This is the script for the short film of students at Faculty of Commarts 44i, Chulalongkorn University

1. How to Fit in to Chula’s Various Cliques
Chayaporn Vuttisant 514 53208 28
Chet Chetchotisak 514 53237 28
Kaweewit Kaewjinda 514 53077 28
Krit Sukawat 514 53031 28
Natnicha Chuwiruch 514 53289 28
Pairat Temphairojana 514 53650 28
Parisa Pichitmarn 514 53570 28
Suphanit Chaturongkasumrit 514 53913 28
Siyoree Thaitrakulpanich 514 53907 28
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Ajarn Daved Forde and Ajarn Smith Boonchutima
Computer Applications in Communication Work (Section 1)
10 April 2012
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2. HOW TO FIT IN CHULA’S VARIOUS CLIQUES
CHARACTERS
NARRATOR, our story’s narrator
HISO CHICKS, the pretty girls on top of the social pyramid
NERDS, a group of students that excessively look books and studying
FRESHMAN, a newbie to the Chula world
GYM FREAKS, a group of gym enthusiasts
PART 1: The Hiso Chicks
FADE IN:
EXT. ESTABLISHING SHOT OF CHULALONGKORN UNIVERSITY
The narrator sits on a staircase in Chulalongkorn University at the fourth floor of the
Faculty of Communication Arts.
NARRATOR
(smiling, arms opened widely to greet freshman)
Hello you inferior freshman at the bottom of the social pyramid, welcome to Chula!
Aren’t you excited to start your college years? Well, college can be a great experience
if you have friends.
Inns gets up from the staircase and walks towards the camera while speaking.
NARRATOR
(as a matter-of-factly)
So, to save you from being a social recluse or an alien at the back of the classroom,
we’re going to give you the 411 on how to blend in to Chula various cliques. Observe.
CUT TO BLACK. MUSIC FADES IN.
INT. A CHULALONGKORN UNIVERSITY CLASSROOM.
Three university girls walk in unison, tardy, into a classroom. As they enter, they nod
insincerely at the teacher.
HISO CHICK 1
(gleefully)
…And I’m going to Gaysorn…
HISO CHICK 2
Really? What are you getting today?
The hiso chicks group starts laughing very loudly. A freshman sitting in front,
annoyed, turns around to tell the girls off.
FRESHMAN
(shushing)
Shhhhh!
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3. ZOOM IN TO FRESHMAN’S ANNOYED FACE. FADE OUT.
PART 2: The Nerds
FADE IN:
INT. CLASSROOM SETTING.
A freshman is combing his hair, tucking in his shirt, and putting his nerdy glasses on.
Two nerds take notes in class, nodding in unison. Both are nerdy-looking, with pens
in their front pockets, hair fully combed to the side, thick glasses on their noses, and
shirts tucked in very proper. The freshman walks in to greet them, holding a thick
book in his hands.
FRESHMAN
Hello, my friends.
Both nerds look at the freshman, and pause to listen to what he has to say.
FRESHMAN
It took me a couple of days to gather up the courage to come talk to you
The freshman holds out his textbook for the nerd to see.
FRESHMAN
(flipping through the textbook)
Have you seen this new Pearson textbook? It’s 185 grams of paper directly imported
from Denmark. Look at that, so soft, tender.
The two nerds looks very interested and amazed.
FRESHMAN
Does it turn you on?
The nerds smile and nods vigorously.
FRESHMAN
(satisfied)
Turns me on my friend. I think we should grab some lunch sometimes and talk about
the paper grams in this book.
The nerds nod, agreeing.
FRESHMAN
(touching one of the nerds’ glasses)
: I like your glasses.
CUT TO BLACK. MARIO LEVEL UP SOUND EFFECT.
Shot of the nerds doing the thumbs up sign to signal approval.
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4. PART 3: The Gym Freaks
FADE IN:
EXT. CHULALONGKORN FITNESS CENTER
The gym freaks stand close to the entrance of the fitness center, all leaning behind a
wall. Gym freaks wear sunglasses indoors, and are in their full sports gear. The
freshman walks in.
FRESHMAN
Man it’s bright out here.
FULL SHOT OF FRESHMAN’S FACE WEARING HIS SUNGLASSES.
GYM FREAK 1
Yeah!
FRESHMAN
Bro, I was just working out the other day man
GYM FREAK 1
(sipping his protein shake)
Really?
FRESHMAN
Had this pulling on bench-pressing at 139 (censored sound effects) kilos bro!
Freshman does a lifting gesture. The rest of the gym freaks are leaning casually
behind a wall.
FRESHMAN
Girls checking me out and all. I was like ‘sup bro.’
GYM FREAK 2
Bro, you need some protein in you man
GYM FREAK 1
Yeah that’s right!!!
GYM FREAK 2
(waving a jerky)
Here, have some of my jerky.
GYM FREAK 1
(pulling out a protein shake from his crotch)
Yeah, and I even made a protein shake for you.
Gym Freak 1 starts drinking the protein shake.
GYM FREAK 1
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5. (flexing his bicep and kissing it tenderly)
Check this out, guys!
Everyone else stares at Gym Freak 1 in awe.
ZOOM IN ON BICEP.
FRESHMAN
Whoa, bro! Those are killer guns!!!
TRANSITION SHOT.
The three gym freaks get up and prepare to go to the fitness center.
GYM FREAK 2
Yeah, let’s go to the gym man!
GYM FREAK 1
Yeah, sure dude!
GYM FREAK 2
(signaling for the freshman to join)
You’re coming too freshy!!
Cut to all the gym freaks shouting and flexing muscles as a group. They all walk out
in unison.
SFX: “I’m Sexy and I Know It”
FADE TO BLACK.
PART 4: Lessons Learned
The narrator is sitting a spectator seat by the swimming pool. A guy is leaning on the
rail and another one is sitting with his sunglasses on, looking cool.
NARRATOR
And that’s how it’s done. But if you don’t fit in any of these groups, well, there are
always cool people like us who might take you in if you are fascinating enough. See
you around in the campus!
The narrator waves at the camera. The other guys show a thumbs up sign and a peace
sign.
FADE TO BLACK.
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