Kweej sheyshon

A LOW PHUNDA
KWEEJ SHEYSHON
An endeavor by the ignoramus………

ROUNDS……..

1. Bounce and Pounce
2. Uncyclopedia Round

1.
The Painter describing the inspiration for his
painting…….
I was walking along the road with two friends – the
sun was setting – suddenly the sky turned blood red –
I paused, feeling exhausted, and leaned on the
fence – there was blood and tongues of fire above the
blue-black fjord and the city – my friends walked
on, and I stood there trembling with anxiety – and I
sensed an infinite ________ passing through nature.
ID The Painting…

2.
Given alongside is
one of the probable
cover of the Graphic
Novel 18 days by
Grant Morrison.
What is the graphic
novel about/ What
forms the story of the
Graphic novel?

THE MAHABHARATA/KURUKSHETRA WAR

3.
A basic X consists of a music player, microphone
inputs, a means of altering the pitch of the played
music, and an audio output. Some low-end Xs
attempt to provide vocal suppression so that one can
feed regular songs into the machine and remove the
voice of the original singer; however, this is rarely
effective. Most common Xs are CD+G, Laser
Disc, VCD or DVD players with microphone inputs
and an audio mixer built in. CD+G players use a
special track called subcode to encode the lyrics and
pictures displayed on the screen while other formats
natively display both audio and video.
ID X?

4.

I got a pocket full of quarters, and I'm headed to the arcade.
I don't have a lot of money, but I'm bringing ev'rything I made.
I've got a callus on my finger, and my shoulder's hurting too.
I'm gonna eat them all up, just as soon as they turn blue.
'Cause I've got X fever;
X fever.
It's driving me crazy.
Driving me crazy.
I've got X fever;
X fever.
I'm going out of my mind.
Going out of my mind.

I've got all the patterns down, up until the ninth key.
I've got Speedy on my tail, and I know it's either him or me.
So I'm heading out the back door and in the other side;
Gonna eat the cherries up and take them all for a ride.
Song by Buckner and Garcia that released in March 1982.
VH1 ranked it at #98 on their list of 100 Greatest One Hit
Wonders of the 80s.
ID X?

5.
X literally translates into vagabond or rowdy in Hindi.
X is an original Marathi word meaning "blossomed", fully
fertile or at its peak in growth, which during its
evolution/progression (towards the dark side) in the Marathi
language started as its application to someone with high
youth elements or budding hormones and subsequent
behavior of that animal/humans to establish control, create
mischief, attract attention of opposite sex and other such
indulgences. It inherited that word into its Hindi vocabulary as
a "cool-happening" style statement. All such similar words
from Marathi used to be recognized as X (i.e. words which
were considered "not decent" to use in regular language and
are mostly used by people who are deemed anti-social or
with similar stature).
ID X?

6.
X is used for simulation training as well as
an amusement ride, both as a mobile rental
(i.e., party entertainment) and stationary
entertainment found in bars, restaurants, and clubs. It
provides similar sensation of riding a _______. It is
usually powered by a variable-speed electric motor
which allows X to change buck-and-spin speed and
direction at a non-uniform rate. Padded flooring is
often installed around the equipment in order to
prevent injury to those thrown off it.
Many bars and clubs are known to host X riding
competitions where the person who spends most of
the time on the X wins.
X can be seen in movies like Urban Cowboy, Stir
Crazy, and Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.
ID X???

7.
X is a type of game which White must win to win the
match, but which Black only needs to draw to win the
match. White has more time than Black: the discrepancy
can vary; usually in FIDE World Championships, White
has six minutes, while Black only has five, but in World
Chess Championship 2012 the following time control is
used: 5 minutes for White, 4 minutes for Black, plus 3
seconds increment from move 60. Typically used in playoff
tie-breakers where shorter blitz games have not resolved
the tie.
A game guaranteed to produce a result, because Black
has draw odds (that is, for Black, a draw is equal to a
victory). To compensate, White has more time on the
clock.
The name of the game is quite apt as it denotes the END
of the game as result is guranteed.
ID X?

8.
X (born 13 September) is a
Member of Legislative
Assembly (MLA) of the state
of Maharashtra in India for
the Bandra West Vidhan
Sabha Constituency. Having
served as a Municipal
Cooperator for 2 consecutive
terms (1992 - 1997 ), he is
currently the MLA being
elected for 3 consecutive
terms in 1999, 2004, 2009 till
date.
He however came to public
notice and caught media
attention due to a certain
party he threw.
ID X/why he became famous?

