1. What is this?
Now, you need to be more masculine.
To prepare: stand up!
Now, slouch
ME: Slouch?
Let’s try slouching in that chair….
This is the biggest challenge of your life…..SLOUCH!!!!!!
ME: Alright ok!
Focus, you are a man! You are strong. I am a man, I am strong, I am invincible, I shall
CLIMB BACK UP THAT MOUNTAIN.
ME: Grrrrrrr.
Drop your shoulders
Round and BEATEN
Now, stop holding in your stomach.
Let it spill it out from you. From a night out drinking with the boys!!
(Picks cocktail up and then Carling)
Now spread your legs.
ME: EXCUSE ME?!
You’re wearing trousers, not a skirt, so SPREAD EM!
Now, pick up that toast like a man!
I said: Like a man
Try this instead: I want you to walk as if you were John Wayne
ME: It is John Wayne, it’s just John Wayne as a little girl.
I give up.