewww.bakersfieldsympho- ny.orgor323-7928. 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  • 5. B A K E R S F I E L D R E S T A U R A N T R E V I E W Thursday December1,2005 E5THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAN By PETE TITTL Contributing columnist e-mail: ptittl@bakersfield.com Acolumnlikethisisalotoffun towrite.Anewrestaurantopened intownthatjustwowedme.Asort ofcombinationofqualityfood, atmosphereandsophistication that,morethannewsubdivisionsor explodingpopulationfigures,sig- nalsagrowingsophisticationonthe Bakersfieldrestaurantscene.With placeslikeMamaRoomba’sand Shogun,it’soneofanassortmentof newrestaurantsintownthatare NOTthesame-old,same-old. Tobeginwith,McGee’sattheIce- househadthegoodtastetoopenin thespacelastoccupiedbyBella Italia.Beforethatrestaurantslike Patrick’sandBootlegger’shadlong staysinthehistoricspace.Iliked whatBellaItaliadidwithit,butit’s evenclassiernow,withtheloftand whitetableclothswithblackaccents andaninvitingsofaintheentryarea. TheownersareNealandRobin McGee,andexpectatleastoneof themtovisityourtableduringthe experience.Therestaurantopened inlateSeptember,andeveryoneis workinghardtobuildthebusiness.It lookslikeit’sworking.Sixweeks aftertheopening,reservationsare almostamustonaweekend,and whynot?Whatotherrestaurants offerlivesoftjazzmusicwithdinner. Amanagerexplainedthatmuchlater themoodshiftscompletelywhena DJstartsplayingandthetableson thegroundfloorareclearedoutfora dancefloor.Completelydifferent nightclub.Nice.Aplacewithboth versatilityandpersonality. ThemenulistedJamesLeachas executivechefandStevenDavisas souschef.Thebilloffareiseclectic withoutbeingfaddishandfairly priced,thoughmoreintheleagueof MamaTosca’sandTheBistrothan OutbackandTahoeJoe’s.Steaks, forexample,aremostlynear$30. Seafoodsarenear$20orjustabove it.Buttheinventivenessinthe kitchenmademefeelasifitoffered afairvalue.I’malwaysremindedof arestaurateurwhowonderedif peopleinBakersfieldwouldever reallygetbehindthecostsofaqual- ityrestaurant,aplacelikeaBlue NoteoraT.L.Maxwell’s. Thefoodwasasgoodastheserv- ice,atmosphereandmusic,which ishighpraiseindeed.Itwastorture choosing.Theappetizerlistinclud- edAlaskanKingcrabcakes,bone- lessBuffalowings,calamarirings andcoconutshrimp.Saladsinclud- edchickentotopo,cobbandtabul- lah.Ididnotethekitchenlovedasi- agocheese,puttingitonsalads, appetizersandpastas. Mycompanionreallywantedto orderthepistachio-encrustedWild Kingsalmon($19.95),butshehad salmonthenightbefore.Don’tyou hatewhenthathappens?Instead sheoptedfortheartichokefettuc- cine($18.95),madewitholives,gar- lic,sundriedtomatoesandspinach. Avegetarian’sdelight. Ijustcouldnotgetpastthesteak listasthemenuinsistedonlythe choicestofchoicemeatswere used.Thusan18-ouncerib-eye wentfor$28.95.Ichosetheseven- ouncebacon-wrappedfiletmignon withbearnaisesauce($24.95).The 10-ouncewentfor$32.95.Foraside Iskippedthesweetpotatofriesand wentrighttothetwice-bakedpota- to,whichwaspresentedinapotato shellsocrispIcouldswearithad beendeep-fried. Everythingwassuperb.Thefla- vorsandtexturesinthepasta playedonthetongue,andtheacidi- tyfromthetomatoespunchedup thetaste—tookitupanotch, Emerilwouldsay.Thesauceitself wasdark,andtherewasaperfect amountofasiagocheesesprinkled ontop.Thesteakwasexpertlypre- pared,thoughIhadtoaskmywait- ressforthebearnaisesauceasthe kitchenforgottoincludeit.I savoreditall,asslowlyasIcould. Everythingonthedesserttray wasmadeonthepremises,from thechocolateconfetticheesecake tothecremebruleeandtheflour- lesschocolatecake.Wechosethe whitepistachiocheesecake($7.95), whichwasnotasupersweet cheesecake.Thatwasacompli- ment.Therewasaraspberrypuree ontheside,whichwasanicematch withthepistachios. McGee’sisawinner,folks.We haveanother“specialnightout” restaurantintown,butIwoulddefi- nitelymakereservations.Wordis alreadyoutabouttheplace. Mycompanionwentbackfora latervisitwithacoupleofherown companionsandreportedtheserv- icewasnotassharp.Afterthedrink orderwastaken,theywereaban- donedforalongperiodoftime,and therewasanissuewithanother eventthatevening.Also,shenoted thatwhenyouorderwinebythe glassthevolumeofactualliquidin theglassseemedontheminute side.Astingybartender,nodoubt. I’mwillingtowritethatoffas newrestaurantglitches.McGee’s canberecommendedforafinedin- ingexperience. Andwe’vegotanotherwinner:McGee’s Couple offers new fine dining experience in Icehouse location McGee’s at the Icehouse 3401 Chester Ave. 323-8730 Hours open: Lunch 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday to Friday. Dinner 5 to 9 p.m. Sunday to Thursday, 5 to 10 p.m. Friday and Saturday. Reservations highly recommended. Prices: Appetizers $8.95 to $15.95, salads $11.95 to $13.95, pasta $15.95 to $19.95, seafood entrees $19.95 to $49.95, steak entrees $25.95 to 58.95. Child’s plate available. Payment options: MasterCard, Visa, American Express and Discover accept- ed. Does not accept personal checks or The Californian’s Press Pass. Dress: Casually dressy Amenities: Wheelchair accessible; full bar service; some vegetarian options. Food: ★★★★★★★★ Atmosphere: ★★★★★★★★ Service: ★★★★★★ Diningout Pete ASK Hi Pete, My name is Scott, and I’m wondering if you happen to know of any place in Bakersfield or the surrounding area that prepares a caesar salad at the table side? Thank You, Scott Allen Boy, that’s one of those old- school restaurant ceremonial events that is hard to find nowadays. I do recall that The Bistro used to do it, but it’s been years. The only place I know of that still puts some rit- ual into the caesar is the Hungry Hunter, 3580 Rosedale Highway. There a tableside cae- sar salad will set you back $6.99. Do you have a question about restaurant etiquette? Want to know the best place in town to get soft-shell crab? Wondering why white wine is the preferred beverage with fish and chicken? Wondering what ever happened to an old classic Bakersfield restaurant? Ask Pete. E-mail him at ptittl@bak- ersfield.com, or sent it to Ask Pete, P.O. Bin 440, Bakersfield, CA 93301. winter coat and sweater drive Music, Refreshments, and prizes. Trade your coat and sweater donations for chances to win prizes and gift certificates donated by Stockdale Fashion Plaza Merchants. WarmWinter Help us provide a FOR THE CHILDREN OF BAKERSFIELD HOMELESS CENTER Join us for our Annual OpenHouseSaturday, December 3rd Enjoy: 4713 Stockdale Hwy. Behind Outback Steakhouse NOVEMBER 28TH THROUGH DECEMBER 3RD ❄ ❆ ❄ ❆ ❄ ❆ ❄ ❆ ❄ ❆ 11:00 am - 3:00 pm ❄ ❆ ❄ ❆ ❄ ❆ ❄ ❆ ❄ ❆
