A funny little book about duck poo. This book will have your children rhyming along in no time. Who doesn't love a book about duck poo?

1. W r i t t e n a n d I l l u s t r a t e d b y
N i c h o l a s T o w n s e n d S m i t h
ISBN 978-1-300-40827-7
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Copyright Nicholas Townsend Smith, 2012. All rights reserved.

2. Elayna,Marco,Ava and Capri
I Love You All!
Dad!
Dedicated to

3. This is Andrew the Duck.
See if you can find Andrew throughout the book!

4. EEWWW!
I said as I looked at
my shoe.
What is that green goo?
I think its duck poo!

5. I did see a duck
or maybe a few!
Quack?
Quack?
Quack!Quack!

6. What did they chew
to create this green goo?

7. Did they eat something
yellow and mixed it with blue?

8. Was it pieces of bread
covered in green mildew?

9. Is it possible that the duck ate
green stew?

10. I must be cuckoo to
think it is true, or
even to picture a
duck eating stew.

11. So how could this happen,
this poo on my shoe?

12. What will I do? I have an issue.
I think I can get some help
from my nephew. You know the
one with the crazy tattoo. Maybe
he can undo this poo on my
shoe.

13. I might ask a cow who likes
to say “Moo.” Will you help
me get this poo off my shoe?
I will tell him exactly what I
need him to do,
but the only response I
suspect will be “Moo?”

14. Oh yes its
true, it‛s stuck
there like glue
this poo on my
shoe.

15. I know just what
will be my rescue,
if only I can find some tissue.

16. An item like that in a moment
like this, will hold an amazing
value.

17. There‛s no time to argue, i‛m
off to pursue. I know it will
take the poo off my shoe. I‛m
really quite confident it will fix
this snafu.

18. Oh what a breakthrough
came to my view
as I ran to the bathroom
doing what looked like
Kung Fu.

19. I flew through
the door and
burst into the
stalls one by
one with my
spirit anew.
I looked and
looked, it‛s all
I could do until
I found a piece
that would do.

20. I did it! I cleaned it as good as
if new.
I removed that poo from my
shoe!

21. Which duck it came from
I haven‛t a clue, but I
think its the one with
the crazy hair-do.
Andrew
I could
imagine his
name is
Andrew!

22. This much I know whether a park
or a zoo,i‛ll watch where I‛m
walking and avoid the green goo
and a word of advice just for
you......

23. You Should Too!

24. The End