The narrator lent their notebook to a colleague who tore a page out to write on. The notebook then went missing despite searching everywhere. After waiting what seemed like centuries, the narrator decided to get a new notebook to replace the lost one.

1. THE LOST NOTEBOOK

3. This is my notebook

4. ON IT, I WRITE ABOUT

5. Client Servicing Weekly Plans ON IT, I WRITE ABOUT

6. Client Servicing Weekly Plans ON IT, I WRITE ABOUT Work Progress on Individual Project

7. Client Servicing Weekly Plans ON IT, I WRITE ABOUT Creative Brief Work Progress on Individual Project

9. GOING OUT TO LUNCH

10. GOING OUT TO LUNCH

11. I LENT IT TO A COLLEAGUE

12. S H E U S E D I T

13. S H E TO TEAR OFF A PAGE U S E D I T

14. S H E TO TEAR OFF A PAGE TO WRITE HER STUFF U S E D I T

15. YESTERDAY IS GONE

16. YESTERDAY IS GONE AND THERE IS A NEW DAWN

17. AND THE NOTEBOOK

18. AND THE NOTEBOOK IS FOREVER GONE

19. I LOOKED FOR IT EVERWHERE

20. I LOOKED FOR IT EVERWHERE AROUND THE DESK

21. I LOOKED FOR IT EVERWHERE AROUND THE DESK AROUND THE OFFICE

22. I LOOKED FOR IT EVERWHERE AROUND THE DESK AROUND THE OFFICE AROUND HOME

23. I LOOKED FOR IT EVERWHERE AROUND THE DESK AROUND THE OFFICE AROUND HOME AROUND THE WORLD

24. BUT THE NOTEBOOK IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN

25. WHERE IN THE WORLD COULD IT BE?

26. SO

27. SO AFTER WAITING FOR

28. SO AFTER WAITING FOR 00001.0958904109589041095890410958904

29. SO AFTER WAITING FOR 00001.0958904109589041095890410958904 CENTURIES

30. I DECIDED TO GET A NEW ONE

32. THAT’S IT

33. THAT’S IT THAT’S THE STORY OF MY LOST NOTEBOOK.