  • 6. By STEPHEN KIEHL The Baltimore Sun Uhhh,Beavis? What,Butt-Head? Like,we’reonaDVD. That’scool. Forthefirsttime,anextensive collectionof“BeavisandButt- Head”animatedshortshasbeen releasedonDVD,showingTV’sstu- pidestteenagerstobeevenstupider thanweremember.Theygettat- tooedbyanescapedserialkiller. Theysetcatsonfire.Theycutdown treesthey’resupposedtoprune. BeavisandButt-Headwerethe posterboysforthedegradationof Americancultureinthe1990s,but thegeniusoftheshow,oneofthe highestratedtorunonMTV,was thatitmadefunoftheverypeople whomadeitahit.Theshow mockedthedisaffectedteenagers whodidnothingmorewiththeir livesthanwatchtelevision. “Thereseemedtobeallthese13- and14-year-oldswithtoomuch timeontheirhands,”MikeJudge, theshow’screator,saidinarecent interview.“Itwasjustarecipefor disaster.AndIwantedtodosome- thingaboutkindofdumb,out-of- controlteenagers.” Thesonofanarchaeologypro- fessorandahighschoolteacher, JudgegrewupinAlbuquerque, N.M.,wherehewasanhonorsstu- dentandgotpushedaroundalittle bit.Hemajoredinphysicsatthe UniversityofCalifornia,SanDiego andbrieflyworkedasanengineer onF-18fighterjets.Butthework boredhimandheturnedtoanima- tion.Histhirdshortfilmcaught MTV’sattention,and“Beavisand Butt-Head”wasborn. TheshowcertifiedJudgeasan astuteobserverofAmericansociety. Hewentontowriteanddirectthe 1999film“OfficeSpace,”perhaps themostspot-onsatireofmodern- dayofficelifeeverrecordedonfilm. AspecialeditionOfficeSpaceDVD wasreleasedearlierthismonth (FoxHomeEntertainment,$19.98). Judgealsowasthecreatorand executiveproduceroftheanimated Foxsitcom“KingoftheHill,”now inits10thandfinalseason.Hisnew liveactionfilm,“Idiocracy,”about howdumbwe’llbein500years,is expectedtobereleasedinFebruary orMarch. Perhapsouronlyglimmerof hope,then,isthatBeavisandButt- Headnevermanagedtoreproduce. TheseriesairedonMTVfrom1993 to1997,andcriticsfromCongress- mentoFredRogerssaiditglorified violenceandencouragedchildren tosetfiresandhurteachother. Nonetheless,theshowwasenor- mouslypopularandinfluentialin ’90syouthculture.BeavisandButt- HeadstarredintwoholidayTVspe- cials,afull-lengthfeaturefilmand videogames,andtheyalso appearedonthe“LateShowwith DavidLetterman”andatthe1997 AcademyAwards. Inresponsetohiscritics,Judge acknowledgesonlythattheshow wastheheightofstupidity,andsays thatshowingstraight-Astudents wouldhavebeenboring. ThenewDVDset,“Beavisand Butt-Head:TheMikeJudgeCollec- tion,Volume1”(Paramount,$30), assembles40ofJudge’sfavorite episodesalongwith11music videosthatfeaturerunningcom- mentaryfromthepair. Thursday December1,2005 E6 THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAN World AIDS Day Bakersfield’s AIDS Project The community is invited to share in this year’s annual candle light vigil. Ceremony begins at 8 p.m. at the Liberty Bell on Truxtun Ave. with a march to Rabobank Arena December 1st 910 Grace Street * www.1bap.org * 661-325-1227 “Anythingthattearsthefabricofsocietyisanimportantissue... Inawaythismarchisasortofvictoryforeveryoneinvolved.”–Chavez DISCOVER THE BeautyIN YOU BreastAugmentation BreastReduction BodySculpting Abdominoplasty-TummyTuck BrowLift EyelidSurgery Facelift(SMAS) FacialLiposuction Collagen•Restylane Botox® Specializingin: GORDON MITTS,M.D. PLASTIC AND RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGEON (661) 324-7208 2525 H Street FINANCING AVAILABLE www.plastikare.com NEW Thermage SkinTightening&Contouring WithoutSurgery Board Certified Plastic Surgeon Member of American Society of Plastic Surgery OF TH E CALIFORNIA N’S K E R N C O U N T Y 2005 Re a ders’ Choice P oll Voted by Our Readers as 2005 Best Plastic Surgeon No Downtime, No scarring Internal Ultrasonic Liposuction 2181007 Huh-huh, huh: Animated teens, like, out on DVD
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White’s wife, model Karen Elson, is pregnant with the cou- ple’s first child, Elson’s publicist con- firmed to MTV News. The baby is report- edly due next spring. An e-mail from The Associated Press to White’s repre- sentative wasn’t immediately returned Wednesday. White and Elson were wed in June in a ceremony conducted in a canoe on the Amazon River in Brazil. Though White and bandmate Meg White have claimed to be siblings, court records have suggested they were married for four years before divorcing in 2000. White, 30, won a Grammy Award this year for best country collaboration with Loretta Lynn. He produced Lynn’s 2004 album, “Van Lear Rose,” which also won for best country album. Slammed over sonograms Tom Cruise has been lambasted for buying a sonogram machine for his pregnant fiancee, Katie Holmes, with health experts warning that he’s putting his unborn child at risk, the San Francisco Chronicle’s Daily Dish reports. Officials at the American College of Radiology are highly concerned by Cruise’s revelation that he pur- chased the device to track his child’s progress, and they’re warning him that he could be breaking the law if he’s carrying out the scans himself, the