This was the presentation Patrick Allmond gave at IgniteOKC on 1/14/2009. Covers some of the more finer and more subtle points of business networking.

1. Insane Networking:
How to network like a Mac
Daddy
WAKE UP: CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION
stopdoingnothing.com

2. We all need more Homiez!
Why?
Call them what you want – friends, clients, coworkers,
business partners
We need them to get what we want in life
To get new business
To find a J.O.B.
As I recently learned.. to hang out with at Drunken Fryes

3. ONE OF THE BEST REASONS:
To help bury a body after they messed
with your daughter because you told
that guy that he should not have
broken her heart but stupid people
never listen to a 6 foot tall 240 lb
black guy with anger management
issues so you are going to have to get
the regulators to mount up and take
care of bidness at 3am.!

4. Lesson One
“Always be Ready: Always
Walk in Dressed the Part”
…or you #FAIL
before you start!

5. Lesson One
“Always be Ready: Always
Walk in Dressed the Part”
…or you #FAIL
before you start!

6. Lesson One
“Always be Ready: Always
Walk in Dressed the Part”
…or you #FAIL
before you start!

7. Lesson Two
“Shut up and Listen: Use
The 2x2x1 rule”
…you can’t learn
nothin’ by flappin’
your chops!

8. Lesson Two
“Shut up and Listen: Use
The 2x2x1 rule”
…you can’t learn
nothin’ by flappin’
your chops!

9. Lesson Two
“Shut up and Listen: Use
The 2x2x1 rule”
…you can’t learn
nothin’ by flappin’
your chops!

10. Lesson Three
“Make a homie 1 st:
Handle Your Bidness
Later!” …You can’t close
the deal on tha1st
date!

11. Lesson Three
“Make a homie 1 st:
Handle Your Bidness
Later!” …You can’t close
the deal on tha1st
date!

12. Lesson Three
“Make a homie 1 st:
Handle Your Bidness
Later!” …You can’t close
the deal on tha1st
date!

13. Lesson Four
“Be the Godfather: What
can I do for you?”
…lest ye end up
with a horses head
in bed!

14. Lesson Four
“Be the Godfather: What
can I do for you?”
…lest ye end up
with a horses head
in bed!

15. Lesson Four
“Be the Godfather: What
can I do for you?”
…lest ye end up
with a horses head
in bed!

16. Lesson Five
“Keep it ‘deliverance-free’:
No Networking
Inbreeding” you can hear
…can
those dueling
banjos ned?

17. Lesson Five
“Keep it ‘deliverance-free’:
No Networking
Inbreeding” you can hear
…can
those dueling
banjos ned?

18. Lesson Five
“Keep it ‘deliverance-free’:
No Networking
Inbreeding” you can hear
…can
those dueling
banjos ned?

19. THIS IS JUST THE START…
Congratulations! You made it through the first day of “How to
Network Like a Mac Daddy”. There are many other areas that you
need to pay attention to…
Your Homework Assignments
1. Follow up & stay in touch with new homiez/homettes
2. Keep track of what people need/want & keep checking back to see
how you can help them
3. Use a great contact management system where you can tag homiez,
their skillz, and their want/needs/likes/dislikes

20. You have now been
schooled. Go out there
and...
HANDLE
YOUR
BUSINESS

21. To network with this
Mac Daddy…
stopdoingnothing.com
Twitter.com/patrickallmond
Patrick.allmond@gmail
405.283.6287