Great music, better coffee H I P S T E R H O U S E history coffees other beverages snacks baked goods & desserts wanna get a feel for what we play at hipster house? click me! bear hands “ bad blood” golden ep
Jesse Cushing was your average hipster in 2011, disenchanted with the music that restaurants were playing and with mainstream music in general. In fact, he was such a hipster that he was disgusted with mainstream restaurants as well. Unfortunately, food was a necessity for Jesse, so he had to deal with this inane “music” more often than any enlightened individual should. Then, one day, sitting down in yet another restaurant with poor musical taste with GOBBLE GOBBLE playing through his headphones, Jesse got an idea. A brilliant idea. And you’re sitting in it. He imagined a utopian restaurant that would play his kind of music: the obscure, indie kind. And it wouldn’t be just any restaurant; it would be the best kind: a coffee house. So here you go: welcome to Hipster House. Be sure to say your thank yous. H I S T O R Y history coffees other beverages snacks baked goods & desserts Artist Jon Dalton’s computer-generated drawing of  Hipster House founder  Jesse Cushing GOBBLE GOBBLE “ wrinklecarver” wrinklecarver 7”
need a wake-up call? any one of these energized coffees will do the job. regular coffee (iced or not) - $1.50 our famous coffee, brewed to perfection with only the finest beans around. add milk, sugar, whatever to your preference or be a tough guy and drink it black. it’s up to you, but either way, it’s sure to energize even your laziest parts. Espresso - $1.75 your standard espresso, only with a kick in the rear. and some whipped cream if you want. latte (iced or not) - $2.50 a milked-down espresso, on ice or warm. this one’s sure to give you your energy while delighting your taste-buds.  cappuccino - $2.50 our satisfying mix of espresso, steamed milk, and frothed milk, topped with delectable cinnamon and rich chocolate. Frappe - $3.25 this bad boy is huge in europe, so we decided to bring it here. blended espresso, instant coffee, milk, and sugar, this one is a delightful show of coffee’s more playful side. coffees C O F F E E S history other beverages snacks baked goods & desserts bright eyes “ seashell tale” noise floor
O T H E R B E V E R A G E S history coffees other beverages snacks baked goods & desserts still thirtsy? wet your whistle with one of these thirst-quenching soft drinks. soda - $1.00/$1.50/$2.00 we offer a wide variety of tasteful sodas. check out what we have below! iced-tea (sweetened or not) - $1.00/$1.50/$2.00 soda not doing it for you? try a summer-infused iced tea, sweetened or unsweetened. we’ve got raspberry, lemon, and peach iced teas just waiting to be guzzled down. water - $1.25 what else needs to be said? oh, right: our water is purified and taken from the cleanest springs in the world. what’s not to love? neutral milk hotel “ king of carrot flowers, pt. one” in the aeroplane over the sea
S N A C K S history coffees other beverages snacks baked goods & desserts people don’t just come to coffee houses for the drinks, you know. . . .  bagels - $2.50 that’s right: bagels. and they’re delicious. so try one. we’ve got all the types you can imagine, and you can top it off with american cheese, cream cheese, or just butter. or all three. chips - $1.50 we’ve got a wide variety of your favorite potato/tortilla/corn snack, so you’re bound to like one of them. our roster includes the flavorful sun chip, the zesty dorito, the classic lay’s chip, the corny (mr. cushing also has an affinity for puns) frito, and others. nuts! - $1.00 the amount of nuts we have will make you nutty. packages and packages of salted or unsalted peanuts, cashews, almonds, and if you’re feeling ambitious, we also sell walnuts.  candy - $1.50 we sell so many types of candies that we’d be a candy store if it weren’t for our reputable coffees. so come on in and buy some chocolatey hershey’s bars, peanutbuttery reese’s cups, frighteningly sour warheads, sweetly sweet wonka’s candies, and more! castledoor “ remember when” follow the dove ep
B A K E D G O O D S & D E S S E R T S history coffees other beverages snacks baked goods & desserts maybe you’re in the mood for something sweeter? well if so, try one of these scrumptious items: muffins - $2.50 we could also be a muffin house with the variety of mouth-watering muffins we offer. try our double chocolate, banana nut, corn, apple, blueberry muffins—or one of our other lovely flavors—and you won’t be disappointed! cupcakes - $2.50 who couldn’t love a cupcake, let alone our cupcakes? we offer a different cupcake every day, so you might as well come in as often. but whatever cupcake is made, you can be sure of the quality taste and sugary icing (and sometimes sprinkles!) that will make your day. cannolis - $2.75 mmmm. order one of our genuinely italian cannolis and you won’t be let down. the sugary filling is a sure compliment to its culinary encasing, so hurry up before the line gets too long. cookies - $1.00 oh man. you just hit the jackpot by realizing that we sell cookies, because our cookies are sweet, soft, chewy and baked to perfection. try for yourself with our double chocolate, chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal, or iced cookies. bombay bicycle club “ always like this” i had the blues but i shook them loose

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    Great music, bettercoffee H I P S T E R H O U S E history coffees other beverages snacks baked goods & desserts wanna get a feel for what we play at hipster house? click me! bear hands “ bad blood” golden ep
  • 2.