paper reports. Dr. Carol M. Rumack, of the ACR Ultrasound Commission, says, “This is a patient safety issue. Untrained people, even if they have the finan- cial means, should not buy, or be allowed to buy and operate, ultra- sound machines, which are, in fact, medical devices and should not be used without a medical indication.” “The ACR is concerned that Tom Cruise has been badly advised regarding the use and potential abuse of ultrasound. There are many abnormalities that may be missed by the untrained eye. Also, if it is not medically necessary, the use of ultra- sound raises unnecessary physical risk to the fetus.” Biggest bat mitzvah ever? 50 Cent, Tom Petty, Stevie Nicks and members of Aerosmith and The Eagles joined forces to create one of the year’s greatest live lineups at the weekend, when they played a private bat mitzvah celebration, the Internet Movie Database reports. Multimillionaire David H. Brooks paid a reported $10 million to hire the artists to perform at daughter Elizabeth’s party at New York City venue The Rainbow Room, according to the Web site. Brooks is said to have chartered his company jet to pick up Aerosmith rockers Steven Tyler and Joe Perry from their Saturday concert in Pittsburgh. He reportedly paid the stars $2 million to play a 45-minute set, while 50 Cent is thought to have received $500,000. However, Brooks has denied the reported cost of the event. He told the New York Daily News, “All dollar figures vastly exaggerated. This was a private event and we do not wish to comment on details of the party.” George Michael to wed, too George Michael is set to follow pal Sir Elton John’s example by mar- rying his part- ner, Kenny Goss, in a small private ceremony, the San Francisco Chronicle’s Daily Dish reports. John announced earlier this month that he planned to take full advantage of new British laws, which will legalize same-sex marriages from Dec. 21, and now the former Wham! star is set to make the day a double celebration. Like John and his partner, David Furnish, Michael, 42, and Texan Goss will enter into a new civil part- nership in the new year, according to a spokesman for the couple. Michael says, “I’m sure Kenny and I will be doing the old legal thing, but we won’t be doing the whole veil and gown thing. “I’m not very romantic about it to be honest. I think Kenny probably would be if I let him, but it’s just not me.” Michael’s main reason for marry- ing is to protect his financial assets and make sure Goss was benefactor to his estate after his death. He explains, “We want to do it, just in case. You never know, I could get hit by a bus and the poor man could have nothing.” Giving love ... a good name STEPHEN CHERNIN/ AP Jon Bon Jovi kisses a fan as he makes his way through the crowd to the stage Monday during a concert at Madison Square Garden in New York. B I R T H D AY S Actor-director Woody Allen is 70. Singer Lou Rawls is 70. Singer Dianne Lennon of the Lennon Sisters is 66. Comedian-actor Richard Pryor is 65. Country bassist Casey Van Beek of The Tractors is 63. Singer-guitarist Eric Bloom of Blue Oyster Cult is 61. Drummer John Densmore of the Doors is 61. Actress-singer Bette Midler is 60. Singer Gilbert O’Sullivan is 59. Actor Treat Williams is 54. Country singer Kim Richey is 49. Actress Charlene Tilton is 47. Model-actress Carol Alt is 45. Actor Jeremy Northam is 44. Actor Nestor Carbonell (“Suddenly Susan”) is 38. Guitarist Brad Delson of Linkin Park is 28. Actress Ashley Monique Clark (“The Hughleys”) is 17. Quotable “George (Clooney) grabs my (behind) every day, at least once a day. That’s why I’ve done three movies with him .” Matt Damon, confirming an earlier report that “Syriana” co-star George Clooney gropes his backside. Quoted by columnist Jeannette Walls in the Scoop on MSNBC.com . Compiled by Leann Whitten White Michael
  • 8. Thursday December1,2005 E8 THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAN Holiday Lamplight Tours at the Kern County Museum Saturday, December 10, 3-8 p.m. Bring the entire family to celebrate the Holidays. Activities will include: Crafts andTrades of the Past • Handbell Choirs • Carriage Rides Strolling Carolers and Minstrels • Costumed Interpreters View “Joy to theWorld” holiday exhibit Admission Admission $10.00 • Children 12 and under $5.00 Museum Members $5.00 and $3.00 Children 3-12 Food and drink available for a nominal cost. For more information, call 661-852-5000 www.kcmuseum.org • 3801 Chester Ave. 2175972 Tickets on sale now. Over 100 old-fashioned lanterns will light the museum grounds,making a festive place to start your holiday celebrations. 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Thisfour-CDsetfocusesontheserarities, tracingacareerthatbeganwithforaysinto psychedeliaandheavymetalandisnowina classicalphase.Inbetweenisageneration’s worthofpopandrockanthems,many revealedintheirformativestages—asketch of“PianoMan,”areggaetreatmentof“Only theGoodDieYoung,”anearlydemoof“The LongestTime.”Whilethesegemsappealto thehardcorefan,casuallistenerswillfind familiargroundontrackslike“It’sStillRock &RolltoMe.”Adefinitivedocumentofatal- ented,multifacetedartist. Chamillionaire: “The Sound of Revenge”(Universal) Afterstrongdebuts fromMikeJonesandPaulWall,thetimeis ripefornewcomerChamillionairetocapital- izeontheHoustonrapmovement.Whilethis albumofferssomethingdifferentthanthe sluggishchopped-and-screwed stylehiscitytypicallypro- duces,therapperdoes notquitetophisprede- cessorshere.Cham’s gruff,rapid-fire flow(across between Andri3000 andNate Dogg)isdis- tinct,buthis sometimessim- plisticrhymesgive littleindicationofhis lyricalabilities.Heisawor- thycontenderfortheHouston crown. The