This document celebrates Ken Kovash and provides various statistics and metrics about him. It shows that Ken ranks higher than Kasparov and Deep Blue in Google search results for certain terms. Charts show the number of days Ken has not worked from home in 2008 and the number of times he's mentioned not taking work from home days. It also provides comparisons of Ken's ping pong playing ability and time it takes him to eat meals compared to other individuals and animals. Finally, it depicts Ken's typical work attire and how he spends his time thinking about different subject matters.