The document contains a series of short, disjointed statements and questions that range from mundane to bizarre or nonsensical. Many references are unclear without additional context. The document appears to be a collection of random thoughts and conversational snippets without a clear overall topic or meaning.

1. “ Facepalm” Moments Names and photos have been removed for privacy purposes

2. A clear argument for herb therapy

3. The magic 8 ball says “outcome not good”

4. …asked by a male…..

5. ...yet another pregnant male…

6. Sorry, they only come in green

7. www.animalheaven.com ?

8. When did this become difficult?

9. Immaculate conception?

10. …when it starts controlled breathing?

11. See how you react to catnip

12. “Dyslexic”? Or just a bad speller?

13. Guess what I’m thinking right now….

14. First, you need a mommy lamb and a daddy lamb… ...I mean sheep

15. Step 1: place meat in freezer Step 2: wait until it’s frozen Step 3: rethink going back to school

16. … uhhhh…..?

17. Precisely the kind of thing an assassin shouldn’t be doing – promoting their position….

18. First, you need to have a big p****…..

19. Step 1: throw in washing machine Step 2: realize you could have read instructions on tag Step 3: go back in time and try again

20. I suggest avoiding Aspirin altogether.

21. Cookies?

22. Only 40%? Very ambitious.

23. Sorry, only fake replies are allowed here

24. Nope, only during…everybody knows that!

25. ..first get fat, then get fit?

26. …oops…

27. More than a day, less than nine months (details would be helpful here, don’t you think?)

28. Stop having babies?

29. Stay in school kids!

30. The modern-day resume

31. Just like a band-aid…grip and pull!

32. Telepathy?

33. Inquiring minds want to know…

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