1. GSoC and
Commitfests and
Pointy Hair,
Oh, My!
SFPUG 2013/10/08
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David Fetter david.fetter@disqus.com
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3. Commit
Fest
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5. The
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6. Most
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7. Reviled
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8. Job
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9. EVAR
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10. !!!
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with one possible exception.

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12. Why take it on?
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13. Laziness
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I want things done. Lots of things!

14. Impatience
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...and I want them done this dev cycle!

15. Hubris
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Surely everybody will think the stuff I want done is awesome, and drop everything to work on
it!

16. Diligence
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Well, it turns out we're checking back a lot with a lot of people.

17. Patience
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...and they're not always available to talk

18. Humility
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Oh, you mean we had to get consensus? And keep it?

19. Wednesday, October 9, 13
Let's start with bigger projects, kinda, then move to smaller ones.

20. Commitfest 2010/09
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21. Status Summary.
Committed: 26,
Returned with Feedback: 25,
Rejected: 1.
Total: 52.
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Ouch!

22. What happened?!
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23. Laziness
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Didn't get back to people often enough. Frequently not at all.

24. Impatience
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To put it with perfect bluntness, I thought this would "just work."

25. Hubris
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Oh, heck. I'll just go this alone.

26. Commitfest II, 9.4
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27. Big Patches!
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28. Diligence
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Get some people together. In surname order:

29. Mike Blackwell
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Helped write the

30. Commitfest Checklist
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31. Craig Kerstiens
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Good at bothering people. Without pissing them off royally. Has a very cute kid. Result so
far:

32. Status Summary.
Needs Review: 35,
Waiting on Author: 25,
Ready for Committer: 7,
Committed: 10,
Returned with Feedback: 5,
Rejected: 1.
Total: 83.
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On to the other project

33. UPDATE foo
SET bar = f(bar)
RETURING *
Currently
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Cool stuff, right?

34. Missing information:
What did the rows look like before?!
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36. What was there before?
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37. • Write trigger code
What was there before?
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38. • Write trigger code
• Test
What was there before?
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39. • Write trigger code
• Test
• Debug
What was there before?
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40. • Write trigger code
• Test
• Debug
• Oh, there's a new table!
What was there before?
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41. • Write trigger code
• Test
• Debug
• Oh, there's a new table!
• Lather, rinse, repeat :P
What was there before?
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42. Let's fix this!
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43. RETURNING
OLD/NEW
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44. BZZZ!!!!
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Too many things know those words

45. RETURNING
BEFORE/AFTER
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46. Worked:
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48. Didn't:
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50. Worked:
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51. Checklists
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52. Collaborators
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53. Didn't:
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54. Separate
IRC channel
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55. Takeaways:
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56. ≠
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57. Do more
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58. Bonus!
Why can't we see rows
when we're doing per-statement triggers?
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We're working on that for the next CF.

59. Questions?
Comments?
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60. SFPUG 2013/10/08
Copyright© 2013
David Fetter david.fetter@disqus.com
All rights reserved.
Thanks!
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