Roots: “Home Grown! The Beginners Guide to Under- standing the Roots (Vol. One and Two)”(Geffen) Fornearlyadecade,theRoots havedefiedconventionwiththeirliveinstru- mentationanduniqueMC’ing.Atreatfor devoteesaheadoftheir2006DefJamLeft debut,thistwo-volumecompilationofhits andlessfamiliaritemsisloadedwiththe Roots’organicstudiojamsandrawsounds. Despiteitserraticfeel,“HomeGrown”isa definitekeepsakeforRootsheadsandatesti- monytothegroup’sgroundbreakingcareer. VIDEO THIS WEEK’S PICK: “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” (DVD, $29.98,20th CenturyFox) Whendidthepresumed romancebetweenBradPittandAngelina Joliebegin?Whenheputabulletthroughher windshield?Whenshetriedtosnuffhimout bycrashinghiselevator?Whentheytoreafter eachotherwithgunsblazingthroughevery roomoftheirhouse?Thehitactioncomedy starsHollywood’scurrenttabloidkingand queenasacouplewholearnthey’reactually rivalassassinswhosenexttargetiseach other.TheDVDoffersamusingdeletedand extendedsequences,especiallythosewith co-starVinceVaughn.Hascommentaryby directorDougLiman,thescreenwritersand technicalcrew.TheDVDalsohasamaking-of featurette. “March of the Penguins” (DVD, $28.98, WarnerBros.) Everyyearitseemsahit comesoutofnowhereaboutlifeinAntarcti- ca.NarratedbyMorganFreeman,thischroni- cleofthematingritualsofemperorpenguins turnedintoasurprisesensation,topping$70 millionatthedomesticboxofficetobecome thesecond-highest-grossingnon-concertand non-IMAXdocumentaryever,behindonly “Fahrenheit9/11.”Thefilmfollowstheardu- oustrekthepenguinstakeeachyear,leaving theirfamiliarandrelativelycozyhabitatto waddle70milestooneofEarth’sharshest, coldestlandscapessotheycanpairoffand reproduce.OnDVD,thefilmisaccompanied byafull-lengthmaking-ofdocumentary revealingthetoughprocessthefilmmakers wentthroughtocaptureit.Alsoincludedisa BugsBunnycartoonwheretherabbittriesto returnapeskypenguintotheSouthPole. “Sky High” (DVD, $29.99,(Disney) Highschool’sadragwhenyouhaveno superpowers.Thiscutefamilyflickstars MichaelAngaranoasateenwhostartshigh schoolwithcolossalpressuretosucceed, sincehe’sthesonoftheworld’sbiggestsuper- heroes(KurtRussellandKellyPreston).Only he’salate-bloomerwithnoapparenthidden abilities,initiallyrelegatedtothegeeksquad asasidekickuntilhispowersassertthem- selvesandheandhispalstakeonasuper-vil- lainbentonavengefulplot.Alongwithan alternateopeningandablooperreel,the scantDVDextrasincludeabehind-the-scenes featurette,asegmentonthemovie’sstunts andamusicvideo. “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” (DVD, $28.95,Sony) RobSchneider’scharm asaladiesmanranoutwiththisflopsequel thatsendshisloverman-for-hireacrossthe Atlantictohelpafriend(EddieGriffin)sus- pectedofkillingatopEuropeangigolo.The DVDhasdeletedscenesandmaking-offea- turettes. “Murderball” (DVD, $29.99,ThinkFilm) Arousingdocumentarytellsthestoryof someoftheathleticworld’sfiercestcompeti- tors—quadriplegicsinsouped-upwheel- chairsclashinglikemedievaljoustersininter- nationalquad-rugbytournaments.TheDVD hasdeletedscenes,updatesonsomeofthe participantsandaLarryKinginterviewwith players. TV ON DVD “Family Guy: Volume Three” (3-disc DVD set, $39.98,20thCenturyFox) Athree- discsetpacksthefirst13episodesofthe returnengagementofthisshowaboutRhode Island’smostoutrageousfamily,pluscom- mentaryandafeaturette. W H A T ’ S N E W I N M U S I C & V I D E O FOX Fox’s “Family Guy” follows the Griffin family, clockwise from left, Chris, Peter, Lois, Stewie, Meg and Brian the dog. AP Shakira mixes in dance tracks for her English album “Fijacion Oral, Vol 2.”
  • 9. Thursday December1,2005 E9THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAN By MARC SALTZMAN Gannett News Service IfMicrosoftGameStudios’ “Kameo:ElementsofPower”isany indication,thenewMicrosoftXbox 360videogameconsolehasan incrediblybrightfuture. Inthisfantasyaction-adventure game,youtakeontheroleof Kameo,ayoungfemaleelfprincess whosetsoffonajourneytorescue herfamilyfromtheevilThorn,the self-appointedkingoftheTrolls.It appearsKameo’swickedsister, Kalus,whoisenviousofher youngersibling’spopularity,isalso incahootswithThorn. Kameohastheabilitytomorph intovariouswarriors.Thisshape- shiftingskillcomesinhandyasshe willfacemanyenemiesandobsta- clesonherquest,eachrequiringa differentstrategy.Whilescalinga castlewall,forexample,Kameo mustchangeintoMajorRuin,an armadillolikeanimalwhocanturn intoaballtorolluprampsand accesssmalltunnels.Then,Kameo turnsintoagiantyetinamedChilla whocanshooticiclestoactivatea buttonatopanirongateinorderto raiseit.Butwhenthegateonlyrais- esafewinches,Kameomustthen Assistance League® of Bakersfield Presents The 16th Annual Holiday Home Tour December 2 & 3, 2005 10am to 4pm Tour 3 Area Homes Refreshments and Great Shopping at St. Paul’s Episcopal Church Additional shopping at Bargain Box PROCEEDS BENEFIT OPERATION SCHOOL BELL® , OPERATION OPPORTUNITY & OPERATION HUGS Tickets available at: Bargain Box - 1924 Q Street Beladagio - Stockdale Fashion Plaza Russo’s Books - East Hills Mall Olcotts- the Marketplace SugarDaddy’s - Stockdale Village or call 861-9223 2172844 Ticket Price: $30.00 Ad Courtesy of Tejon Ranch Tickets Available December 2 & 3 at St. Paul’s Episcopal Church 2216 17th Street /PSUI PG UIF 3JWFS +VOJPS 5IFBUSF JO JUT UI ZFBS QSFTFOUT VJG 2GTHQTOCPEG QH ,COGU / $CTTKG©U (TKFC[ GEGODGT (TKFC[ GEGODGT (TKFC[ GEGODGT (TKFC[ GEGODGT (TKFC[ GEGODGT PFPFPFPFPF RO RO RO RO RO 5CVWTFC[ GEGODGT 5CVWTFC[ GEGODGT 5CVWTFC[ GEGODGT 5CVWTFC[ GEGODGT 5CVWTFC[ GEGODGT TFTFTFTFTF RO RO RO RO RO RO RO RO RO RO %GPVGPPKCN *KIJ 5EJQQN *CIGOCP 4F%GPVGPPKCN *KIJ 5EJQQN *CIGOCP 4F%GPVGPPKCN *KIJ 5EJQQN *CIGOCP 4F%GPVGPPKCN *KIJ 5EJQQN *CIGOCP 4F%GPVGPPKCN *KIJ 5EJQQN *CIGOCP 4F RGT RGTUQP RGT RGTUQP RGT RGTUQP RGT RGTUQP RGT RGTUQP #FOKV QPG VQ QPG QH VJG CDQXG UJQY VKOGU %CNN%CNN%CNN%CNN%CNN HQT OQTG KPHQTOCVKQPHQT OQTG KPHQTOCVKQPHQT OQTG KPHQTOCVKQPHQT OQTG KPHQTOCVKQPHQT OQTG KPHQTOCVKQP 2GVGT 2CP ‘Kameo’ shape of things to come on Xbox 360 Please turn to ‘KAMEO’ / E14