9.
Next slide has a schematic partial map of a place.
Give me the name of the place?

10.
X is an American
Viticultural Area located in
California, United States. X
is considered one of the
premier wine regions in the
world. Records of
commercial wine
production in the region
date back to the nineteenth
century.
We know X mostly due to
a very popular video
game which formed the
site for one of the
rounds/stage.
X was also mentioned in
the movie Hangover. Stu
had lied to her girlfriend
that he will be going to X for
the Bachelor Party.
ID X?

11
X is considered by some to have its beginnings in
1920s France. According to X historian and
author Scott Tinley (and others), the origin of X is
attributed to a event during the 1920s–1930s that was
called variously "Les trois sports", "La Course des
Débrouillards", and "La course des Touche à Tout."
This event is held every year in France near Joinvillele-Pont, in Meulan and Poissy.
There were other such Xs reported all round France.
Magazine L’Auto also reported of one such "Les Trois
Sports“ in 1920s.
ID X??

12.
The following is the list of “Top 10 Abuses of Power”
by Times Magazine released on May17,2011. FITB…
1. ____________________
2. 2G Scandal
3. Dennis Kozlowski and the Tyco Roman Orgy
4. Gaddafi’s Nepotism
5. Moshe Katsav and the Ministry Staffer
6. Silvio Berlusconi and the Bunga Bunga Parties
7. Kim Jong Ils Concubines
8. Roger Vangheluwe's Sex Abuse Scandal
9. China's Food Safety Czar Zheng Xiaoyu Accepts
Bribes
10. Albert Fall's Teapot Dome

13.
X is an organization which is headquartered at
Ahmedabad, Gujarat. It was established in 1971 and
its motto is “Sabkaa Mangal Sabkaa Bhalaa”. There
are over 200 units all over the world.
Several activities like spiritual workshops, rural
edevelopment, manufacturing of merchandise like
medicine, stationary and books as well as children
empowerment through camps take place. They also
have a youth wing called Yuva Seva Sangh.
Who is the head of the organization?

RED WHEN BAYERN MUNICH’S HOME MATCH
BLUE WHEN 1860 MUNICH’S HOME MATCH
WHITE WHEN GERMANY NATIONAL TEAM
PLAYS

17.
Ben Burnley earned money playing cover songs in
various coffee houses as a solo artist. After
performing a Nirvana cover, he knocked over a
microphone (in imitation of his lifelong idol Kurt
Cobain) and cracked it. The mic's owner walked
onstage and said, "I'd like to thank Ben for breaking
my microphone.“
He is said to have found the name of his band from
this incident. Which band am I talking about?

19.
In the past, without the use of modern communication
devices, a ship's appearance upon the immediate
return to the port could communicate how the crew
fared at sea. Ships that were victorious in their
endeavors, for example, an encounter with an enemy
ship, would sail into port with flags flying from the
mastheads. On the other hand, a ship that had been
defeated, if still afloat, would be forced to "strike their
colours", or to take them down, signifying their defeat.
Which phrase is said to have been derived from the
above which began to be used in the vernacular
figuratively to signify any kind of triumph?

20.
In Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa, SRK plays the Trumpet in
a band called Windows. Chinatown was a club where
they wanted to perform regularly. However Chinatown
regulars were anti-socials and mafia Dons who were
bullying the inexperienced bands performing there
earlier by throwing glasses when they did not like the
performances. Upon enquired whether their band had
previous experience by the owner of the club, SRK’s
character makes up a story that the band had played
before an even more dangerous crowd where they
throw plates. In fact he also made up the name of the
club after he saw the poster of an Asian born actor on
the wall.
What was the name of the club that SRK’s character
had made up?

21.
X allegedly born on March 31, 1948 in
Damman, Saudi Arabia, is purported to be a
prominent Muslim liberal spokesperson for and
inventor of global warming and environmentalism. He
is portrayed by the liberal media as an author, a
businessperson, former journalist, inventor of the
algorithm, and recipient of a scientific prize. According
to Wikipedia, he has served as United States Vice
President, Senator, and Representative, and has also
served as a military journalist during the Vietnam War.
However, despite efforts by the liberal media to prove
otherwise, there is no completely irrefutable evidence
that X exists. He is the current owner of the antiAmerican terrorist television network Al Jazeera.

