This document contains a collection of humorous quotes by various comedians, writers and politicians on topics like marriage, doctors, lawyers, success, failure and more. The quotes provide amusing perspectives and observations about everyday life.
This is a review of "Bitter Lake", a documentary produced by Adam Curtis in 2015 where he talks about Afghanistan and its effect on countries are strongly related to its affairs.
Hugh Mungus hasn’t had a date in a decade. How is it then he’s managed to hook up with over 1,000 women during that period?
From the front lines of fornication comes a book as anticipated as liverwurst-flavored Coke; a publication less successful than Macauley Culkin’s acting career as an adult; a manual more useless than opening a GAP in a nudist colony. An insider’s perspective for the single male swinger.
You’re smart. You don’t require some motivational speaker who sees you as nothing more than a paycheck telling you how to “hook-up.” Should you be curious as to what it’s like on the other side of the wall at your local hump haven, though, pick up a copy of There’s No “E” in Horny.
This is a review of "Bitter Lake", a documentary produced by Adam Curtis in 2015 where he talks about Afghanistan and its effect on countries are strongly related to its affairs.
Hugh Mungus hasn’t had a date in a decade. How is it then he’s managed to hook up with over 1,000 women during that period?
From the front lines of fornication comes a book as anticipated as liverwurst-flavored Coke; a publication less successful than Macauley Culkin’s acting career as an adult; a manual more useless than opening a GAP in a nudist colony. An insider’s perspective for the single male swinger.
You’re smart. You don’t require some motivational speaker who sees you as nothing more than a paycheck telling you how to “hook-up.” Should you be curious as to what it’s like on the other side of the wall at your local hump haven, though, pick up a copy of There’s No “E” in Horny.
Paul Gimbel from Razorleaf Corporation used this presentation as people entered into his SolidWorks World presentations. It is a collection of inspirational, insightful, and humorous quotations for a wide variety of sources.
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Part 1: Snohomish High School, Class of 1986. Group photos from 10- and 20-year reunions, the trends & happenings of 1986, yearbook snaps, and from yearbook to facebook (senior photos to current).
Larry Paros Comics on Huffington Post.
Larry Paros is a writer, teacher, lecturer and professional ne'er-do-well. His published works range from education and etymology to children's books. He has been an op-ed page columnist for the Seattle Post-Intelligencer and a commentator on KUOW-FM, the NPR affiliate in Seattle. As a filmmaker he produced and directed "The Journey," the story of an immigrant's trek to America and "Walk Right In," the story of the other Yale.
Executive Directors Chat Leveraging AI for Diversity, Equity, and InclusionTechSoup
Let’s explore the intersection of technology and equity in the final session of our DEI series. Discover how AI tools, like ChatGPT, can be used to support and enhance your nonprofit's DEI initiatives. Participants will gain insights into practical AI applications and get tips for leveraging technology to advance their DEI goals.
Paul Gimbel from Razorleaf Corporation used this presentation as people entered into his SolidWorks World presentations. It is a collection of inspirational, insightful, and humorous quotations for a wide variety of sources.
for more such files , kindly visit Amazing Files at http://spicyflavours.net
Please join our slide share group
http://www.slideshare.net/group/spicy-flavours
Part 1: Snohomish High School, Class of 1986. Group photos from 10- and 20-year reunions, the trends & happenings of 1986, yearbook snaps, and from yearbook to facebook (senior photos to current).
Larry Paros Comics on Huffington Post.
Larry Paros is a writer, teacher, lecturer and professional ne'er-do-well. His published works range from education and etymology to children's books. He has been an op-ed page columnist for the Seattle Post-Intelligencer and a commentator on KUOW-FM, the NPR affiliate in Seattle. As a filmmaker he produced and directed "The Journey," the story of an immigrant's trek to America and "Walk Right In," the story of the other Yale.