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Thursday December1,2005 E10 THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAN USA Today Eachyearthemusicindustry generatesdozensofdeluxeboxsets fortheholidayswiththehopethey willattracthordesofholidaygift- givers.ThisyearUSA Today’smusic criticstunneledthroughtheboxes tospotlightofthemostimportant, intriguingorjustplainenjoyable packagesof2005. “Atomic Platters: Cold War Music from the Golden Age of Homeland Security” (BearFamily,fiveCDs/oneDVD, $195) ForanyoneinterestedinCold Warhistory,thedawnofnuclear anxietyorobscurepocketsofpost- WWIImusic,thisboxsetisthe bomb.Educationalandentertain- ing,theexhaustivecompendiumof music,panic-buttonfilmsandgrave civildefensespotsfocusesonthe earlyColdWarperiodof 1946to1966, whenparanoia andnaivete definedpublic reactiontothe RedMenace.It’s enhancedbya lavishlyillustrat- ed292-page hardcoverbook withawittyand incisiveessayby co-producerBill Geerhart,co- founderofCONEL- RAD,devotedtopre- servingandstudying atomichistoryand ColdWarculture (checkoutthevast archiveat conelrad.com). Inadditiontofear ofradioactivity,therewasradio activity,intheformofdelightful andinanetunesaboutthepinko threatandmushroomclouds.Such familiarartistsasMartyRobbins, HankWilliams,BoDiddley,Doris Day,BillHaley,TheLouvinBroth- ersandBingCrosbypopuponfour CDsofmusicinterspersedbysuch sternPSAsasArtLinkletter’s“Don’t UsethePhone!”Butit’sthefringe actsandtheirearnestnoveltiesthat illuminatethetimes:CarsonRobi- son’s“I’mNoCommunist,”Ray Anderson’s“StalinKickedthe Bucket,”JimEanes’“TheyLocked GodOutsidetheIronCurtain,” GoldenGateQuartet’s“Atomand Evil,”MikeRusso’s“Agnes(The TeenageRussianSpy)”andDr. StrangeloveandtheFallouts’“Love thatBomb.”ThefifthCDrevives two1961spoken-wordalbumsfor thefirsttime.Designedtoterrify,“If TheBombFalls”and“TheCompla- centAmericans”aretheReefer Madnessofscared-straight-into- the-fallout-shelternukepropagan- da. TheDVDholds1951’samusing andpitifullyinadequate“Duckand Cover”andeightotherinstructional films,mostaslegitimateastoday’s duct-tapedefenseforbiological attacks.Likewise,GrouchoMarx deadpansthatcitizenshavean excellentchanceofsurvivingtheA- bombbysimplykeepingafirstaid kitandfireextinguisher handy.Thesanesttip maylieinArthur“Big Boy”Crudup’ssong: “I’mGonnaDigMyself aHole.”—EdnaGun- dersen “Ray Charles, Pure Genius: The Complete Atlantic Recordings (1952- 1959)” (Rhino/Atlantic,seven CDs/oneDVD,$150) RayCharleswasstill relativelyunknown whenhesignedwith AtlanticRecordsin 1952.Bythetime heleftthelabel sevenyearslater, hehadrevolu- tionizedmusic withhisblendingof gospel,pop,bluesandRBinto soul. Thissetcommemorateswhat wouldhavebeenhis75thanniver- sarywithnearlyninehoursof music.Thefirstsixdiscsfeature119 songsfromthelegend’sformative years,includingearlyhits“I’veGot aWoman,”“DrowninMyOwn Tears,”“(NightTimeIs)TheRight Time”and“What’dISay.”Buthis geniusisn’tjustfoundinsongsthat hadchartsuccess.Therawemotion andsheerjoythatwasCharles comesthroughonalmostevery track. Twoofthediscsaredevoted largelytohisremarkablecollabora- tionswithvibrophonistMiltJack- son,whileanotherfeatureswork withsaxophonistDavid“Fathead” Newman.Aseventhdiscfeatures mostlyunreleasedmaterialfroma 1953rehearsalsessionwithAtlantic Recordsco-founderAhmetErte- gun.Therearealsoouttakesfroma 1958sessionandseveralsnippetsof studiodialoguefromsessionsfor 1959’s“TheGeniusofRayCharles.” Disc8isaDVDofa1960New- portJazzFestivalperformanceand aninterviewwithErtegunby“Ray” directorTaylorHackford.Thesetis packagedinafauxrecord-player casewithahardcover80-page bookletthatincludesoriginal albumlinernotes,anewessayby Ertegunandanoverviewbybiogra- pherDavidRitz. Inthepastcoupleofyears,much hypehassurroundedCharles,with anOscar-winningmovie,aGram- my-winningalbum,museumexhibi- tionsandothercelebrations.This setbringshomewhatthefussis reallyallabout—amassivebodyof workbyanartistwhorightfullycan becalledgenius.—SteveJones “One Kiss Can Lead to Another: Girl Groups, Lost And Found” (Rhino,fourCDs,$70) Girlpowerisconsideredsome- thingofacontradictionintermsin popmusicthesedays.Tobeyoung, cuteandfemale,especiallyifyou singsweetlyanddon’tbrandishthe sortofbadattitudethatCourtney Lovepassedoffaspost-feminist elanforabout15minutes,istobe dismissedasfodderfor“American Idol”orJoeSimpson’snextSven- galifantasy. Thatwasn’talwaysthecase, though.The’60sartistsshowcased onthispackageworkedwithout- sidewritersandproducers,manyof themmale—thoughit’snotable thatfeaturedsingerssuchasCarole King,JackieDeShannonandEllie Greenwichalsopopupinthewrit- ingcredits.Butalltheirvoicesare indisputably,powerfullytheirown. Thoughthesongfocus,asthe boxset’stitlesuggests,isonlesser- knowngems,thereareplentyof familiarnames,amongthemsuch legendsandenduringiconsasIrma Thomas,DustySpringfield,Connie Francis,LesleyGore,BrendaLee andevenCher.Muchofthefun,of course,liesinunearthinglosttreas- uressuchastheCinderellas’pining “Baby,Baby(IStillLoveYou)”and theRev-Lons’ebullient“AfterLast Night.” “OneKiss”isaccompaniedbya “Diary”composedoftracklistings andlovingessaysbymusicpundits. Delivering More Than Just A Mortgage 661-325-2556Ext. 102 5555 Business Park South, Suite 200 Bakersfield, Ca 93309 KNOWLEDGEABLE ACCOMPLISHED RESOURCEFUL Providing our community with excellent mortgage service for over 23 years. BILLY THOMPSON Owner/Senior Loan Consultant Open Every Day “One of the Largest Selections of Ceramic Tile On The West Coast!” BUY DIRECT SAVE T I L E 366-3255 6301 E. BRUNDAGE LN. 