The document lists several humorous and serious proposed warning labels for alcohol containers suggested by liquor manufacturers to the government. The warnings address topics like drinking and driving, drinking too much making one do silly things, drinking affecting one's ability to have sex or get pregnant, and drinking lowering one's intelligence.

1. Music background: Pieces of a Dream by Love’s Silhouette.

3. Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers. Some are serious others are humourous.

4. “ DO NOT DRINK WHILST WATCHING THIS PPS…you will miss out on the alcohol warnings”

5. “ Careful, an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

6. " The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties ."

7. " The consumption of alcohol can make you believe you are a social media sensation with your silly dance moves ."

8. "Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people! ."

9. "Don't drink and dance. You might hit someone and spill your drink."

10. "Don't drink and argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.”

11. " The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think that husband is the world's greatest lover. But drink too much and you will never catch him at it.

12. " Heavy drinking over time has been found to have a negative effect on reproductive functioning in women.”

13. “ The consumption of alcohol tells you it is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but do not abuse the privilege.” That is all….