Executive Directors Chat Leveraging AI for Diversity, Equity, and InclusionTechSoup
Let’s explore the intersection of technology and equity in the final session of our DEI series. Discover how AI tools, like ChatGPT, can be used to support and enhance your nonprofit's DEI initiatives. Participants will gain insights into practical AI applications and get tips for leveraging technology to advance their DEI goals.
Operation “Blue Star” is the only event in the history of Independent India where the state went into war with its own people. Even after about 40 years it is not clear if it was culmination of states anger over people of the region, a political game of power or start of dictatorial chapter in the democratic setup.
The people of Punjab felt alienated from main stream due to denial of their just demands during a long democratic struggle since independence. As it happen all over the word, it led to militant struggle with great loss of lives of military, police and civilian personnel. Killing of Indira Gandhi and massacre of innocent Sikhs in Delhi and other India cities was also associated with this movement.
2024.06.01 Introducing a competency framework for languag learning materials ...Sandy Millin
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Published classroom materials form the basis of syllabuses, drive teacher professional development, and have a potentially huge influence on learners, teachers and education systems. All teachers also create their own materials, whether a few sentences on a blackboard, a highly-structured fully-realised online course, or anything in between. Despite this, the knowledge and skills needed to create effective language learning materials are rarely part of teacher training, and are mostly learnt by trial and error.
Knowledge and skills frameworks, generally called competency frameworks, for ELT teachers, trainers and managers have existed for a few years now. However, until I created one for my MA dissertation, there wasn’t one drawing together what we need to know and do to be able to effectively produce language learning materials.
This webinar will introduce you to my framework, highlighting the key competencies I identified from my research. It will also show how anybody involved in language teaching (any language, not just English!), teacher training, managing schools or developing language learning materials can benefit from using the framework.
Synthetic Fiber Construction in lab .pptxPavel ( NSTU)
Synthetic fiber production is a fascinating and complex field that blends chemistry, engineering, and environmental science. By understanding these aspects, students can gain a comprehensive view of synthetic fiber production, its impact on society and the environment, and the potential for future innovations. Synthetic fibers play a crucial role in modern society, impacting various aspects of daily life, industry, and the environment. ynthetic fibers are integral to modern life, offering a range of benefits from cost-effectiveness and versatility to innovative applications and performance characteristics. While they pose environmental challenges, ongoing research and development aim to create more sustainable and eco-friendly alternatives. Understanding the importance of synthetic fibers helps in appreciating their role in the economy, industry, and daily life, while also emphasizing the need for sustainable practices and innovation.
A workshop hosted by the South African Journal of Science aimed at postgraduate students and early career researchers with little or no experience in writing and publishing journal articles.
Model Attribute Check Company Auto PropertyCeline George
In Odoo, the multi-company feature allows you to manage multiple companies within a single Odoo database instance. Each company can have its own configurations while still sharing common resources such as products, customers, and suppliers.
Unit 8 - Information and Communication Technology (Paper I).pdfThiyagu K
This slides describes the basic concepts of ICT, basics of Email, Emerging Technology and Digital Initiatives in Education. This presentations aligns with the UGC Paper I syllabus.
3. There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.--Will Rogers
4. "Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?"--- Kelvin Throop
7. "The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too."-Anton Chekhov
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9. "An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."-- Agatha Christie
10. "Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."-- Dick Van Dyke
11. "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend."-- Zenna Schaffer
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13. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.--Gilbert K. Chesterton In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.--Rodney Dangerfield The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.--Joan Rivers Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.--H.L.Mencken
14. I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.--Henny Youngman "Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"--Henny Youngman A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."--Henny Youngman
15. If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.--Milton Berle My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.--Rossanne Barr A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.--Jack Benny Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella--Mae West
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19. To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.--George W. Bush Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.--Lilly Tomlin The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning.--Adlai Stevenson He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.--George Bernard Shaw
20. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.--Napoleon Bonaparte Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.--Will Rogers Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.--Ambrose Bierce "When I gave food to the poor, they called me a saint. When I asked why the poor were hungry, they called me a communist."--D.H.Camara