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  • 12. CYANMAGENTAYELLOWBLACK13 Thursday December1,2005 E12 T H E B A K E R S F I E L D C A L I F O R N I A N Thursday December1,2005 E13 By CHRISTINA SOSA Californian staff writer e-mail: csosa@bakersfield.com I treallydoesfeellikefalling. Everyoneofthe50secondsI spentplummeting120miles anhourtowardtheearthfelt likefalling. ButthiswasfallinglikeI’venever fallenbefore.AndIknowfalling.I’ve fallenoffchairs,stepstools,tables, skateboardsandsidewalks. No,itdoesn’tfeellikeyou’refloat- ingonacushionofair.It’smorelike beingpummeledinthechestwithair. Whenyou’rekneelingattheopen doorofasmallplaneandpreparing tofreefallandparachute13,000feet down,it’sadvisedtolookovertoa cameramanhangingonthesideof theplaneandwave.It’lllookcoolon thevideo,theinstructorwilltellyou. Idon’tknowwhohasthepresence ofmindtobeconcernedaboutlook- ingcoolatamomentlikethat.Proba- blythesamepeoplewhothinkletting outagood“Woo-hoo!”ontheplane rideupisthebestwaytoexpress whatthey’refeeling. Idon’twoo-hoo.Ialsodon’tlook coolwhenI’mfallingtowardthe earthat120milesperhour. TeresaMacDonald,41,isawoo- hooer.Shewaswoo-hooinglike crazyafterherfirstjump,aboutan hourafterIjumped.Ididn’tseeher video,butIbetsherememberedto wavetothecameraandeverything. “It’slikewow,you’rejumpingout,” MacDonaldsaidaftershesafelyland- ed.“Thatwas,like,scaryandfunand excitingallatonce.” Skydivingwasoneitemonalong listofthingsMacDonald,aBakers- fieldnative,hasalwayswantedtodo. Shehasbungeejumped.She’swork- ingonhermaster’sdegree.She’san avidrafter. Andthedayafterwebothjumped outofaplane,shediditagain.I alwayssaidIwantedtoskydive,too. Buttobehonest,skydivingprobably wouldhavelanguishedonalonglist ofthingsIwantedtotry,butnever quitemadetimefor,ifitweren’tfor mydad. Mydaddiedacoupleofmonths ago.Hewas56yearsold,andvery healthy,untilthecancerhidinginhis pancreasatethroughhisbodyina matterofmonths. Duringoneofthelastconversa- tionsIhadwithhim,weweretalking aboutwhenItookmy13-year-old brother,Steven,raftingthissummer. Tomyhorrorandpanicatthetime, Stevenhadfallenoutoftheboat. ButbySeptember,thethreeofus weresittingaroundlaughingaboutit. SKY’S THE LIMIT!Californian reporter checks sky diving off her life-goals list, as she hesitantly but purposefully jumps out of a plane Parachute instructor Dave Bryan and his student, Californian reporter Christina Sosa, give their approval pose for the sky diving photographer. Parachute instructor Dave Bryan tries to keep things vertical, but he and student Christina Sosa come in for a bit of a rough landing. FREEFALLING So you want to see for yourself what freefall feels like? There are two places in Kern County that will allow you to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Skydive Taft and Skydive California City offer both tandem and accelerat- ed freefall jumps. Tandem sky diving involves an instructor who is har- nessed to you. In accelerated freefall, two instructors will jump with you, but you will not be harnessed to either. Once you open your parachute, you’re on your own. Skydive Taft www.skydivetaft.com Phone: 765-JUMP Location: 500 Airport Drive, Taft Cost: First-time tandem — $170 First-time accelerated freefall — $270 Restrictions: Must be 16 years old and less than 230 pounds for tandem jump, or 18 years old and less than 270 pounds for accelerated freefall. Minors must have parental permission. Skydive California City www.skydivecaliforniacity.com Phone: 888-373-4007 Location: 5999 Curtiss Place, California City Cost: First-time tandem — $199 First-time accelerated freefall — $299 Restrictions: Must be 18 years old and less than 225 pounds. Teresa MacDonald, a first-time parachutist, hugs her tandem instructor, Wayne Berryhill, after they land successfully on the ground. RODNEY THORNBURG / SPECIAL TO THE CALIFORNIAN LIKE SKY DIVING ... BUT DIFFERENT If going 120 miles an hour during freefall sounds a bit too intense for you, but you’d still like to feel like you’re flying, consider trying a glider ride in Tehachapi. Skylark North Glider Flight School www.mountainvalleyairport.com www.skylarknorth.com Phone: 822-5267 Location: Intersection of Turf Street and Highline Road Cost: Ranges from $60 to $130 Restrictions: Children as young as 6 or 7 can go, but you must weigh between 70 and 240 pounds. Please turn to JUMP / E14 ON THE WEB To watch video of reporter Christina Sosa sky diving and listen to a behind-the-scenes podcast, go to www.bakersfield.com
  • 13. CYANMAGENTAYELLOWBLACK14 morphintoPummelWeed,asmall plantcreaturethatcancrawlunder suchareas. WhileKameocanonlymorph intofourofheralteregosatthe beginningofthegame,sixmore becomeunlockedlater,includinga fierydragonandamonstermade outofrock. Onceyoubecomecomfortable withthisgame-playmechanic, Kameowillneedtochangeinto newwarriorsquickly.Inone instance,Kameorollsuparampat highspeedasMajorRuinandthen whileinmidairoverachasm,she changesintoChilla,whocanlatch ontoanicewallwithhispickto beginclimbingtosafety.Youalso canupgradetheabilitiesforeachof thewarriors. Alongwithfightingenemiesand solvingpuzzles,youalsomustcol- lectvariousitems,includinghearts, ruins,elixirs,fruitsandcrystals,and youmaypurchaseitemsinshops, aswell.Sidequestsaddsomelength tothegame,andacooperative option,playableviasplit-screenon thesametelevision,letstwogamers tacklemissionstogether,buttheco- opmodeisn’tterriblyexciting. “Kameo”isplayedfromathird- personperspectivesoyouwill alwaysseetheprotagonistonthe screen.Theleftanalogstickonthe Xbox360controllermovesKameo aroundwhilepushingtherightana- logstickrotatesthecamera.The gameissurprisinglyeasytocontrol. Thiscolorfulfantasyadventureis