Jonas Brothers Island

The document summarizes the made-up religion of the Jonas Brothers. It describes sacred texts like the Jonas Brothers Burnin' Up book, methods of worship including reciting hymns in a shrine covered with Jonas Brothers posters, and myths about how each brother entered the music business. Rites of passage include getting branded with the Jonas Brothers symbol after memorizing a song. Key places of pilgrimage, holidays, and religious symbols are also outlined. The basic teachings emphasize purity until marriage as represented by the brothers' purity rings.