    Jesse Cushing wasyour average hipster in 2011, disenchanted with the music that restaurants were playing and with mainstream music in general. In fact, he was such a hipster that he was disgusted with mainstream restaurants as well. Unfortunately, food was a necessity for Jesse, so he had to deal with this inane “music” more often than any enlightened individual should. Then, one day, sitting down in yet another restaurant with poor musical taste with GOBBLE GOBBLE playing through his headphones, Jesse got an idea. A brilliant idea. And you’re sitting in it. He imagined a utopian restaurant that would play his kind of music: the obscure, indie kind. And it wouldn’t be just any restaurant; it would be the best kind: a coffee house. So here you go: welcome to Hipster House. Be sure to say your thank yous. H I S T O R Y history coffees other beverages snacks baked goods & desserts Artist Jon Dalton’s computer-generated drawing of Hipster House founder Jesse Cushing GOBBLE GOBBLE “ wrinklecarver” wrinklecarver 7”
  • 3.
    need a wake-upcall? any one of these energized coffees will do the job. regular coffee (iced or not) - $1.50 our famous coffee, brewed to perfection with only the finest beans around. add milk, sugar, whatever to your preference or be a tough guy and drink it black. it’s up to you, but either way, it’s sure to energize even your laziest parts. Espresso - $1.75 your standard espresso, only with a kick in the rear. and some whipped cream if you want. latte (iced or not) - $2.50 a milked-down espresso, on ice or warm. this one’s sure to give you your energy while delighting your taste-buds. cappuccino - $2.50 our satisfying mix of espresso, steamed milk, and frothed milk, topped with delectable cinnamon and rich chocolate. Frappe - $3.25 this bad boy is huge in europe, so we decided to bring it here. blended espresso, instant coffee, milk, and sugar, this one is a delightful show of coffee’s more playful side. coffees C O F F E E S history other beverages snacks baked goods & desserts bright eyes “ seashell tale” noise floor
  • 4.
    O T HE R B E V E R A G E S history coffees other beverages snacks baked goods & desserts still thirtsy? wet your whistle with one of these thirst-quenching soft drinks. soda - $1.00/$1.50/$2.00 we offer a wide variety of tasteful sodas. check out what we have below! iced-tea (sweetened or not) - $1.00/$1.50/$2.00 soda not doing it for you? try a summer-infused iced tea, sweetened or unsweetened. we’ve got raspberry, lemon, and peach iced teas just waiting to be guzzled down. water - $1.25 what else needs to be said? oh, right: our water is purified and taken from the cleanest springs in the world. what’s not to love? neutral milk hotel “ king of carrot flowers, pt. one” in the aeroplane over the sea
  • 5.
    S N AC K S history coffees other beverages snacks baked goods & desserts people don’t just come to coffee houses for the drinks, you know. . . . bagels - $2.50 that’s right: bagels. and they’re delicious. so try one. we’ve got all the types you can imagine, and you can top it off with american cheese, cream cheese, or just butter. or all three. chips - $1.50 we’ve got a wide variety of your favorite potato/tortilla/corn snack, so you’re bound to like one of them. our roster includes the flavorful sun chip, the zesty dorito, the classic lay’s chip, the corny (mr. cushing also has an affinity for puns) frito, and others. nuts! - $1.00 the amount of nuts we have will make you nutty. packages and packages of salted or unsalted peanuts, cashews, almonds, and if you’re feeling ambitious, we also sell walnuts. candy - $1.50 we sell so many types of candies that we’d be a candy store if it weren’t for our reputable coffees. so come on in and buy some chocolatey hershey’s bars, peanutbuttery reese’s cups, frighteningly sour warheads, sweetly sweet wonka’s candies, and more! castledoor “ remember when” follow the dove ep
  • 6.
    B A KE D G O O D S & D E S S E R T S history coffees other beverages snacks baked goods & desserts maybe you’re in the mood for something sweeter? well if so, try one of these scrumptious items: muffins - $2.50 we could also be a muffin house with the variety of mouth-watering muffins we offer. try our double chocolate, banana nut, corn, apple, blueberry muffins—or one of our other lovely flavors—and you won’t be disappointed! cupcakes - $2.50 who couldn’t love a cupcake, let alone our cupcakes? we offer a different cupcake every day, so you might as well come in as often. but whatever cupcake is made, you can be sure of the quality taste and sugary icing (and sometimes sprinkles!) that will make your day. cannolis - $2.75 mmmm. order one of our genuinely italian cannolis and you won’t be let down. the sugary filling is a sure compliment to its culinary encasing, so hurry up before the line gets too long. cookies - $1.00 oh man. you just hit the jackpot by realizing that we sell cookies, because our cookies are sweet, soft, chewy and baked to perfection. try for yourself with our double chocolate, chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal, or iced cookies. bombay bicycle club “ always like this” i had the blues but i shook them loose