avisualmasterpiece—likeanani- mated“LordoftheRings”—espe- ciallywhenviewedonanHDTV. Eachofthecharactersisrichly detailedandtheenvironmentsare hugewithlotsofaction,suchas hundredsofdragonsflyingacross theskiesorbattlefieldswiththou- sandsofduelingOrcs,eachwith theirownartificialintelligence.The DolbyDigitalmusicsoundtrack, soundeffectsandconvincingvoice talentalsoaddtothegame’shigh productionvaluesandepicfeel. Gamersinterestedinpurchasing theXbox360shoulddefinitelypick uptheTeen-rated“Kameo:Ele- mentsofPower”foritsfunand engrossing10hoursofgameplay andstunninglybeautifulvisuals. My dad sighed and said, “I wish I could have fallen out of the boat.” I asked him why he never man- aged to go rafting. He said something about being busy and how much money it costs. I told him that maybe we could go next summer, but we all knew there wasn’t going to be a next summer. When the chance to go sky div- ing came up, I decided I was never going to end up wishing I had fallen out of a boat, or jumped out of a plane. Sky diving turned out to be noth- ing like I thought it would be. For such an extreme sport, it’s an incredibly peaceful experience. Once the parachute opens, and you spend several minutes floating back toward terra firma, it’s intensely serene. It’s like getting the insight you’d gain in five hours of silent medita- tion in five minutes. Plus, 13,000 feet in the air does- n’t feel really high up. It feels like an entirely different dimension. I wasn’t scared of hit- ting the ground, because the ground had nothing to do with my reality. I wasn’t especially afraid at the door of the plane either. I couldn’t think of waving at the camera, but the tandem instructor harnessed to my back, Dave Bryan, didn’t give me a whole lot of time to be scared, either. Bryan was a little goofy and rela- tively inexperienced as an instruc- tor (a fact I thankfully didn’t find out until I was back on the ground) but I wouldn’t have chosen another guy to jump out of a plane with. The next time I sky dive, I’m definitely requesting Bryan. There’s something incredibly comforting about having some- one strapped to your back at this moment. I wish I could go through life like that. Serving Kern County grocery stores and restaurants for over 60 years! Look for Pyrenees at your local Grocery, Restaurant Deli. Try Some-Taste the Difference! 717 East 21st Street (661) 322-7159 Open Mon. - Fri. 8a.m.-6p.m., Sat. 8a.m.-2p.m., Sun. 8a.m.-12p.m. 4817 Stockdale Hwy. • 832-9054 Trunk Show!! Thursday, Dec. 1st 4:00-7:00 pm New Exquisite BALI Jewelry Collection!!! Refreshments Drawings for Items!! Shoe Accessories Representative will be on hand. Continued from E12 JUMP:Forsuchanextremesport, skydivingissurprisinglyserene RODNEY THORNBURG / SPECIAL TO THE CALIFORNIAN On her first jump, Teresa MacDonald and her tandem instructor, Wayne Berryhill, did not make a perfect landing, but the fun factor was off the chart. MUSIC:Books, interviews, DVDs add to collections Themosttellingcomments, though,comefromartiststhem- selves.“IwantedtobeRonnie Spector,”readsaquoteattributed toPattiSmith,thatidolofallpost- punktoughgirls.AndDollyParton pointsoutthatnearly40yearsafter her1966hit“Don’tDropOut,”also includedhere,“Ihaveprogramsto trytokeepchildreninschooland workontheireducationthrough myImaginationLibrary.”Whosays girlsjustwanttohavefun?—Elysa Gardner “The Complete Motown Singles” (Hip-oSelect;Vol.1,sixCDs, $120;Vol.2,fourCDs,$80;Vol.3, fiveCDs,$100) Aimingtoassembleexactlywhat itstitlepromises,“TheComplete MotownSingles”seriesiswholly Grail-likeforfansoftheMotor City’spioneeringpop/RBcolos- sus.Thisyear,thefirstthreevol- umescameout:“Vol.1”covers Motownanditsaffiliatedlabels’ beginningyears,1959-61;“Vol.2” hasallthe45sreleasedin1962;and “Vol.2”encompasses1963. Thatcoversalotofmusicalterri- tory.Yougettheearliesthit attemptsbySmokeyRobinson TheMiracles,MarvinGaye,Stevie Wonder,TheSupremes(whohad towaituntil1964fortheirfirstNo. 1)andTheTemptations(whohad towaitayearlongerfortheirs). There’salsoafascinatingarrayof gospel,blues,jazzandevensurf music,showinghowthenewcom- panystruggledtofinditsniche. Eachvolumecomesinabook, withilluminating,well-researched notesandareplica45fromeach period.Availableonlyonlineathip- oselect.com. Continued from E10 ‘KAMEO’:Video game boasts richly detailed graphics Continued from E9 ‘Kameo: Elements of Power’ Platform: Microsoft Xbox 360 Genre: Action-adventure Developer: Rare Ltd. Publisher: Microsoft Game Studios Web site: www.kameo.com Price: $49.99 Rating: “Teen” (Ages 13+) Score: 4 stars out of 5 Thursday December1,2005 E14 THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAN
  • 14. CYANMAGENTAYELLOWBLACK15 By ROBERT W. WELKOS Los Angeles Times ••• Reporter: “Rocky, the press has labeled you a ‘Balboasauras’ who should be in a museum. With all the ‘ring rust,’ how do you think you’ll hold up against the champ?” Rocky: “Well, ya really don’t know much about nobody until ya lend ’em money or punch ’em hard.” ••• HOLLYWOOD—Yes,asimplau- sibleasitmightseem,RockyBal- boaisbackforRound6.Thoughthe scriptcertainlydoesn’tdance aroundthefactthattheItalianStal- lionissteppingbackintotheringin histwilightyears,SylvesterStal- lone’sdecisiontogetbackintothe ringhasbecomethefodderfor countlessjokes. DavidLetterman’s“TopTenList” (TopTenSignsSylvesterStalloneIs TooOldToPlayRocky)wasamong thefirsttotakedeadaim:“Con- stantlysays‘Yo,Adrian,gotmyLipi- tor?’”wentonezinger.“Aftertap- pinghandswithotherfighter,says, ‘Notsohard!’”wentanother.Anda writerquippedintheMiami Herald:“Historiansarecallingit irrefutableproofthatmankindhas officiallyrunoutofgoodideas.” Enoughwiththe“Rocky”jokes already,complainsJoeRoth,who headsRevolutionStudios,which alongwithSonyPicturesandits newbanner,MGM,isproducingthe newRockypicture.