The document introduces Baba Gyaan Chand, who claims expertise in many sports and activities based on his physique, and specializes in providing unsolicited advice ("gyaan") to others, including retired cricketer Kris Srikkanth and the IIMB cricket team. Gyaan Chand reminisces about giving advice even as a mischievous child and continues to dispense his "gyaan" within IIMB despite his old age. He invites those frustrated by his advice to "hoosh" or beat him at A-Base that night and provides instructions on how to do it properly.

1. Presenting to you
Baba Gyaan Chand
alias
Take-chand alias
Ghissu

2. IIMB sports expert for his knowledge in
Throwball cum Volleyball cum Lawn
tennis cum Pool cum Chess and as
evident by his physique - Gymming

3. Area of expertise
Cricket gyaan

4. Victim 1:
Kris Srikkanth Aaj to main gyaan
Main retirement baatne ka test
leke bhaag raha match
hoon…kaha phas khelunga…poore 5
gaya! din gyaan dunga!

5. Victim 2:
IIMB Cricket team

6. Victim…err….lifetime club member

7. Apne gyaan se ye
bade bade shero ko
bhi dher kar chuka
hai…!

8. Pic: Shot in high
definition (1973) when
Gyaan-chand was in his
early 40’s

9. Guess who was born earlier????

10. Jab mein chhota bachcha tha,
Badi shararat karta tha,
Meri chori pakdi jaati…aur main deta mummy ko
gyaan..
Ab main ek buddha hun,
Goli kha kar jeeta hun,
Lekin aaj bhi…iimb ke andar bat ta mera
gyann….ting ting ting!!!

11. All those people frustrated from my gyaan..
Come and hoosh me at A-Base tonight at 12:00 AM
‘Dekho tik kar hoosh karna…sahi angle par..koi corner reh na jaye’!!