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PRANK / GAG……..
Once Sonai Gandhi , L.K. Advani
and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw.
They met with an accident and
all of them died.
Yamaraja was waiting for this
moment at the doorstep of
death.
He asks Mrs. Gandhi and Advani
to go to Heaven, but for Laloo
Yamraja has already decided he
should go to HELL.
He ask Yamaraja as to why this
discrimination is being made.
All the three of them had served
the public. Similarly all took
bribes, all misused public
position etc. Then why the
differential treatment ?
He felt that there should be a
formal test or objective
evaluation before a decision is
made; and should not just based
on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.
Yamaraja aggress and ask them
to appear for English test.
Mrs. Gandhi is asked to spell
“India” and she does correctly.
Advani is asked to spell
“England” and he too pass.
Laloo is asked to spell
“CZECHOSLOVAKIA, and fails
Laloo protests the he doesn’t
know English. Says this is not
fair and that he was given a
tough question and thus forced
to fail with false intent.
Yamraja then aggress to
conduct written test in Hindi,
Laloo is now happy
Mrs. Gandhi is asked to write
“Kutta Bola Bhow Bhow”, pass.
Advani is asked to write “Billy
Boli Myaun Myaun”, he too pass.
Laloo is asked to write “Bandar
Bola GURRRRRR..”, tough one.
He fails again.
Laloo protests and Yamaraja
says OK but this would be last
chance and that he would not
take any more test.
Yamaraja ask test on history
(Laloo is happy as being student
of history and other two
weren’t)
Mrs. Gandhi is asked: “When did
India got Independence ?” she
replied 1947, pass.
Advani is asked “How many people
died during Independence struggle
?”, he get’s nervous but Yamaraja
gives him option and he chooses
correct (i.e. 2,00,000).

Now Laloo’s turn…..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is asked to give Name and
Address to each 2,00,000 who
died in struggle. Laloo accepts
defeat and aggress to go to
HELL.
      Moral of Story…..
IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS
DECIDED TO SCREW YOU,
THERE IS NO ESCAPE…..

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Management Decision Final Decision

  • 1. Management Decision Final Decision Learning PRANK / GAG……..
  • 2. Once Sonai Gandhi , L.K. Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all of them died.
  • 3. Yamaraja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks Mrs. Gandhi and Advani to go to Heaven, but for Laloo Yamraja has already decided he should go to HELL.
  • 4. He ask Yamaraja as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly all took bribes, all misused public position etc. Then why the differential treatment ?
  • 5. He felt that there should be a formal test or objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions.
  • 6. Yamaraja aggress and ask them to appear for English test. Mrs. Gandhi is asked to spell “India” and she does correctly. Advani is asked to spell “England” and he too pass. Laloo is asked to spell “CZECHOSLOVAKIA, and fails
  • 7. Laloo protests the he doesn’t know English. Says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent. Yamraja then aggress to conduct written test in Hindi, Laloo is now happy
  • 8. Mrs. Gandhi is asked to write “Kutta Bola Bhow Bhow”, pass. Advani is asked to write “Billy Boli Myaun Myaun”, he too pass. Laloo is asked to write “Bandar Bola GURRRRRR..”, tough one. He fails again.
  • 9. Laloo protests and Yamaraja says OK but this would be last chance and that he would not take any more test. Yamaraja ask test on history (Laloo is happy as being student of history and other two weren’t)
  • 10. Mrs. Gandhi is asked: “When did India got Independence ?” she replied 1947, pass. Advani is asked “How many people died during Independence struggle ?”, he get’s nervous but Yamaraja gives him option and he chooses correct (i.e. 2,00,000). Now Laloo’s turn…..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 11. He is asked to give Name and Address to each 2,00,000 who died in struggle. Laloo accepts defeat and aggress to go to HELL. Moral of Story….. IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE…..