“Youcan’tturn ontelevisionwithoutsomeonemak- ingfunofit,”hesaid.“Jokeslike, ‘Who’shegoingtofight,AlanAlda?’ Or,‘Who’shegoingtofight,an HMO?’It’sveryeasytobecynical.” Rothsaidheexpectedthe announcementtotriggersome humor,but:“I’msurprisedatthe vehemence(towardthenewRocky project).Idon’twanttobelievepeo- plecanbethatnasty.Theyshould reservejudgment,frankly,atleast, untiltheyreadthescript.” Thescriptfor“RockyBalboa” hastheover-the-hillBalboataking onthereigningheavyweightboxing champMason“TheLine”Dixon. Bothmenaretryingtorestoretheir dignity:Dixonbecausehe’sreviled byfightfansfortakingonunproven opponents;Rockybecauseitsbeen yearssincetheagingboxerfrom SouthPhillyhasclimbedintoaring Thefilm,withStalloneasstarand director,beginsprincipalphotogra- phySaturdayattheMandalayBay resortinLasVegas.Thecameras willrecordcrowdscenesthatnight atthereal-lifeBernardHopkins-Jer- mainTaylormiddleweighttitle rematchforuseinthemovie. It’sthesixthinstallmentinthe landmark“Rocky”franchise.The original,releasedin1976,wonthree AcademyAwards,includingbest picture,andtouchedachordwith moviegoersworldwideforitshero- ictaleofthesmall-timePhiladel- phiaboxerwhotriestoprovehe cangothedistancewithheavy- weightchampionApolloCreed. Butintheinterveningyears,the “Rocky”sequels—“RockyV”pre- miered15yearsago—likeStallone himself,see-sawedinboxoffice popularityuntilbothbecameseen asiconsofabygoneera. Stalloneofferedthestartling newslastmonththathenotonly wouldhemake“RockyBalboa,” but,atage59,alsowouldreprisehis roleasformerVietnamvetandone- manarmyJohnJ.Ramboin“Rambo IV,”whichisscheduledtobeginpro- ductionsometimeinthespring. Rothsaidthatfromafinancial standpoint,“RockyBalboa”makes perfectsense.Theproductionbudg- etonthe38-dayshootisprojected tobe$24million—lessthanhalf whattheaveragestudiofilmcosts thesedays.AndthoughStallone’s NorthAmericanboxofficeappeal mayhavetankedinrecentyears,the actorcontinuestohavestrongaudi- enceappealoverseas,asdoesthe characterofRocky. Intheearlyyears,thefranchise waslucrative.Theoriginal“Rocky” grossed$117.2milliondomestically, with“RockyII”grossing$85.2mil- lion,“RockyIII”$125millionand “RockyIV”$127.9million.Butby 1990,“RockyV’s”domesticgross droppedto$41million. “It’sinterestinghowRockyand Sylvesterhavebeensoinextricably connectedovertheyears,”said RobertChartoff,who,withIrwin Winkler,producedalltheprevious Rockymovies.“Peopleseehimas Rocky,tosomeextent. “Weareveryawarethatithas beenmanyyearssince‘Rocky’was made,”addedChartoff,who,along withWinklerandStallone,will serveasexecutiveproduceronthe newfilm.“Thereisgoingtobea newaudienceseeingit.Ourcriteri- oninmakingthisfilmistohaveit standonitsown.Ithasqualitiesto beawonderfulmotionpicturejust becauseofwhatitis,notjust becauseit’sasequelto‘Rocky.’” Revolutionsaysthereareplans foraspecialDVDcollectionnext yeartomarkthe30thanniversaryof “Rocky,”whichshouldhelpboost awarenessof“RockyBalboa,”cur- rentlyscheduledforreleaseduring thePresident’sDayholidayin2007. Itwasn’tthemodestproduction costthatsoldRothonthe“Rocky Balboa”project.HesaidStallone’s scriptharksbacktotheoriginal. ItopenswithDixon(Antonio Tarverissetforthepart)inthering landingablowonanopponent’s chin,sendingtheotherboxertothe canvas.Butratherthancheer,the crowdreactswithloudbooingand hurlsiceatDixon’scorner.“Anoth- erdisappointingtitledefense,”says theringsidecommentator.Thenext scenefindsRockyseatedonanold foldingchairinagraveyardwhere hiswife,Adrian,isburied.Seated nearbyisRocky’sbrother-in-law, Paulie.Rockyrises,kissesthehead- stoneandleaves. Withthesecontrasting,emotion- allychargedscenes,Stallonerein- troducesustoRockyBalboaand hisworld,settingthestageforwhat issurelyoneofthemostimproba- blecomebacksinboxinghistory. Rocky’s“wifehasdied,he’s alone,he’sanembarrassmenttohis son,hehasnothingtoloseandis desperatetonotmakeathirdactof hislifegoinanonymity,”Rothsaid. ThebittersweetscripthasRocky inafast-changingworld,stilldriven toprovehimselfevenifitelicits ridiculefromthosearoundhim. Rockynowownsarestaurantin theSouthPhillyneighborhood wherehegrewup,posingforpho- toswithfanswhotrickleinurging himtotellafew“stories”aboutthe goodol’days. Then,onedayESPNtelecastsa computer-generatedre-creationof greatathletesofdifferenterascom- petingagainstoneanotherinasim- ulatedringcontest.Onematchup pitssouthpawsluggerRockyBal- boaagainstcurrentchamp,Dixon. ItspawnsanideainDixon’scamp foranexhibitionbout.AndRocky, ofcourse,isupforthechallenge. Thescriptwasalreadywritten whenRothcameonboard.Roth saidhewasattendingaNewYear’s EvepartylastyearinCaboSan Lucas,Mexico,whenhehappened torunintoStallone. “Idon’tknowStalloneverywell, justenoughtosay‘Hello,’”recalled Roth.“ButheknowsI’maboxing fanandabigfanofhis(‘Rocky’) movie.Hetoldmehehadwrittena scriptforanew‘Rocky’andwon- deredifIwouldbeinterestedin readingit.” Asfatewouldhaveit,Rothsaid, “Rocky”co-producerWinkler walkedintothepartyaboutanhour laterandtheprojectsoontookoff. “Hebelieved,aswebelieved,that thetimecouldberightforanother ‘Rocky.’” 5164672 (661) 654-1628 Direct jsegrest@kwrealtors.net www.kwrealtors.net Joel SegrestJoel Segrest (661) 345-0692 Cell (661)654-1602 Fax 1620 Mill Rock Way, Suite 100 • Bakersfield, CA 93311 “Fulfilling the American Dream- One Home at a Time” ASSOCIATES, REALTORS® ASSOCIATES, REALTORS® BOYS GIRLS CLUBS OF KERN COUNTYOYS IRLS LUBS F ERN OUNTY Holiday MagicHoliday Magic Winter Day CampsWinter Day Camps The Boys Girls Clubs of Kern County will be offering Winter Day Camps at three (3) locations throughout Bakersfield; ec. 19, 2005 - ec. 30, 2005ec. 19, 2005 - ec. 30, 2005DD E.L. 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