This document contains a collection of strange or odd newspaper headlines without accompanying articles. The headlines touch on topics like solved mysteries, athlete pre-game rituals, canned food, a woman who has let herself go, bailing a dog out of jail, being confused by physics, and hospitals hiring doctors. The document is presented by NobleWorks Cards and encourages following them on social media for more jokes.

1. By: NobleWorks Cards
Real, Odd Headlines
We all appreciate a good headline, and it’s important to report
big news to the masses. But, these headlines are a little, well,
strange. See for yourself….

2. Thanks for the heads up.
We are so glad this
mystery has been
solved.

3. An important
timeline.
Good, too, is that this breaking
news is “ExclusiveTo All
Newspapers.”

4. Holy hell…
And heaveno to you,
too.

5. What is the world coming to?
Next thing you know
there will be lawyers
in courts, investors
onWall Street…
where will it end?

6. TMI.
Athletes and their
pre-game rituals.We
just don’t get it…

7. This is disappointing.
And here we bought
all this canned food
for nothing….

8. She’s really let herself go.
The suspenders are not very
flattering either. Maybe she’s
just having an “off” day.

9. The police are on it.
It’s so frustrating when
we have to bail our dog
out of jail.And the
attorney fees…

10. Physics is fun.
We are slowly
confused but quickly
understand.

11. No one has time for that.
If only we could do the
same at our work
meetings.

12. If you say so.
Why would anyone
be concerned?

13. And everyone was in shock.
Maybe they should contact
the hospitals hiring doctors…

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