Presentation at the Blackpool Barcamp 2009

1. My Web, my site hath nothing that's from Sun; No Java will you find within its code; No ActiveX or plug-ins to be run; No cookies--with ice cream or a la mode. I have seen JPEGs appear, big and small, But no such pictures find ye on my site; Of colors, there be hardly none at all, The pages that I make be black on white. There's music that I love, both soft and loud, But quiet is my site-no horns, no bell; No discounts fine to bring the swelling crowd; Indeed, 'tis true, I have but naught to sell. And yet, by heav'n, my site is not so vex'd, It downloads quick, with fast and pleasant text. (www.computeruser.com/articles/1910,3,7,1,1001,00.html)