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The Modern American HR Director
The document summarizes preferences and characteristics of the average American HR director based on a report. It finds that the majority are baby boomers who have a bachelor's degree. The biggest issues facing HR are rising healthcare expenses and attracting/retaining talent. Diet Coke and coffee are the most popular drinks, while dogs and cats are the most common pets owned.
The Modern American HR Director
- 1. Likes and Preferencesof an AMERICAN HR DIRECTOR What Does the HR Director Like to Wear? • Bold Print Blouse, Black iiiiPants • Peep Toe Shoes from iiiiDSW • Chunky Jewelry • Medium-Length Hair • Shellac Manicure or Gel Nails • Hanes Her Way Underpants • Michael Kors Bag 66% Baby Boomers 21% GenX 4% Millennials 9% Dead on the Inside HR Directors by Age 52% have a bachelors degree 14% have pursued graduate work 10% have pursued post-graduate work 24% have lied on their resumes Is HR Smart? Biggest Issues Facing HR 39% Rising Healthcare Expenses 31% War For Talent 13% Big Data and Talent Analytics 10% Global Risk Management 4% Irritable Bowel Syndrome 2% OSHA Safety Compliance 1% “That Bitch, Tammy, Who Keeps mmmiiTouching My Coffee Creamer” Do HR Directors Believe in Wellness Initiatives? 26% Physically Active > 60 Minutes/Day 22% Back on Weight Watchers 19% Allergic to Gluten 18% Really liked that one yoga class they took back in 2005 11% Vegetarians who sometimes eat chicken and bacon but xxxxxithat doesn’t really count 5% Self-diagnosed with carpal tunnel The Animals Owned by HR Directors 41% have a dog 40% have a cat 10% have 2 cats, a dog, some goldfish xxxxxxixxiand a guinea pig that doesn’t get xxxxxxixxienough attention 9% breed Labradoodles because HR xxxxxxiiidoesn’t pay very well HR Director’s Drink of Choice 25% Diet Coke 24% Coffee 18% Diet Water Zero Lite® with Splenda 12% Cayenne Pepper and Maple Syrup 11% Have water in a water bottle they carry everywhere but xxxxxinever drink 9% Tito’s Vodka please contact Laurie Ruettimann at yo@thecynicalgirl.com for more information on this report Tito’s VODKA MK 77% Heterosexual Women 14% Homosexual Men 6% Cisgender Lesbians 3% Match.com Users for Over 5 Years HR by Identity and Expression