The document describes how different negative experiences and emotions caused harm when the author was tanned by their rays, such as feeling traumatized by betrayal, hopeless due to fear, and dying due to rejection. However, the author immortalized their life and the lives of comrades through feeling majestic when tanned by the rays of everlasting, impregnable love.

1. MAJESTICALLY TANNED
I relentlessly slavered when I was gruesomely tanned; by the rays of bizarrely decrepit
and remorsefully maiming; manipulation,
I unrelentingly digressed when I was barbarically tanned; by the rays of sordidly
penurious and salaciously incarcerating; lechery,
I pathetically staggered when I was invidiously tanned; by the rays of savagely forlorn
and disgustingly disgruntled; politics,
I uncontrollably bled when I was flagrantly tanned; by the rays of sonorously
monotonous and indiscriminately bestial; commercialism,
I unstoppably trembled when I was brutally tanned; by the rays of diabolically cold-
blooded and insidiously macabre; rioting,
I traumatically wailed when I was disparagingly tanned; by the rays of bawdily
unthinkable and lethally jailing; betrayal,
I disconsolately licked lackadaisical soil when I was hideously tanned; by the rays of
disastrously malicious and obnoxiously iconoclastic; solitude,
I miserably tottered when I was ominously tanned; by the rays of truculently
tyrannical and torturously cadaverous; stagnation,
I disdainfully shattered when I was egregiously tanned; by the rays of fecklessly
indolent and preposterously vapid; unemployment,
I horrendously crumbled when I was inclemently tanned; by the rays of unsparingly
derogatory and treacherously truncating; conventionalism,
I devastatingly disappeared when I was perniciously tanned; by the rays of devilishly
sinister and parsimoniously pillaging; lies,
I hopelessly immolated when I was dastardly tanned; by the rays of haplessly rancid
and clandestinely slandering; fear,
I aimlessly collapsed when I was abhorrently tanned; by the rays of raunchily desolate
and licentiously unworthy; indifference,
I murderously rotted when I was uncouthly tanned; by the rays of insanely
pulverizing and ghoulishly lambasting; deliriousness,

2. I sleazily extinguished when I was acerbically tanned; by the rays of cataclysmically
intolerable and atrociously avaricious; caste and creed,
I dichotomously dissolved when I was lasciviously tanned; by the rays of
posthumously mordant and perilously cacophonic; corruption,
I tirelessly vomited when I was ignominiously tanned; by the rays of vindictively
victimizing and venomously vagabond; war,
I perpetually died when I was opprobriously tanned; by the rays of criminally
inhuman and morbidly whipping; rejection,
But I Immortalized my life as well as the lives of my comrades in disoriented despair
when I was majestically tanned; by the rays of royally everlasting and Omnipotently
impregnable; love.