1. A step-by-step guide on how to appear: graceful, delicate and elegant.
Step 1: Always smooth the back of your skirt or dress when sitting, creases are so unflattering.
(Now practice this step using a nearby chair)
Step 2: Cover your mouth when chewing or giggling to avoid any excess flashes of unsightly gums.
(Now practice by letting out a small giggle)
Step 3: When bending to retrieve a stray item, always cover your chest to avoid any unwanted
flashing of cleavage.
(Now practice by picking up a pen or other nearby object)
Step 4: Try playing with your hair, curl it round fingers, swish it around, let it flounce around your face.
Step 5: Cock your hip to one side to make sure you accentuate every single one of your beautiful
curves.
Step 6: Try walking like a catwalk model, let your hips move fluidly and elegantly as you begin to walk.