1. A massive global farting event occurred when millions of people and animals all farted at the same time due to eating certain gassy foods and drinking soda. 2. The simultaneous farting caused chaos as dogs jumped higher, pigeons fell from roofs, runners finished races incredibly fast, and paint was blown off cars. 3. The powerful blast of gas even managed to remove clothes, blow fish into swimming pools, and spread the smell to another town downwind before things returned to normal.