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Funny facebook statuses vol1
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2. …says don't you hate it when you miss a call by
the last ring, but when you immediately call
back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail?
What did the person do after I didn’t answer?
Drop the phone and run away?
3. …says I get this funny feeling that people are
reading the things I type here but maybe I'm
just being paranoid.
4. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping
pill and a laxative on the same night.
6. …wonders if there is a cure for "dumbassness" if
so, I know a few people who need a dose.
7. You know you need to get a life when you've just
spent half an hour compulsively rearranging
your trees in Farmville.
8. …had a brief but terrifying bout of sanity, but
everything is back to normal now.
9. …was almost killed today when he fell off a
horse. Thank god the walmart employee saw
me, came over and unplugged the thing
10. To make it straight, she pulls it. 2 make it stand,
she rubs it. 2 make it stiff, she licks it. 2 let it
“IN” she pushes it. !!!! True! Threading a
needle is not easy!!!
11. That FML moment when you have diarrhea and
you get up from the toilet thinking finally then
you stomachs' like "aww hell naw. Sit yo butt
back down. I ain't done with you yet."
12. Don’t be afraid to reply a FUNNY status!
You might just get a chance to have your status
submitted in my next video…
I’ll be glad to take anyones status and put it in my
next video(whenever that will be).
LMAO! That last one was funny!