The document describes a series of scenarios where the speaker engages in various activities and is followed by different phenomena. In each case, the speaker is followed by something described with elaborate and vivid adjectives. The activities range from sailing in the sky to wandering in paradise to embodying poetry. The things that follow are described just as vividly and include avalanches, lion roars, thunderbolts, dust storms, sharks, shadows, righteousness, seduction, stink, nightingale songs, innocence, golden scent, blessings, rainbows, retribution, stagnation, daggerheads, humanity, and finally love.

1. FOLLOWED
When I rampantly sprinted on the profusely snow laden hills; I was perilously
followed by monstrous avalanches of ominously freezing and coldblooded; ice,
When I merrily philandered through the mystically dense forests; I was diabolically
followed by the roar of the satanically treacherous and ravenously furry; lion ,
When I handsomely sailed in rhapsodic mists of fathomless sky; I was romantically
followed by thunderbolts of poignantly crimson and majestic; clouds,
When I painstakingly crawled through the heart of the acrimoniously boiling desert; I
was truculently followed by whirlwinds of vindictively gusty and brazenly burying;
dust,
When I exuberantly swam through ravishingly undulating waves of the colossally
choppy ocean; I was stealthily followed by a festoon of preposterously eccentric
and menacing; white sharks,
When I languidly trespassed through the mesmerizing meadows at the onset of
transient dusk; I was enigmatically followed by my stupendously lanky and
inscrutable; shadow,
When I valiantly kissed the soil of my revered motherland; I was patriotically
followed by a wave of dynamically unflinching and philanthropic; righteousness,
When I uninhibitedly wandered through the corridors of tantalizing paradise; I was
magnificently followed by the aroma of vibrantly unending and blissful; seduction,
When I ruthlessly trampled my feet in the despicable pig’s den; I was intransigently
followed by abominably dilapidated and worthlessly threadbare; stink,
When I harmoniously clambered up the resplendently moonlit tree; I was
enchantingly followed by the sound of the melodiously marvelous and enthralling;
nightingale,
When I bounced like an untamed prince in the sacrosanct lap of my mother; I was
invincibly followed by the irrefutably honest and everlasting; spirit of immaculate
innocence,
When I ebulliently rolled through the nectar coated garden of scarlet roses; I was
grandiloquently followed by royally unconquerable and poignantly effusive; golden
scent,

2. When I embodied boundless lines of benign poetry on barren soil; I was
Omnisciently followed by the blessings of the unassailably Omnipotent and supreme;
Almighty Lord,
When I gloriously flirted with the astoundingly iridescent rainbows in fathomless sky;
I was mischievously followed by innocuously heavenly and jubilantly fresh;
childhood,
When I inadvertently stumbled upon pools of ghastily remorseful blood; I was
lecherously followed by salaciously horrific and abhorrent; retribution,
When I insidiously loitered through morbidly obsolete boundaries of extinguishing
oblivion; I was brutally followed by corpses of devastatingly dithering and maliciously
bizarre; stagnation,
When I greedily embarked on my expedition with vandalizing hoodlums; I was
unforgivingly followed by savage daggerheads of vengefully cruel and
indiscriminately heartless; no respite,
When I intrepidly marched on the path of perpetual humanity; I was celestially
followed by the unequivocally glittering and priceless rays; of eternal mankind,
And when I synergistically inhaled air in my lungs to passionately lead life; and even
infinite centuries after my veritable death; I was immortally followed by her
voluptuously bestowing and wonderfully divine; love .