22.
X is, is one of only four straight guys to survive
listening to Fallout Boy, and was the greatest celibate
man whore to ever live. He has become a
Pentecostal charismatic icon and spokesman for the
sexual contra-revolution, and is known for his lavish
baby-suits. He born as a woman but in 1946, she was
one of the first patients for sex reassignment surgery
in Magnus Hirschfeld Clinic, long before than Wendy
Charles.

23.
Recipe of what?
 2 extra-large ripe avocados
 Chopped nuts (preferably shaved)
 Essence of Patrick Murphy
 14 cups of Whiskey
 1 Large Banana (previously stored for some time in
your mothers rectum).
 Essence of Jessica Alba
 Pornography (optional)
 External Penis Stimuli (Also optional)

24.
X was America's most beloved recording
artist, singer, songwriter, artist, record
producer, arranger, son, sibling, dancer, father, chore
ographer, actor, author, philanthropist, child
star, musical prodigy, day care provider, skin tanning
expert and businessman.

25.
The X was originally constructed in 1962 as a rival to
the Great Wall of China. However, due to a violently
turbulent history involving death, destruction, a Cold
War, and Communism, the X fell like a ton of bricks
in 1989. Poor structural integrity was found to be the
cause, and the unified German government was
forced to pay 20,000 Deutsche Marks in
compensation to those injured.
As such it has been removed from the #2 spot on the
"Truly Great Walls" list and downgraded to a measly
#6, behind Hadrian's Wall, the Wailing
Wall, and WalMart.

26.
X: What a Sweet-Ass Chair is a historical docudrama set primarily in the kingdom of ________. It
charts the rise and fall of numerous factions, chiefly
great Houses, as they battle amongst themselves
over who can get laid the most. The show is adapted
from A Song Of Ice and Fire, an
ongoing fantasy series authored by the Irish and
Maltese tourist organisations in conjunction with
the British and Irish actors union Equity, chiefly by
putting the names of various characters in a hat, then
drawing them out in pairs to decide if characters "like"
or "hate" each other. This method of writing has been
given a pen name, George R.R. M.A.R.T.I.N, and the
series has been running on HBO for a fanbase
described alternately as "rabid," "mad as a lorry,"
"capable of serious bodily harm" and "imp fetishists."

27.
X is a multi-awardWINNING American actor, lover, entrepreneur, and
Goddess wrangler. His extraordinary bitchin' talents
are the product of a mind that is special and is not of
this realm. Only one man could handle having the
brain of X, and that man is X. For anyone else, it
would just cause them to implode without tiger blood
in their veins from the DNA of Vatican assassins. For
his ability to be X! without imploding, X was the
highest-paid actor in television since time
began, which means he can afford lots
of drugsWINNING!

28.
X is an American pastime. Only real men play this
sport. Men who play soccer do not qualify as real X
players, even if they play X as well. In all truth, X is
where the money is at, which makes some of the
players act like European soccer players, for
example, Alex Rodriguez. Some players are
overweight, but they are still cooler and can play the
sport, which sets them apart from those soccer
bitches. Most people who watch and score have an
above average I.Q., for only people smarter than the
average Soccer Bitch can score and play the game
the way it is meant to be played. X is an overall
amazing game, and nothing will ever rival its
amazing-ness.

29.
X is a torture device sold across the world on the
basis that it is an affordable and vaguely entertaining
cause of self-mutilation, as opposed to expensive
alcohol addiction or social problems, the long term
effects of which are somewhat over-the-top in
comparison to the state of a person following the
years during which they voluntarily attempt to
unscramble the device.
The X was invented by the Hungarian architect Ernő
________ during a particularly lonely stay in his city
apartment following the collapse of an apartment he
had designed not a year before. Based on the
autopsy of his late cat, it was determined that he had
spend two months designing and building a prototype
of the X, and his body had gone missing two hours
later.

30.
The poor, meme-ridden "comedy" website X is the
stuff of Internet legend and infamy. The site, which is
thought to have originated in 1860 as an American
imperialist tool for global domination, is now a multinational effort and is seen as the best of its kind by
some. X currently specializes in tedious
mockery of perceived competitors and petty infighting, with much of the content seen as massproduced junk. Yet, there remains a peculiar fondness
for some of the articles by fanatics. The site
has, however, been perceived as a waste of server
space by its host, the evil Wikia Empire.

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